Reporter: Welcome back to channel 12 news! We are coming at you live from outside the headquarters of the revolutionary, interstellar tech giant known has SpaceX! I'm your host Anthony Valadez! Standing before me I have the innovative, futurist Elon Musk! Elon and his team of elite scientists have managed to save a missing legendary space pilot commander from a seemingly endless, eternal black hole of terror and torture, the legendary hero has managed to save earth twice from many deadly catastrophes such has stopping a terrifying global solar eclipse and racing against time to activate a powerful big bang that would successfully reset time has we were itching further and further to a deathly doomsday! We scheduled an interview today with Elon to understand just how this dangerous rescue mission became such a daring success? Elon Musk: Thank you Anthony! Well after our heroic space pilot once again completed another life-threatening space endeavor, his spaceship was issued coordinates to safely return back to Earth with no delay, but his ship never returned. During that time Starlink was receiving multiple strange transmissions through out the day from an unknown source and location that all sounded almost inaudible, We spent months trying to decipher these transmissions with no luck. Until one late afternoon, SpaceX had decided to fly in a very skilled transmission analysist from another country. He spent long days and even longer nights attempting to decipher the coded transmissions. Then one morning after a daunting night of hard work he finally cracked the code to these strange transmissions to reveal a set of coordinates and a familiar voice, the transmissions were from our beloved space pilot! After we pieced everything together we sent a skilled rescue team to the coordinates as soon has possible! Has soon has we arrived to the transmission location an ominous black hole with sinister aura appeared out of thin air! Luckily our team was able to diverge the devilish black hole's attack just in time, but has soon has that happened, our heroic space pilot's ship literally burst out right before our eyes through the black hole in one of highly advanced ships which seemed to be in a severely damaged condition. Has soon has we had a chance we rushed and boarded his spaceship to guide him safely back to Earth! Reporter: Wow! That's remarkable! Well I'm sure I speak for everyone in the community when I say we are glad to have everyone back home safe and unharmed! Congratulations to another successful space voyage and rescue mission! How is our hero holding up currently? Elon Musk: Thank you Anthony! Well currently it seems he has suffered a bit of trauma, upon rescuing his spaceship, he responded to the crew with disturbing screams and mostly negative thoughts and harmful physical actions, luckily we have been working on brand new groundbreaking technology known has neuralink! Which involves implanting a chip inside a patients brain, it can be used for various procedures such has creating nice and relaxing thoughts similar to a fever dream state in its hosts mind in an attempt to revert its patient to their former self. We have input a chip inside are hero’s brain in hopes to heal his trauma while we monitor his progress, but has soon has he makes a full recovery we will be waiting for our hero’s return with open arms! NEURALINK MENTAL TRAUMA REPAIR PROCEDURE DAY 1:
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