“It’s a slow burn” because this unusual incidence took time to develop and conclude.  I can’t believe anyone could be serious about all this falderal and it leads to a…. misunderstanding? 

Today’s episode theme is the parking lot.  I know when booze is involved things can go a bit crazy.  Here women are just downright mad at me.  I do have witnesses that this is not my fault.  Alice will not let me forget.  

Fathering skills, the good and not so good.  I will span a few years of my fathering skills.  This starts out when I have only one son and I am just learning the ropes and ends when my sons are teenagers.   

Similar crazy things happen to me in short periods of time.  Just one of these events would be very hard to believe.  So, this episode is only about one specific very odd situation.  It was also a bit scary to me.  

The funny things kids do?  Some experiences at the mini golf course, returning gifts the day after Christmas and how things went wrong at a motel. 

I have a problem with health care.  How this strange stuff happens to me is unclear.  This time I will tell you about my general doctor’s appointment, the first time I went to a chiropractor and a different kind of stress test.  

This will introduce you to my life.  My honeymoon was an experience (Lime Green), my brother-in-Law has issues with my phone skills (Stinger) and I have a twin that is a priest (Ouch).