Today we talk about the scarcity of practicing patience in society, mind-bending ice cream flavors, and significant others using each other's toothbrushes.

Today we talk about being able to Crip walk or Twerk, mankind's attempts at improving day to day qualities of life, and self care practices.

Today we talk about pre-and post-pandemic hand-washing practices, Sam's dining and dashing at a Denny's in Hollywood, near death experiences, advancements and recessions of modern day movie theater experiences, pranking each other with fruit snacks, the unpopular opinions of Nicole, and the mirrors of adulthood.

Today we talk about road rage, headlights versus high-beams, cheating on your significant other in a dream, Nicole's intolerance for waiting in lines, break up etiquette, romantic incest hypotheticals, the existence of alien lifeforms, in the current concerning state of the United States of America.

Today we talk about shower tool preferences, male shower efforts, the importance of hydrating, Sam Smith's latest album, Gloria, and his outfit at the Brit awards event, the origins of Valentine's Day and how far it's come, Nicole's Valentine's Day horror story, Amazon cart etiquette, flight attendants responsibilities in the event of an emergency, and the latest hype surrounding The Fast and Furious X movie Trailer.

Today we talk about not being prepared for an end of the world event, what inspires us, stealing elementary school earthquake kits, how the world isn't busy anymore, and the incentives behind aspiring to be a Guinness world book record holder. 

Today we talk about the intricacies of agreed-upon Christmas gift monitory caps, the fears of autonomous vehicles, the under appreciations of life's little miracles, the benefits of treating people with kindness, and using Oscar nominated films as a surefire movie watch guide.

Today we talk about the horrors of bad dentists, a problematic Canadian McDonald's, and a new bit called a podcast within a podcast. 

Today we talk about people being splashed by 18 wheelers driving over curb side street puddles, the amenities of hell, the atrocities of Facebook memories, Sam's best pick up lines, the horrors of being forced to listen to running event announcers, and being cognizant of morning misery.

Today we talk about hypothetical moral dilemmas; such as, how much money would it take for you to cheat on your significant other? We pretend Nicole is a news anchor reporting live after celebrity Chris rock beats the crap out of Will Smith in retaliation of being slapped at the Oscars. Also, how we all have our own ways of procrastinating when it comes to folding laundry. And lastly, Sam asking Nicole every question from Billie Eilish's annual repeating interview from vanity magazine.