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Guy Fawkes - Okay, he was annoyed - but really? Was there NO other option? How often do we take the drastic route? How many consequences in life are "unforeseen"?

We're chatting about taking it a bit too far, maybe with you when you go. Lockdowns, US elections, Bonfire Night: it's all happening...

Plus -

Watch-cut/not watch-cut/not watch-not cut

Prosthetic bellies

Unexploded Incontinence Pants

And Fond Farewells

We were sent a transcript of Episode 12.

It was not a precise transcript

Here are some snippets

It's not a real episode, and it's not a thigh-slapper: but it amused us enough to want to share the sheer crappiness of the transcription

As if we're trying to personify the whole series in the last episode of Season 1, we look at happy endings for about 25 seconds, then drift onto weird deaths, theatre funding, parallel universes and anything else that floats across our line of sight.

Skitters at 30,000ft

SatNav Cremation

Cringe With Mother

PLUS - Name That Noise results, Marco Paulo and a new jingle for Jane's new niche

Don't forget the Easter Egg/Harvest Pumpkin is out on Thursday!

Retail is just getting back on its feet. How tough is it working in sales where you're on a commission? We look at sales: the good, the bad and the desperate. Scam calls and bogus tradesmen: how to deal with them without going to prison.

Bodyform for Dogs

A Conspiracy of Cupboards

My Mum Has One

Plus Marco Paulo and the return of Name That Noise!

So sorry! I thought when you said "Just grab my melons" you meant...

Misunderstandings, confusion and mistaken identity: all good reasons why it's best to check before you jump into action. Or even just LISTEN (Jane)

Imposter alert!

Check that cheque

Pop explosion

Plus... there's a BONUS EPISODE announcement!!

(if I understood that correctly)

Triskaidekaphobia - fear of tricycles...

It's our thirteenth episode. Does that mean we'll have technical glitches? Get things wrong? If so - how does that explain all the other episodes where we balls it up?

Are we slaves to fortune; Is the universe having a laugh at our expense?

Or does the buck stop here and we're too afraid to own it?

No play, no pay

The great raffle scandal

Always look after your bean

What's the deal with accessibility? Is it getting better for people living with disabilities? Should we be protecting disabled parking and toilets? If we should, then what does a disabled person look like?

Zonda the Wonder Dog

Broom cupboard chaos

You're getting blogged

Plus - Where Are We Not? Marco Paulo and the answer to Name That Noise!

How many times have you lost something irreplaceable? How many times have you THOUGHT you lost something irreplaceable, only for it to turn up years later? Would you lend a friend the thing you love? Throughout our life we get gifts, photos and letters that have a special place in our hearts - so we put them in a Special Place to keep them safe. Sadly we can never remember where the hell that Special Place is.

Breaker, breaker: Lash LaRue

Fishy cars

And fingers in a soapy ring

All that plus Where Are We Not? Marco Paulo and Name That Noise

In times of distress, in times of need or just for a laugh - there are many reasons people visit psychics, spiritualists or mediums; is it a way to contact loved ones, to get advice for the future, maybe words of warning - or a way for con merchants to make money at the expense of other people's misery?

Is there life after death (Is there life after Still Game)?

Do our loved ones watch over us? If they do, just how much are they watching?

Regressing to a Cornish idiot

Bending cutlery AND jewellery

Do ghosts smell gas?

Take our Psychic Challenge and be a podcast guest!

Governments are scrambling to follow expert advice - until it doesn't suit them. Is the age of blind faith in experts a thing of the past? Has Google, the media and a litany of errors bruised our trust that doctor knows best? Or are we content to go our own way until we really need them?

Nursing nuns

A shilling on the gee-gees

And The Order of The White Elephant

All this plus Where Are We Not? and Marco Paulo