Now Entering Clatfartburg: A Comedy Worldbuilding Podcast

Is that Sally Bowles? No! It's actually a haunted scarecrow. It's take three on trying to make something scary and we think we got there this time, with the help of actor Michael Yorke. Plus, Felicia finally learns how to do an evil laugh!

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Realtor Mickey Bransworth is tasked with selling an abandoned home from 2016. As he performs a tour of the home, dancing dogs, an ominous roomba, and memories from a decade ago haunt him. Can he escape 2016? Will the 2016 pop hits ever stop playing? And why are there so many dogs that can dance??

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Timestamps:

00:00 CFB News featuring Eric the Cameraman

2:15 Intro

4:58 The looks and location and lore of the "haunted" house

17:17 Meet the realtor!

22:24 How the house became abandoned

25:47 Mickey Bransworth journeys through the house

47:43 The house's curse/motto

53:00 In conclusion

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Ariana Grande - Side to Side

Justin Bieber - Sorry

The Chainsmokers - Closer

Meghan Trainor - No

Little Mix - Shout Out To My Ex

Drake - Hotline Bling

Ooo! Did you hear? Clatfartburg has a gossip page and you'll never guess whose behind it. This epsiode contains SPOILERS for Gossip Girl. You have been warned.

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The Pankins' Ponies ranch is the spectacular home for an adorable herd of intelligent ponies in Clatfartburg! Utilizing speech buttons, the ponies are able to communicate with each other, and the humans, and that is totally normal and fine! Pankins' Ponies is Penelope Pankins' passion. Learn more about her (Nancy Pankin's sister/Elijah Pankins' mom!), along with the MANY types of ponies on this ranch (that includes the gossip ponies)!

New visitors, if you want more background on some of the characters mentioned in this episode, we recommend listening to episode 1 - Clatfartburg's Annual Crispyfest for an intro on Nancy Pankin, episode 6 - The S.S. Clatfartbarge River Tour to learn a bit about Sineighster, and episode 7 - The Blacksmith's Forge to learn about Elijah Pankin.

Bonus episode: My Darling Haunted Belle - we create Clatfartburg's town tune! Lots of bells, lots of words - many of them bad, a joyous time all around!

Commentary track: Cast a Dark Shadow (1955) - Felicia pulls a movie deep from her Letterboxd lists for this month. Elaine's bell features once again (really a bell heavy month for us.) Also, an unreasonable amount of impressions of Michael Yorke in Cabaret.

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Timestamps:

00:00 CFB News

2:45 Intro and a refresher on the Pankin family

8:58 Our personal history with ponies

11:37 The land & the Sineighsters

15:56 Ammenities (including a spa!)

24:24 Penelope & Paul Pankin

30:28 Anxious ponies

35:03 Foodie pony

37:44 The Pony Lagoon

45:05 Nancy visits

47:45 Miscellaneous pony stuff

50:53 Outro

51:58 Bloopers :)

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Get your cameras ready, because the photography competition is heading to Clatfarturg! Is it Jenny with the Lens' big day to shine, or will it be a horrible disaster? Also, Flippini is there (because when is he not),

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Crispy the Talking Bass makes his triumphant return as we explore the Clatfartburg Visitor Center! It has everything you need: copyrighted snacks, strange merch, and, of course, a thirty-minute long dark ride.

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Timestamps:

00:00 CFB News

2:04 Intro

7:08 The Visitor Center

11:12 Crispy's involvement and the gift shop

22:25 The dark ride!

56:17 Outro

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Hello! Due to some unforseen circumstances we've gotten delayed in recording and have decided to use the opportunity to release a pretty important episode from our Buy Me A Coffee vault! This episode establishes all the Bartholomew Alexander/Arkansas lore, first introduces Cole Papageno, and even sets the stage for Poppins Rumblesby (albeit with a slightly different name).

We've released a bunch more bonus content (26 more Clatfartburg bonus episode to date, to be exact!), so feel free to check that out at the link below if you want more!

Thank you all for listening, we will be back to our regularly scheduled content in two weeks!

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No, this episode is not about tornadoes. It's about holes. Pesky, ankle-twisting holes that have started to plague Clatfartburg. Who is behind the cause of everyone tripping? Why are there robed figures moving about in the woods wearing Skip-Its? And by jove, is that Dela Noire??

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Timestamps:

00:00 CFB News

1:10 Introducing holes!

5:22 What ARE these holes? And why?

11:20 The suspects

26:07 Revealing Dela Noire's hole

41:38 Crispy's involvement; the town's reaction to holes

50:39 Solving the case of The Twister

59:09 In conclusion

59:35 Outro

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In this episode, we bring back some extremely minor characters to be the proprieters of the new hardware store! Enjoy this wholesome business after the clusterfuck that was The Bakehouse. Plus, this episode introduces the concept of "getting beeped," which will make sense to you soon.

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It's time to SHAKE! THAT! CAKE! ANDMAYBEALSOYOURBUTT! Cake decorating and rump shaking consume the lives of five people living in The Bake House: a TikTok group that decorates cakes and mostly pulls pranks on the one person who can actually decorate cakes in the group. Relationships get complicated, cakes become plastic, and one final stunt may end it all for The Bake House.

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Timestamps:

00:00 CFB News

3:21 Intro

6:37 The cast & vibes

10:09 How they all met and got into cake decorating

14:00 More about Craig and the Bake House's content

24:03 The exes (Dylan and Leah)

28:07 More on Charlee and Axel

30:49 How does CFB feel about The Bake House

35:53 The fall of Bake House

50:28 Conclusion

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