By Felicia & Elaine
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Put on your scarves and sweaters because its autumn! And what better way is there to celebrate the season than to go to a farmhouse chic festival hosted by the New Smythe Distillery with an inexplicable fairy theme! Be sure to say "Hello!" to the Jim Parson's animatronic as you visit!
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Timestamps:
00:00 CFB News
02:14 Introducing the Harvest Fest
11:56 An Additional Theme
18:07 Nailing Down the Cornucopia Fruit Situation
25:01 Other Key Features
32:41 On the Influencers
43:20 Jim Parsons Returns
46:15 Barnacle Crispin Makes His Return
55:20 To Recap
57:58 Listener Headcanons
01:01:46 Outro
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The 2024 election is upon us and it is time to vote for your new Mayor of Clatfartburg! Your vote will have effects on the Clatfartburg storyline. The two candidates have discussed their platforms, policies, and plans for "The Most Place on Earth" in this episode. Please vote responsibly as the world's fate is in your hands! Or something like that. Vote here by Sunday, Nov 3rd, 6:00 p.m. Eastern Time: https://forms.gle/Q8jhThCZYwwRze716
And hey, while you're in a voting mood and if you're from the USA, how about you go vote IRL! Checkout vote.org to review candidates on your ballat, policies, etc. along with checking your registration, where you go to vote, etc.
Sorry to our five European listeners if you feel left out of the US democracy palooza. Hopefully, casting your impactful vote on the mayor of Clatfartburg will suffice.
To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte!
You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg.
Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to [email protected]
Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch.
Timestamps:
00:00 CFB News: Break In at Local Community Pool
2:10 What we're doing here today
6:30 Your first candidate for consideration, Rebecca Martin aka "Mrs. Parsnip"
11:46 Your second candidate, Victoria "Tori" Cobbleton
16:37 Mrs. Parsnip's platforms + policies
22:53 Cobbleton's platforms + policies
38:33 The Debate
49:37 Vote for your Mayor!
51:57 Listener head-canon
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To celebrate spooky season, we decided it was time to go on the spookiest tour in all of Clatfartburg! Have you heard the tale of the haunted fountain? What about the evil gate? Learn all these, and more, on Barnacle Crispin's Sea Faring Ghost Tour!
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Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch.
Timestamps:
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Come check out the Clatfartburg Public Library! Enjoy a unique summer reading program involving a mystical quest, special celebrity guests, and amazing prizes! In need of an anamotronic? The library's got you covered! Be sure to grab your collectible library card and get to reading.
To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte!
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Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch.
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Bottoms up, folks! It's time to visit the establishment with the longest name and the sparklingiest absinthe. In this episode we discuss Clatfartburg's distillery with a distinct silicon valley meets REI vibe.
To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte!
You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg.
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Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch.
Timestamps:
00:00 CFB News
03:16 The Distillery
58:06 Outro
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Do you feel alienated when you dress as an alien? Do you enjoy frisbee sports? Are you trying to make it into Improv Level II? Then UFO Club is here for you! Bring your favorite dish to potluck (NO dessert!!) and embrace your fellow alien lovers. Meetings are every day.
To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte!
You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg.
Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to [email protected]
Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch.
Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC
“Tamalpais” by National Sweetheart (YouTube Audio Library)
“Back to the 80s” by Dyalla (YouTube Audio Library)
Join us on a visit to Clatfartburg's most mediocre, car dearlership controlled botanical garden! To make the most of your visit, avoid the edges of the park. Stuff gets weird there! We also spend a large portion of this episode discussing a dog whose sole purpose is to pee on a plant, just to give you a heads up for whats in store.
To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte!
You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg.
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Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch.
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Go back in time to as we craft the golden age of the Clatfartburg Shopping Mall! Windowshop the vendors who most certainly went out of business before the new milennia. If you get hungry, no worries - the mall has an excent (and speedy!) food court forray for the picking. And make sure you have those traveler's checks at the ready for this week's entertainment by the elevator!
To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte!
You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg.
Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to [email protected]
Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch.
Timestamps:
00:00 CFB News
1:48 The Mall!
9:30 Leon Neon
15:40 The Glockenspiel
19:02 The Cave of Caps
23:43 Cal’s Cobbler Stand for Dessert and Dress Shoes
25:39 Carrie’s Custom License Plate and Notary
30:48 Knife Spoon Nail
35:20: Hibbachi-o
41:55 Skylar Cloud and The Rainbows
50:30 What state the mall is in today
55:00 Listener head canon - Bass Pro Shop
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Get your thinking caps on and get down to the campus bookstore because its time to enroll in Clatfartburg Community College! Will you take a course on Slipperology? Join the Historical Food Preservation Society? Follow in the footsteps of Sue-Anne Interflueve and become a renowned jingle-maker? These topics, and more, on today's episode.
To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte!
You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg.
Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to [email protected]
Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch.
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Beat the summer heat and embark on an exhilarating river tour aboard the S.S. Clatfartbarge! This unique river tour through Clatfartburg offers a glimpse of the town’s historic landmarks and captivating local legends. Enjoy the rush as you zoom past these sites while your lively captain shares tales of days gone by (as well as too-personal anechdotes!). Don't miss the chance to savor a refreshing root beer float and have cash ready to buy the best banjo album ever recorded. See you at the dock!
To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte!
You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg.
Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to [email protected]
Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch.
Timestamps:
00:00
5:52 The Basics: Geographics of the river, the boat, the customers
10:55 The Captain
21:22 We begin the tour at Winnifred Blanche’s house!
25:13 Ruined Ampitheater
27:27 Evil Horse
33:55 The Great Ole Stick
34:35 Crispy Statue
38:01 Sampling the famous Clatfartburg Chowder
42:14 Clatfartburg Downtown + anechdotes
50:13 Herbert busts out the banjo
52:03 The end of the tour
58:37 Outro + Listener Head canon!
Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC
The podcast currently has 15 episodes available.
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