Denis has started a brand-new skincare regime (four bottles, one eye serum, and zero idea what anything does). Mark reveals his former life getting discounted Botox from a mysterious gay friend named “George.” And together they unpack the gay economy - plumbers, haircuts, taxis, and the occasional cup of tea.

We also cover:

• how to apply eye cream without ruining your face
• the danger of hyaluronic acid shoulder treatments
• the eternal Irish fear of admitting you moisturise
• tanning beds vs spray tans
• cocoa butter
• and Mark’s seven-year-old Leonardo DiCaprio transformation era.

Plus: Denis remembers his time as a postman, Mark explains how taxi drivers used to… “waive the fare,” and we try to figure out how much of this we can ever admit to our parents.

Weekly queer straight romance, Irish nostalgia, and deeply unqualified skincare chat.

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