Now Entering Clatfartburg: A Comedy Worldbuilding Podcast

IT IS TIME FOR THOU TO ENTER THE KINGDOM OF BURGERS! In this episode we explore the ill-fated Burger King franchise that opened in Clatfartburg in the late 90s. Oh? What was that? You think we'll lose the plot? You would be correct.

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Merry Crispmas, citizens! Today, we attend the town's annual ice sculpting event - excuse us, frozen water event - introducing new characters, dramatic plot twists, and our favorite, VIOLENCE.

Shout out to Josh Groban's song Believe.

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Timestamps:

00:00 CFB News

1:35 Intro

4:00 Binky song flashback

4:47 The set up

9:30 The ice scupltor with a mysterious past

12:44 The Frozen Water Competition

15:49 The pre-planned items for the event

17:14 Too Hot Chocolate

18:56 Florence Outwit

25:29 The competition begins

32:39 A plot twist!

34:23 A meltdown

51:18 Wrap up

54:20 YOU HAVE EVERYTHING YOU NEEEEEED IF YOU JUST BELIEEEEEVE

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Election season has passed and now it's time to see who's in office. This episode is the inauguration for Kimberly Tuppence, the city's first juvenile tax collector. Kimberly Says Yes to this episode!

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Timestamps:

00:00 CFB News

01:42 Intro and Naming Kimberly

07:56 How Kimberly Won and Who She Is

21:43 The SCANDAL

37:04 Polly Darton

44:50 A Wholesome Conclusion

51:26 Outro

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Who makes all the animatronics in Clatfartburg? How did they start out? Why is their workshop in a cave? A whimsical look at the inventor who played a heavy part in the foundation of the town, one goofy robot at a time.

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Timestamps:

00:00 CFB News

2:07 Intro

5:50 The inventor's origins

12:25 Cave workshop and first notable animatronic

22:05 Clatfarburg Community College and our inventor's name

27:46 Inventor's special century-long project

29:29 Family history

33:10 His love life

39:33 The inventor's "adversary"

57:23 Outro

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It's time to tune in to Clatfartburg's biggest awards show at a park ampitheater, the Gary Pinto Awards! Who made the best ice cream innovation? Who had the best personal comeback? Who is the quietest child? And who is the best Pinto?

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Timestamps:

00:00 CFB News

02:15 Intro

07:47 Gary Pinto

10:54 Pinto Awards

59:10 Outro

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Aaaahhhh or AHHHH!!!! ? The High Octane Spa (now with Catz!) has it all. Literally. Enjoy as we lose our minds trying to create this spa when we have never been to one.

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Timestamps:

00:00 CFB News

2:26 Intro

4:25 Energy check-in

7:06 The vibes/theme

20:50 The Flatulence Chamber

22:40 The Lazy Freedom of River

26:54 Spa Services

28:13 Cats?

29:55 Whales

35:52 The Pacing Room

43:35 The spa's name

55:50 Outro

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ooOOOoOOOO!!!! Spooky scary haunts are abound in this.... historical site designated barn??? This episode is haunted because it tooooOOOk twoOOOOOoo tries to record!!!

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Timestamps:

00:00 CFB News

02:25 Intro

04:27 Highlights from our failed recording attempt

06:42 Popcorn Ghost

09:56 Tunnel

15:06 The Barn

19:08 Poppins Rumblesby

50:31 The Future of the Barn

55:53 Outro

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We couldn't resist returning to mini golf to explore Course B, the semi-punishing side of the town's mini golf course. Exposure therapy and forced education can be found in the next 12 holes, but don't worry, you'll probably come out a better person than when you started (??).

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Timestamps:

00:00 CFB News

2:35 Intro

5:10 Who is the mini golf barker/owner?

12:20 Solely to memorialize "weellll"

13:15 Course B's overall theme and vibe

15:00 GMDR

16:49 Tee Ball

19:53 Home is Where the Mortgage Is

21:35 Creepy Crawlies

25:11 19th Birthday Family Party Simulator

26:22 Ken Burns Core(s)

27:58 Art Golfunkels Breakaway and Course B's specific barker

29:58 Ball Inspection

32:26 B Course Meal

35:58 Fire Safety

38:41 Orange You Glad You Got to Course B?

39:49 Job Hunting

41:41 Percy Fairway's Golf Symposium

43:38 Percy Fariway's background

49:28 Outro

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FORE!!!! Coming your way is an episode on Clatfartburg's miniature golf course, which we planned to explore in its entirety. However, this episode quickly evolves into us just pitching holes back and forth for an hour. Perhaps there's a par of two episodes for this mini golf course 👀.

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Timestamps:

00:00 CFB News

01:58 Intro

03:15 Our Mini Golf Experiences

07:49 The Basics of the Course

14:50 Hole Seven

15:54 The Riddle and Course B

18:39 Hole Eleven

21:30 Hole Three

23:28 Hole Two

25:20 Hole Sixteen

26:51 Hole Five

28:48 Hole Twelve

31:00 Hole Nine

32:58 Hole Six

36:01 Hole Fifteen

40:13 Hole Eighteen

43:58 Hole Ten

45:57 Hole Thirteen

48:15 Hole Four

51:05 Hole One

53:04 Hole Eight

54:26 Hole Fourteen

57:06 Hole Seventeen

58:58 Recapping the Holes

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In the future, boring DMVs are in the past! Explore a DMV unlike any other, themed around the future imagined by the owner in 1982. DJs, high-tech security that involves blindfolds and black lights, and an incredibly long driver's test obstacle course are just some highlights of this state-regulated government building.

Recent bonus episode: Clatfartburg's Drag Race

Recent commentary track: The Witches (1990) Commentary Track

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Timestamps:

00:00 CFB News

2:03 Intro

5:24 Our understanding of DMVs

8:44 Setting the scene

16:22 DMV 2000/3000

18:03 Employees and stations

30:58 The driving test and... the Cold War?

46:56 "In the future..."

53:08 Conclusion + outro

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