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It’s the 35th Anniversary of Goonies and we’re here to decide if it’s really as good as you remember, or if perhaps your childhood brain was fascinated with the search for One-Eyed Willy (or, as he was meant to be a Spanish pirate, Guillermo el Tuerto). Come along with us and save the Goondocks.

Prologue - Actually, Goonies is (not) bad?

S1 - What’s Good

S2 - What Could be Better

S3 - Makin’ it Better and Makin’ a Sequel

Dad Jokes of the Week!

OT - Political Consumerism and it gets TENSE!

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Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee

Not only are we still in some form of lockdown, but here in the Northwest, the Summer weather has been late to arrive. Translation: we’re spending a lot of time in the house, watching TV. So that’s what we’ve got this week!

Prologue - Taking a Vacation? In this climate?

S1 - You’ve seen that, now watch this

S2 - NFL player or Hollywood star?

S3 - Let Xfinity be your Guide

Double Dad Jokes of the Week!

OT - Traditional retail in the time of COVID-19

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Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee

Ty has recovered from his bout with ennui and he’s back to combat his existential dread. We’re turning an eye to the retro futurism of our current predicament to decide how we might have handled it differently on a personal level, and to figure out which version of our dystopian future is most appealing.

Prologue - What do you mean I can’t order it?

S1 - How does 25 Year Old you behave in the pandemic

S2 - An examination of the pandemic’s creation of retro-futurism

S3 - Would You Rather, Dystopia Edition

Double Dad Jokes of the Week!

OT - Free Gifts in your New Home

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Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee

Josh steps in for Ty this week to join Chris on a journey of Seattle’s CHOP before turning their eyes to their failures as fathers. Then it's a hard pivot into being a movie podcast, and don’t forget to stick around for Dirty Dad Jokes of The Week.

Prologue - CHOP it to me, CHAZ

S1 - Tie one hand behind your back, child

S2 - Alternate Movie Universe

S3 - The AFI 100 Best Movie Quotes Quiz

Dirty Dad Jokes of the Week!

OT - Living Single

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Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee

We’re modeling our best behavior as we wonder about the value of predictive modeling, marvel at the model of college recruiting, and become bewildered at all the Z’s in your last name.

Prologue - You can’t catch COVID if you think it’s over

S1 - Model(ing) Behavior

S2 - All-Time loaded college campuses

S3 - You can spell it

Dad Jokes of the Week!

OT - Your personal brand, Orgasm candles

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Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee

Chris is back and we’re here to maximize his potential. Your effort, after all, is all you can control. Maybe everyone could just try a little harder? Cops, Athletes, Marketers, and one enterprising man who doesn't understand how money works.

Prologue - It’s gas that inspects your eyes for tears

S1 - Policing the Police

S2 - Striving for Greatness, or Striving for Comfort

S3 - What’s in a Name?

Dad Jokes of the Week!

OT - Skweezy Jibbs great nugget adventure

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Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee

Chris is off this week and we bring back our friend Chicago Matt to serve as both co-host and producer! Let's shake out his brain for content.

Prologue - Snack Bracket Reactions

S1 - The Comedy Oscars

S2 - Saxing Up Pop Music

S3 - All Time Sports Rewatches

DJOTW

OT - Breaking Quarantine for Justice

In this extra special crossover episode, we hand the reigns of our show over to Jason the Angry Ginger (@s7daysageek) and he serves as host to our guests.

The first thing he did was chuck the timer. Let's get into it.

S1 Double Dipp’n The Double Dippers. (What’s It Mean)

S2 Afterlife Database Revisited (For the First Time)

S3 The Battle of Bruce Willis-A Tournament

Bonus: A Dad Joke Off

As the world’s last channel surfer, Chris has got some important TV & Movie takes to share straight off the cable box. We’ve got nostalgia, scientific analysis, and pattern recognition, but it’s way more entertaining that it sounds.

Prologue - Suck Of v. Suck On

S1 - TV’s Best Recurring Characters

S2 - The Data Science defining Chick v. Dick Flicks

S3 - Who wants to make out with ScarJo?

Dad Jokes of the Week!

OT - Homeschooling struggles

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Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee

It’s graduation season and we’ve got superlatives, both good and bad, for these United States of America. We don’t let Europe get away without a little scrutiny as well. Then we turn to the English language and how your ear may not match your mouth and how that screws up the way you name your kids.

Prologue - Peers with the pool pee-ers

S1 - Superlatives for the States

S2 - Ignominy for the same

S3 - An is a trash ass indefinite article

Dad Jokes of the Week!

OT - Leg hair close ups, The Match II

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Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee