The dudes discuss good old fashioned pranks, and the joys of surprising people with varying degrees of terror and/or frustration. Along the way, the seventh secretary general of the U.N. was a sex doll. Sorry, world. Sorry everyone.

This week, the dudes discuss past crimes for which the statutes of limitations have expired, with our special guest, Aubrey! This is a weird one, even by this show's standards. Along the way we learn a lot about the dangers of extreme fandom, bologna theft, and a valuable lesson in what happens when you snitch. Spoiler: Maybe nothing, sometimes.

The dudes tell embarrassing stories about themselves and each other. We learned a lot about the passage of time, the fading of shame, and orphans. Also, there's some horse semen in there.

We have no excuses for this one. Our special guest Pat joins us to talk about the 90s and the true unparalleled joy that it was. We talk toys, games, Y2K, and having to breastfeed your parents. You know, just the normal stuff.

The dudes discuss the most awkward, uncomfortable, or bizarre events they've ever attended. Also, we learn a lot about ways to flex your earballs, flerden pa bler haddaah, and how to avoid explosive, nightmarish public diarrhea. Don't be eating while you listen to this one. Just don't.

The dudes talk about food. Of course they do. Why wouldn't they. Clear out your grease traps for this extra fat episode where we discuss all the evilest things to eat. Brought to you by our new sponsor, Roger Sickbastard!

The dudes talk middle school memories, getting into trouble and risking life and limb for a laugh. And weird teachers. And scaring our parents half to death. And our dear, dear slave manservant Jerry. We'll miss you Jerry. At least in the hyperbolic, non-literal sense.

We were inspired by the memory of FDR this week and inspired to run for president. What does the dude platform look like? It's kind of a mess, but we're definitely bringing back milkmen. That's the three dudes promise.

The dudes discuss moments of reconnecting with long lost people. Also, seriously, how does anyone survive in California without access to good pizza? It seems wrong. Like, deeply, morally wrong.

The dudes discuss the collective nightmare that is the general public with our first special guest, Krispy Kremenport! Everyone learns a lesson about politeness, civility, and diarrhea.