Do you know what retirement needs? MORE QUESTS. MORE QUESTS TO RECOVER THE AMULET OF THE SCREECHING DRAGON. In this episode we create the ideal retirement community, complete with a pirate themed physical therapy office. 

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Timestamps:

00:00 CFB News

02:03 The Retirement Community

48:10 Outro

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MERRY CRISPMAS! Celebrate the holidays with Clatfartburg and their favorite talking bass! Explore the lore of Crispy Clause and how he's brought Crispmas magic to all your favorite people and places in Clatfartburg. 

Recent bonus content: A Banana-esque Mirror: A Gay Hardy Boys Mystery! We use a deeply flawed mystery plot generator to gain some inspiration for the first Gay Hardy Boys mystery. Intrigue vis-a-vis fruit-themed mirrors abound! Also we meet some more shady figures at the Le Marque Rogue Cabaret.

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Timestamps:

 00:00 CFB News: A New Documentary and a Frog Ferry Fiasco

2:28 What is Crispmas?

8:35 The Clatfartburg Mall and Crispy Clause

14:51 New Smythe's Crispmas Experience

20:48 A Hunch for Lunch and Crispmas Shrimp

26:09 Trout Scouts' Questionable Gift Wrapping Station

31:49 Le Marque Rouge Berets and Cabaret

36:52 Nancy Pankin and the Black Smith

41:43 The Public Library and Controversial Mrs. Crispy Clause

45:24 The Museum and Blanche Otters

47:23 The Treelighting Ceremony

59:11 Outro

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All aboard!! In this episode we establish the public transporation system of Clatfartburg. Take a scenic ride on the Hop-On-Hop-Off Frog Ferry or take a rest on the crab bench seats of the underwater themed bus. 

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Timestamps:

00:00 CFB News

04:36 Laying the Groundwork

09:50 The Bus System

27:40 The Ferry

36:28 Trolleys

41:58 The Transportation Center

57:43 Outros

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We shall finally speak about The Thing in The Woods We Do Not Speak Of! Journey into the unknown and unveil a secret that’s been kept for over half a century. Survey the scene, act fast, and don't get played by whatever exists out there among the trees...

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Timestamps

00:00 CFB News

2:30 Intro

5:32 Into the Woods

16:35 Finding the Thing in The Woods

22:00 Engaging with the Thing in The Woods

30:00 Reveal and rundown

41:45 The Fallout

57:38 Outro

Music Credit

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 Dramatic Swarm - Doug Maxwell https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwhJTv7O8EmDwyvqMBLHcHg/

Put on your scarves and sweaters because its autumn! And what better way is there to celebrate the season than to go to a farmhouse chic festival hosted by the New Smythe Distillery with an inexplicable fairy theme! Be sure to say "Hello!" to the Jim Parson's animatronic as you visit!

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Timestamps:

00:00 CFB News

02:14 Introducing the Harvest Fest

11:56 An Additional Theme

18:07 Nailing Down the Cornucopia Fruit Situation

25:01 Other Key Features

32:41 On the Influencers

43:20 Jim Parsons Returns

46:15 Barnacle Crispin Makes His Return

55:20 To Recap

57:58 Listener Headcanons

01:01:46 Outro

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The 2024 election is upon us and it is time to vote for your new Mayor of Clatfartburg! Your vote will have effects on the Clatfartburg storyline. The two candidates have discussed their platforms, policies, and plans for "The Most Place on Earth" in this episode. Please vote responsibly as the world's fate is in your hands! Or something like that. Vote here by Sunday, Nov 3rd, 6:00 p.m. Eastern Time: https://forms.gle/Q8jhThCZYwwRze716

And hey, while you're in a voting mood and if you're from the USA, how about you go vote IRL! Checkout vote.org to review candidates on your ballat, policies, etc. along with checking your registration, where you go to vote, etc. 

Sorry to our five European listeners if you feel left out of the US democracy palooza. Hopefully, casting your impactful vote on the mayor of Clatfartburg will suffice. 

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Timestamps:

 00:00 CFB News: Break In at Local Community Pool

2:10 What we're doing here today

6:30 Your first candidate for consideration, Rebecca Martin aka "Mrs. Parsnip"

11:46 Your second candidate, Victoria "Tori" Cobbleton

16:37 Mrs. Parsnip's platforms + policies

22:53 Cobbleton's platforms + policies

38:33 The Debate

49:37 Vote for your Mayor!

51:57 Listener head-canon

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To celebrate spooky season, we decided it was time to go on the spookiest tour in all of Clatfartburg! Have you heard the tale of the haunted fountain? What about the evil gate? Learn all these, and more, on Barnacle Crispin's Sea Faring Ghost Tour!

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Come check out the Clatfartburg Public Library! Enjoy a unique summer reading program involving a mystical quest, special celebrity guests, and amazing prizes! In need of an anamotronic? The library's got you covered! Be sure to grab your collectible library card and get to reading.

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Bottoms up, folks! It's time to visit the establishment with the longest name and the sparklingiest absinthe. In this episode we discuss Clatfartburg's distillery with a distinct silicon valley meets REI vibe. 

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Timestamps:

00:00 CFB News

03:16 The Distillery

58:06 Outro

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Do you feel alienated when you dress as an alien? Do you enjoy frisbee sports? Are you trying to make it into Improv Level II? Then UFO Club is here for you! Bring your favorite dish to potluck (NO dessert!!) and embrace your fellow alien lovers. Meetings are every day.

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“Tamalpais” by National Sweetheart (YouTube Audio Library)

 “Back to the 80s” by Dyalla (YouTube Audio Library)