A crusty old bowling alley is renovated into a fancy establishment and renamed the Museum of Rolling Objects, now requiring a dress code and removing bowling balls as an option, along with some other peculiar rules. But the local rec bowling team the Mixed Nuts won't stand for this and will do whatever it takes to bring back their bowling haven.

Recent bonus episode: Wilfred Wonka and Mr. Edgars in Conversation

Recent commentary track: Mary Poppins (1964)

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Timestamps:

 00:00 CFB News

2:30 Intro and our personal bowling experiences/trauma

9:58 Vibes of the bowling alley

16:40 The renovation

21:35 The rec bowling team

25:51 The Museum of Rolling Objects

35:56 The coup

46:08 The owner

48:54 A new bowling alley is born

56:37 Outro

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Faxville is hosting a boring fish fair, but something is churning in the waters: Mr. Edgars is up to something fishy, black mail is afoot, and citizens of Clatfartburg plot ways to protest the exploitation of these beautiful creatures in the name of Crispy.

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Timestamps:

 00:00 CFB News

1:32 Intro

5:18 The fair's audience and vibes

16:04 Mr. Edgars is up to no good

21:06 Eileen Worst and Dr. Bassoon

32:27 Protesters 

55:39 Outro

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C'mon down to Clatfartburg's local gym! Enjoy the very unique class offerings, totally normal swimming pool, a sane amount of cheeseburgers, and more!

Recent bonus episode: Gwomby Be Goneby: A Gay Hardy Boys Mystery

Recent commentary track: Annie (1982)

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Timestamps:

 00:00 CFB News

3:30 Intro

5:43 Basic setup of the gym

7:45 The Track

16:00 Animatronic skeletons

20:11 Swimming pool

31:35 Locker room/sauna

38:52 New exercise machine

48:57 Naming the gym

56:30 Outro

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At Elaine's request, today we are exploring the Clatfartburg Zoo! Except it isn't really just about the zoo... it's about a lemur heist!!

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Timestamps:

00:00 CFB News

02:16 The Episode

16:51 Becky and Harper Enter

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Two cryptozoologists duke it out to see which of their cryptids will be the reigning champ of Clatfartburg (though admittedly, it's a one-sided feud).

Recent bonus episode: The Blacksmith's Bachelor Party

Recent commentary track: Newsies (1992)

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Timestamps:

00:00 CFB News

2:27 Vibe of Clatfartburg's Cryptid/The Cryptologists

16:18 The Cryptids

22:11 Scott's Cryptid

28:22 Ruth's Cryptid

33:43 Scott's plot 

48:43 Epilogue

52:37 Outro

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We finally let ourselves loose on creating a themed local which resulted in this episode title. Don't question it, it will make sense! (Kind of)

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Timestamps:

00:00 Intro

06:49 A Southern Gothic Coffee Shop

21:34 A Family Connection

30:02 Dogs in a Gator Costume

33:11 The House in the Coffee Shop

37:46 The Menu

40:57 Establishing More Details

49:23 Landing on a Name

51:19 The Owner

55:52 Outro

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Welcome back to Crispy Fest! This year's theme is Carnival so prepare yourself for fried food, strange performances, and lots of romance. We visit some of your favorite folks such as Kermit Hastings, the Gay Hardy Boys, Barnacle Crispin, and more!

You may have noticed we released TWO episodes this week! In our other ep, we run through everything that has happened in the last year of Clatfartburg, broken down by episode. If you need a refresher or are new and feel intimidated by starting from the beginning, go check that episode out!

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Timestamps:

00:00 CFB News

1:35 Happy one year anniversay to Now Entering Clatfartburg!

3:34 This year's Crispy Fest theme and set up

14:59 Sharing your favorite characters/plot lines

23:13 Kermit Hastings arrives with a hotel guest in tow

26:05 Barnacle and Bertha's show

27:40 Cole & Dale

32:15 Trout Scouts

34:41 Crispy logo controversy

37:28 Nancy, the Blacksmith, and Legendary Flippini

42:44 Cole & Dale's date

44:45 A mysterious delivery

51:36 Outro

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In an attempt to make this podcast not completely hostile to new listeners, we sat down and recorded a rapid fire recap of the first year of this podcast. Use this to catch back up, or as a place to start!

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Timestamps:

00:00 CFB News

03:55 Intro

12:33 A Character Study of the Blacksmith

22:03 The Blacksmith’s Apprentice

24:49 Artists Residency

34:05 The Fire

36:54 The Melancholy Hills

40:57 The Gate

44:35 The Blacksmith’s Name

47:38 Anatomical Pizza

50:55 A Proposal

55:15 Outro

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This is CFB Nnnnnnews! Learn more about the staff at our favorite news station as they prepare for their 50th anniversary special. The celebration dinner provides even more breaking news: drama, romance, and drunkeness abound!

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Timestamps:

 00:00 CFB News: Lawn Awards + Prison Release

2:19 CFB's background and reminders on Eileen and Genevieve's lives

8:10 The Staff Meeting - Weather Man

19:21 Eric the Camera Man

27:40 The Director

35:42 Planning the 50th Anniversary of CFB News in a very concise manner

43:01 The 50th Anniversary Dinner - Drama!

57:00 Outro

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