This is CFB Nnnnnnews! Learn more about the staff at our favorite news station as they prepare for their 50th anniversary special. The celebration dinner provides even more breaking news: drama, romance, and drunkeness abound!

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Timestamps:

 00:00 CFB News: Lawn Awards + Prison Release

2:19 CFB's background and reminders on Eileen and Genevieve's lives

8:10 The Staff Meeting - Weather Man

19:21 Eric the Camera Man

27:40 The Director

35:42 Planning the 50th Anniversary of CFB News in a very concise manner

43:01 The 50th Anniversary Dinner - Drama!

57:00 Outro

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It's the neighborhood smack-down of the century! The local homeowners are competing in a best lawn competition, which is honestly more of a venue for a dysfunctional family to publicly compete with one another. But also there is a lawn that is beach. 

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Timestamps:

00:00 CFB News

02:40 Intro

06:53 Some Contenders

15:54 A Mr. Edgars Deep Dive

33:41 The Winner

35:06 The Rejects

37:50 Mrs. Edgars

39:38 Butch Lesbian Bird Village

41:51 Sand Lawn

44:25 The SCANDAL

49:29 Edgar Edgars Jr.

51:21 Attempting to Recap

57:39 Outro

Music:

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What secrets lie beneath the surface of Clatfartburg? Explore the archeological finds that reveal new layers to our beloved town. Beware: what you find may disturb you!

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Timestamps:

00:00 CFB News

1:42 Intro

3:38 The Dig

6:52 Motors and Mallards

14:12 River Murphy’s can of hairspray from 1981

20:00 72 Pressed Pennies

25:59 Roach Wind Clacker

32:23 Greenith Bean

42:24 The Serpent Rings of Captain Malbrook

55:00 Outro

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Ding ding ding! We're checking in to this episode about one of Clatfartburgs hotels! Oh... you're asking about the title. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT! The episode is about a hotel <3.

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Timestamps:

00:00 CFB News

02:43 Intro

05:44 Establishing the Hotel

17:47 The General Manger

32:34 The Converging Events

49:16 How Kermit Hasting Found His Shimmer

55:20 Outro

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Grab your tennis balls and your nearest pup, we're going to the Clatfartburg Dog Park! Like any good Clatfartburg establishment, this dog park has themes, a surprise celebrity guest appearance, and a cage for humans. Enjoy!

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Running Sound Effect by freesound_community from Pixabay

YEEE HAWWWWW! Come on down to the Boot Warehouse! Located off of the interstate, this warehouse of footwear will get you to think outside the boot. 

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Timestamps:

00:00 CFB News

02:55 Intro

08:07 Our Ill-Advised First Idea

12:37 Madame Clementine Du Bois is Born

15:59 The Wonders of the Boot Warehouse

18:52 A Shocking Connection is Made

25:31 A Conspiracy Revealed

30:49 Sales

39:24 Build-a-Boot

49:47 The Scent Section

54:14 The Crispy Situation

55:42 Outro

What happens when two rival towns are forced to share an airport? Turbulence! Buckle up as we create the perfect airport that is most certainly palatable to those who are not from Clatfartburg. Come learn about Faxville’s origin story, their famous designer handbag line, and their battle to regain any control of the design of this airport from Clatfartburg’s eccentric hands.

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Timestamps:

 00:00 CFB News

1:51 Intro

3:14 Origin and blueprint of the airport

13:55 Baggage Return

19:51 Security

23:07 Gift shop & fancy shops

31:10 The Lounge

37:17 Features and showcases

44:55 The Decrepit Terminal

49:53 Boarding / Parking / Play Area, Etc.

58:30 Listener headcanon: Clatfartburg’s Queer Community

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Do you know what retirement needs? MORE QUESTS. MORE QUESTS TO RECOVER THE AMULET OF THE SCREECHING DRAGON. In this episode we create the ideal retirement community, complete with a pirate themed physical therapy office. 

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Timestamps:

00:00 CFB News

02:03 The Retirement Community

48:10 Outro

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MERRY CRISPMAS! Celebrate the holidays with Clatfartburg and their favorite talking bass! Explore the lore of Crispy Clause and how he's brought Crispmas magic to all your favorite people and places in Clatfartburg. 

Recent bonus content: A Banana-esque Mirror: A Gay Hardy Boys Mystery! We use a deeply flawed mystery plot generator to gain some inspiration for the first Gay Hardy Boys mystery. Intrigue vis-a-vis fruit-themed mirrors abound! Also we meet some more shady figures at the Le Marque Rogue Cabaret.

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Timestamps:

 00:00 CFB News: A New Documentary and a Frog Ferry Fiasco

2:28 What is Crispmas?

8:35 The Clatfartburg Mall and Crispy Clause

14:51 New Smythe's Crispmas Experience

20:48 A Hunch for Lunch and Crispmas Shrimp

26:09 Trout Scouts' Questionable Gift Wrapping Station

31:49 Le Marque Rouge Berets and Cabaret

36:52 Nancy Pankin and the Black Smith

41:43 The Public Library and Controversial Mrs. Crispy Clause

45:24 The Museum and Blanche Otters

47:23 The Treelighting Ceremony

59:11 Outro

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All aboard!! In this episode we establish the public transporation system of Clatfartburg. Take a scenic ride on the Hop-On-Hop-Off Frog Ferry or take a rest on the crab bench seats of the underwater themed bus. 

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Timestamps:

00:00 CFB News

04:36 Laying the Groundwork

09:50 The Bus System

27:40 The Ferry

36:28 Trolleys

41:58 The Transportation Center

57:43 Outros

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