Two cryptozoologists duke it out to see which of their cryptids will be the reigning champ of Clatfartburg (though admittedly, it's a one-sided feud).

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Timestamps:

00:00 CFB News

2:27 Vibe of Clatfartburg's Cryptid/The Cryptologists

16:18 The Cryptids

22:11 Scott's Cryptid

28:22 Ruth's Cryptid

33:43 Scott's plot

48:43 Epilogue

52:37 Outro

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