3 O'Clock Parade

This is for all those people that like it short and sweet. When its not the size that counts. Motion in the ocean and all that.

DISNEY BAR NECESSITIES

The Disney Bar Necessities

The places you can rest at ease

Forget about the tour groups and the lines

Those Disney Bar Necessities

With alcoholic recipes

With a drink in hand you always will feel fine

I recommend you wander…to an Epcot bar

and take a minute to ponder…how many drinks there are!

At La Cava you’ll find me… having a drink, or two or three, so

Pull up a seat… and take a chance …

Try the margarita… rimmed with crushed black ants

Or maybe a shot or two….

My Kids: (It has Real ants?)

Haha, you better believe it!

And there’s a scorpion in that bottle over there

and you can eat it!

My Kids: (Now that’s just gross!)

Disney Bar Necessities we raise a toast to you.

A toast to you.

The Disney Bar Necessities

So many adults you do please

A sanctuary to stretch out and unwind

My Kids: (Yay Man)

Those Disney Bar Necessities

have Drinks and wings and chips and cheese

the best spots in Disney world that you can find.

Start your morning at Dawa…. have a Bloody Mary there

Then stroll over to Nomad… and buy some wings to share

My Kids: (to share?)(there’s only three!)

Tambu and Sams have mugs and mo-uh

Get a Lapu Lapu and an Uh-Oa

Now it’s time…. to hit the Springs

And go try all of the brand new things

Have I given you a clue?

My Kids: (We Stand with Boathouse!!)

My Kids: (That’s what Drunk@Disney would do!)

Aw, kids you know that’s true!

Disney Bar Necessities we raise a toast to you.

My Kids: A toast to you.

A toast to you... yeah!

With @definitedisney (rhiannon like shannon) not feeling well Drunky and the skipper are left to their own accord... or were they? Introducing The Epcot Lady.

A very special episode enjoy.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Hit Epcot last night, ordered another flight

I got messed up but I'll just start again

Kept drinkin' 'em down, I kept on walking 'round

World Showcase all night to try what's next

We don't just ride, we have drinks and move on

Resorts and parks without spilling a drop

I won't give up, no I won't give in

Drink all around World Showcase and start again

No I won't leave, I wanna try every drink

Even the margaritas from a jug

I won't give up, no I won't give in

Mexico to Canada and start again

No, I won't leave, I wanna try every drink

But not across borders or I could fail

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Try every drink

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Try every drink

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Try every drink

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Look how far you've come, filled your gut with rum

Once you have drunk enough, fill it again

Don't make yourself puke, don't need to drink so fast

Sometimes we make it last, we've got all day.

I won't give up, no I won't give in

Drink from Mizner's to The Wave and start again

No I won't leave, I wanna drink everything

I want every tiki mug and swizzle stick

I won't give up, no I won't give in

Monorail loop and start again

No I won't leave, I wanna drink everything

I wanna drink lapu lapu pineapples

I'll keep on ordering new cocktails

I'll keep on toasting them to the Bay

To blue Bay Lake

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Try every drink

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Try every drink

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Try every drink

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Try every drink

Ive had enough of these Mother Fuck'n nips on this Mother Fuck'n Plane! and many other memorable quotes from this weeks Parade.

Awww get your Pith hats ready

We’re about to go into the 3 O’Clock Parade

Get yo Lapu Lapus, and yo Backscratchaaas

Drunk at Disney, Skippah Dickrichie… and Rhiannon. Like Shannon.

Let’s Go!

Kungaloosh, Viva Guya(sp?) and Hello

I’m here to tell you bout this brand new Disney podcast show

It’s not the same shit that you hear from Mr. Mongello

They make a drink, say what they think and let the comments flow

Not like the other vlogger blogger twitterazzi

Unique opinions that they’re givin to us all for free

Love, Hate and Shade man they equal opportunity

3 O’Clock Parade straight reppin on the Seven Seas

(Interlude)

Now the leader is Drunky the funky Tervis Junky

Sausage fest boat cruising never invite MrMonkey

Dawa Bar, Thirsty River drinking with the wildlife

Mrs DnD must be a very understanding wife

And we all know how he stands with the BOATHOUSE

They made him Honorary Captain cuz he does espose

About the quality of drinks and the asparagus

He’s ridin in Amphibicars and flippin off the rest of us

(Interlude)

Next up is the redhead Rhiannon

Co-author, straight shootin, vulgar dunken sailor cannon

Puttin up with the shit from the other two dum dums

Eye-rollin, lite-beer trollin, lovin all the tsum tsums

Her popularity is bigger than we all assume

Her fans are crashin in and parking in her living room

Apologies from Mr Monk - forgive that boy? Never!

I think it's time to hear from Mark. Your thoughts? Whatever.

(Interlude)

Raise a Disneyland Trader Sams Off Menu Drink Toast

Skippah DickRichie always brings it from the West Coast

Fillin the podcast with sexual innuendo

But he always goes hard in the end tho.. He’s

Pissed about an overlay

Fuck Disney putting Frozen over Norway,

Fuck Disney putting rocks all around the bay

Fuck Disney even more that I gotta pay uh

All that we want is to drink and to play

And the rides that we love are the the ones that should stay

if you can’t understand that just one little bit

Like Skippah Dickrichie says…. Fuckin’ Bullshit

(Interlude – Fade Out)

(Fade In – Disney Store Canada Signal)

Char, it’s Skipper Dickrichie. Char, are you there?

(Enter Char)

Shut the fuck up, It’s…

Char from the Great White North Muthafucka

Scarin Yankees make em all scatter forth muthafucka

Come at me I’ll wipe the floor with you here in the Disney Store

You see I just don’t give a fuck, I’m hundred percent real Canuck

Oh you thought that I was sweet like some Maple Syrup?

Bitch slappin’ Lady Liberty, yeah I’m fuckin her up.

And then I…

(Music Stops)

What’s that Philip? I’ve been on the store speakers this whole time?

Well, fuck.

(Enter Philip, in the background)

Still on the intercom!

(Char, happy as ever)

Till next time Skipper Dickrichie, this is Char from the Canada Disney Store!

We get down and dirty in this. Wanna hear what we think about books? Drinks? and who should pay for what and when? Well this is your show. OH and theres plenty of Disney and Sour Boner stuff. A new Paulie Mansplains it all and Chars Canada Report. So pretty much everything great and nothing the @ETicketReport would every have the nerve to post.

After last weeks technical difficulties we wanted to up our game and make it up to all our listeners. Here is probably the best and most fun show weve made. If anything crank up the volume and Jam out to Straight outta 3 O'Clock Parade

Drunky called it right off the bat there was something not right about todays episode.