Whether your government deems you special enough to be kept out of harm’s way, you’ve already been in harm’s way and your assailant is tough-talking your corpse, or you simply want to know exactly how much harms’ way you’re willing to endure, we’ve got you covered this week.

Prologue - Bad Seahawks Beats

S1 - BTS gets a deferral

S2 - Top 5 Post-Kill Movie One-Liners

S3 - Your COVID Contraction Odds

Dad Jokes of the Week

OT - Celebrity Boxing League

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Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee

It’s a 2on3 Thanksgiving special! We’re using data to breakdown your dinner, providing some post-meal entertainment, and then setting you up from some quality solo time to finish off your night. Have a happy and safe holiday!

Prologue - The Gobbler Pizza

S1 - The Ultimate Thanksgiving Dinner by the numbers

S2 - Top 5 Pre-Kill Movie One-Liners

S3 - Divided States of Pron

Dad Jokes of the Week

OT - The Luck Log

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This week our good friend and for this week, producer, Brian Schwartz brings a carefully crafted Throwback Theme Song bracket for us to debate. Come along and turn the channel by hand and smell the nostalgia (it smells like wood paneling).

Prologue - Honorable mentions and bracketology

S1/S2/S3 - The Throwback Theme Song Championship!

Dad Jokes of the Week

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This week we’re embracing a Masters week unlike any other, because it’s in November! To that end we’re looking ahead to both this month’s special meal and special golf, sandwiched around an all-new Plot Shop. Roll your dough and roll your putts, and stick this in your ears.

Prologue - When your kids want someone else

S1 - Top Thanksgiving Sides by State

S2 - Plot Shop: Sea of Mink

S3 - The Reasonable Man’s Rules of Golf

Dad Jokes of the Week

OT - The Masters

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This week we’re pretending to be other people as we recap an emotional Halloween, stack rank some body swap movies, and then look at your passive aggression toward your office mates. Then it’s a full on political discussion in the OT, which is why we put it at the end.

Prologue - This is Halloween, everybody scream (or cry)

S1/S2 - Body Swap Stack Rank

S3 - Workplace Passive Aggression

Dad Jokes of the Week

OT - American Electoral Politics

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Halloween is but a scant two moons nigh! After we affirmed Snickers’ crown as the King of Candy last week, we’re going to stick with the spooky season content with some movies to get you in the spooky mood, movie candy to go along with it, and then we say goodbye to October and vocabulary of our birthdays

Prologue - Adult costumes? What say you?

S1 - Top 5 Spooky Movies

S2 - Favorite Candy by State

S3 - New Words from the Year of Your Birth

Dad Jokes of the Week

OT - What kinda voter are you?

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It’s nearly Halloween and it’s time to crown the King of Candy. We bring in Chris Maier (host of Our Liner Notes, among others) to be our deciding bracket vote and to educate us on the weird Canadian candy you’ve never heard of. Vote along and then stick around for a discussion on actual voting.

Prologue - Don’t blame the kids

S1/S2/S3 - King of Candy Bracket

Dad Jokes of the Week

OT - Voting for something that matters

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A brand new recurring segment debuts this week with a signature weird 2on3 drop! Enjoy us workshopping a plot before we move on to our favorite type of relatable content (dummies on the internet), before taking the temperature of the Tennis GOAT debate. Onward!

Prologue - The right kind of NFL politics

S1 - Plot Shop: DB Cooper v. The Undead

S2 - Dumb things kids believe

S3 - Federer-Nadal (No thanks, Novak)

Dad Jokes of the Week

OT - Low stakes, but stress anyway

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We’re a movie podcast this week as we dig into the portfolio of some of the all time greats, identify movies we love that you might not, and then Chris gets to flex his mimicry muscles while Ty does his best to guess what movie the quote came from.

Prologue - Just Give Us The Movies

S1 - All-Time Director Faves and Unloveds

S2 - 4 Movies We Like More Than Anyone Else

S3 - AFI 100 Quotes Quiz II

Dad Jokes of the Week

OT - LFG, Moisturizer Pumps, EVH Eternal Solo

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Welcome to Rocktober! This is both of your hosts’ birthday month, and we’re starting with a discussion on celebratory belly fills, before returning to the lifehack well and offering medium-spicy twitter takes. It gets a little heavy in the OT, but such are the times.

Prologue - Ty goes back to 1st Grade

S1 - Birthday Dinner & Perfect Bites

S2 - Half-Baked Lifehacks III

S3 - Hyperbolic Cold Twitter Takes

Dad Jokes of the Week

OT - An excerpt from the memoirs of Ted Heath

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Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee