Chop the onions
Chop a bit of garlic
Chop the apples
Slowly cook everything together with vegetable lard
Deglaze with 1 bottle of white wine
You might need two pots
Rinse the sauerkraut
Drop the sauerkraut in
Cook slowly, slowly
Sear ham and pork tenderloin
Add ham and pork tenderloin to the two pots
Put some fat and butter on low heat
Leave it on while you get some exercise on a stationary bike
Prick the lamb and german sausages and sear in the fat/butter combo
Add to the two pots
Cook on low heat with a bayleaf for hours
Secretly piss in the sauerkraut