Yeah, we've been gone a while, it's still season 6, whatever, fuck it. Tonight we talk about the internet -- what it used to be, what it's turned into, what it's good at and bad at, and the rules of the internet if you can remember them. We talk about what made the early internet such a delightful wild west of chaos, and what it might have done to all our collective modern-day brains. Hi internet. We missed you. 

This week, with our special guest host Dan, we're rebooting the heist franchise and trying to figure out WHAT happened with the narrative of the last heist. We know the characters, but we don't really know what happened. So we're letting an AI write the plot with a little help. Let's just say that it walked right up to the line of total obscenity. Not once, but twice. The machines win this episode, for giving us an absurd and awful plot we could never have dreamed of. Look out for Part 2 Part 2 soon. 

This week the super excellent Kiki Myport joins us as guest host to talk about those songs that are so good, you could live in them for the rest of your life. Those Sledgehammers, those Baker Streets, those songs that you could bop to for ever. We also play a brief personality quiz, talk about pelvic mounds, and play America's favorite game, "What's in my asshole?" 

Fair warning: This starts off sad. We're talking about the photographs that have stayed with us: journalist photography, memes, sports photos, and other indelible images. Or at least the ones we can remember. We play a round of Who Said It Best, and come up with a fun and demeaning new insult!

This week we're talking about weird things seen or overheard in public. Arguments, conversations, public urination, all that. Along the way Mitch McConnell rejects the Democrats' radical new agenda and Lt. Dan gets a soft serve ice cream cone from the Army Corps of Ice Cream Engineers. 

Hey there. We're back. We're talking about psychology and sentience, in people and animals. What is it that sets us apart from the natural world? What do we have in common? What layer of the 7-layer burrito of needs is "fuckin?" We talk about the things that make us pretty smart, but in the dumbest possible way. 

This week we're talking about the name brands you just gotta have, when nothing else will do. Condiments. Cereal. Spagoots. The things that there is no substitute for. Life's little pleasures. A nice pickle, perhaps. Also Chris is hosting, so we have a year-end conclusion to Who Said It Best, and learn a little bit about bird dick. 

This week we're talking about fashion. Good fashion, dumb fashion, practical and impractical fashion. We talk about what looks cool, what doesn't look cool, and what we wish looked cool. On the way, we learn some uncomfortable truths about that white house couch, and address the totally-not-controversial topic of notorious TERF J.K. Rowling. You know, something nice and easy for our first episode in two months. Nothing complicated here. 

We're back after a few lazy months off with a hot, fresh, steamin' one. This week we talk about the things we wish we'd learned in school. Some of the things nobody really teaches you, like: what is a credit score? How do we appreciate art? What is the fair market value of a McDouble? (Strike that last one.) You know. The basics. It gets gross, as per usual. Thanks for listening. 

This week we're talking about little sweeties, a phrase we may have actually coined as the opposite of pet peeves. They're those little things in life: a perfect sandwich, a person who holds the door for you, the little niceties of life that just make you smile. None of these have anything to do with Clarence Thomas depositing pubes on everything, but you know. We got there anyway.