The Pankins' Ponies ranch is the spectacular home for an adorable herd of intelligent ponies in Clatfartburg! Utilizing speech buttons, the ponies are able to communicate with each other, and the humans, and that is totally normal and fine! Pankins' Ponies is Penelope Pankins' passion. Learn more about her (Nancy Pankin's sister/Elijah Pankins' mom!), along with the MANY types of ponies on this ranch (that includes the gossip ponies)!

New visitors, if you want more background on some of the characters mentioned in this episode, we recommend listening to episode 1 - Clatfartburg's Annual Crispyfest for an intro on Nancy Pankin, episode 6 - The S.S. Clatfartbarge River Tour to learn a bit about Sineighster, and episode 7 - The Blacksmith's Forge to learn about Elijah Pankin.

Bonus episode: My Darling Haunted Belle - we create Clatfartburg's town tune! Lots of bells, lots of words - many of them bad, a joyous time all around!

Commentary track: Cast a Dark Shadow (1955) - Felicia pulls a movie deep from her Letterboxd lists for this month. Elaine's bell features once again (really a bell heavy month for us.) Also, an unreasonable amount of impressions of Michael Yorke in Cabaret.

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Timestamps:

00:00 CFB News

2:45 Intro and a refresher on the Pankin family

8:58 Our personal history with ponies

11:37 The land & the Sineighsters

15:56 Ammenities (including a spa!)

24:24 Penelope & Paul Pankin

30:28 Anxious ponies

35:03 Foodie pony

37:44 The Pony Lagoon

45:05 Nancy visits

47:45 Miscellaneous pony stuff

50:53 Outro

51:58 Bloopers :)

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Get your cameras ready, because the photography competition is heading to Clatfarturg! Is it Jenny with the Lens' big day to shine, or will it be a horrible disaster? Also, Flippini is there (because when is he not),

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Crispy the Talking Bass makes his triumphant return as we explore the Clatfartburg Visitor Center! It has everything you need: copyrighted snacks, strange merch, and, of course, a thirty-minute long dark ride.

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Timestamps:

00:00 CFB News

2:04 Intro

7:08 The Visitor Center

11:12 Crispy's involvement and the gift shop

22:25 The dark ride!

56:17 Outro

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Hello! Due to some unforseen circumstances we've gotten delayed in recording and have decided to use the opportunity to release a pretty important episode from our Buy Me A Coffee vault! This episode establishes all the Bartholomew Alexander/Arkansas lore, first introduces Cole Papageno, and even sets the stage for Poppins Rumblesby (albeit with a slightly different name).

We've released a bunch more bonus content (26 more Clatfartburg bonus episode to date, to be exact!), so feel free to check that out at the link below if you want more!

Thank you all for listening, we will be back to our regularly scheduled content in two weeks!

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No, this episode is not about tornadoes. It's about holes. Pesky, ankle-twisting holes that have started to plague Clatfartburg. Who is behind the cause of everyone tripping? Why are there robed figures moving about in the woods wearing Skip-Its? And by jove, is that Dela Noire??

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Timestamps:

00:00 CFB News

1:10 Introducing holes!

5:22 What ARE these holes? And why?

11:20 The suspects

26:07 Revealing Dela Noire's hole

41:38 Crispy's involvement; the town's reaction to holes

50:39 Solving the case of The Twister

59:09 In conclusion

59:35 Outro

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In this episode, we bring back some extremely minor characters to be the proprieters of the new hardware store! Enjoy this wholesome business after the clusterfuck that was The Bakehouse. Plus, this episode introduces the concept of "getting beeped," which will make sense to you soon.

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It's time to SHAKE! THAT! CAKE! ANDMAYBEALSOYOURBUTT! Cake decorating and rump shaking consume the lives of five people living in The Bake House: a TikTok group that decorates cakes and mostly pulls pranks on the one person who can actually decorate cakes in the group. Relationships get complicated, cakes become plastic, and one final stunt may end it all for The Bake House.

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Timestamps:

00:00 CFB News

3:21 Intro

6:37 The cast & vibes

10:09 How they all met and got into cake decorating

14:00 More about Craig and the Bake House's content

24:03 The exes (Dylan and Leah)

28:07 More on Charlee and Axel

30:49 How does CFB feel about The Bake House

35:53 The fall of Bake House

50:28 Conclusion

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YOU HAVE 55 MINUTES TO ESCAPE THIS PODCAST!! How to get out??? Well, you'll just have to listen to find out. Also, don't worry about the Gentleman Ham. All will be revealed in due time.

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Timestamps:

00:00 CFB News

02:56 Intro

05:36 Who is In Charge

11:07 Seasonal Rooms

15:28 The Flagship Room

24:53 The Gentleman Ham Enters

32:41 The Five Hour Escape Room

51:39 Epilogue

55:44 Outro

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You are cordially invited to the wedding of Nancy Pankin and the Blacksmith (and also Clatfartburg's two year anniversary!). Who made the cut for the guest list? What new family members shall we unveil? And most importantly...will we finally learn the name of the Blacksmith? (Spoiler: Yes!)

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Timestamps:

00:00 CFB News

1:46 Intro - happy two years of Clatfartburg!!

5:06 The engagement

13:00 Wedding settings

17:52 Guest list

22:18 Attire

26:09 The Wedding Cake

28:18 The service: family members, officiant

43:06 Reception

50:56 The incident

54:34 Vows and Blacksmith name reveal

56:33 Reflecting on two years of Clatfartburg

59:08 Outro

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We are back once again with a classic parenthetical Clatfartburg title. This is an episode that is technically about street performers but it mostly about birds and mid life crises.

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Timestamps:

00:00 CFB News

02:36 Intro

04:20 Bird Trainer

09:51 Introducing Hammer

25:28 The Buskers Board

43:56 The Invasive Bird Species

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