You are cordially invited to the wedding of Nancy Pankin and the Blacksmith (and also Clatfartburg's two year anniversary!). Who made the cut for the guest list? What new family members shall we unveil? And most importantly...will we finally learn the name of the Blacksmith? (Spoiler: Yes!)

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Timestamps:

00:00 CFB News

1:46 Intro - happy two years of Clatfartburg!!

5:06 The engagement

13:00 Wedding settings

17:52 Guest list

22:18 Attire

26:09 The Wedding Cake

28:18 The service: family members, officiant

43:06 Reception

50:56 The incident

54:34 Vows and Blacksmith name reveal

56:33 Reflecting on two years of Clatfartburg

59:08 Outro

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We are back once again with a classic parenthetical Clatfartburg title. This is an episode that is technically about street performers but it mostly about birds and mid life crises.

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Timestamps:

00:00 CFB News

02:36 Intro

04:20 Bird Trainer

09:51 Introducing Hammer

25:28 The Buskers Board

43:56 The Invasive Bird Species

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The Cow Masquerade is set to give Edwina Forthwright some extra cash in her pocket but things go awry when her old college nemesis, Gerthen Sneedle, arrives on the scene to do everything they can to ruin the event. Also, The Cow Wars mentioned fifty episode ago somehow plays a part in all of this. ENJOY.

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Timestamps:

00:00 CFB News

1:40 Intro

4:55 Masquerade theme & a history of the Cow Wars of Clatfartburg

10:17 Meet Edwina

15:31 Meet Gerthen

17:00 Edwina & Gerthen's history

24:13 The masquerade begins - and so does a plot for revenge!

54:20 Epilogue: Clementine Dubois

55:17 Outro

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Today we set out to create a building with a secret. And then another secret. And then another secret. And then another... (etc.)

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Timestamps:

00:00 CFB News

02:58 Intro

5:05 Smoothkeasy

23:46 The Second Layer

36:13 The Third Layer

41:25 The Fourth Layer

45:13 The Final Layer

55:02 Recapping

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Embody the life of a possum as you navigate a low ropes and high ropes course while under the all-seeing eye of Plum the Possum! Featuring moderate misery, costumes, and ye olde Edgars family.

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Timestamps:

00:00 CFB News ft. Skylar Cloud & The Rainbows

2:36 Intro

5:01 Edgar Edgars Jr., the ziplining fiend

10:57 The low ropes course

15:30 Finding the fun

19:52 Possum

21:38 High ropes course

49:39 The Possum Race

56:16 A recap

58:00 Outro

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Yeeehaw!!! Join us as we return to a character that we just keep talking about recently, Arthur Remington. We get into his backstory, his future, and the events of a specific beer crawl he participates in quarterly. Plus we make an arguement for the return of AIEEEEEE!

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Timestamps:

00:00 CFB News

02:22 Intro

07:21 Why is Arthur Remington in the Mines

21:37: Feastinghay Richington Returns

29:28 Worlds Collide

36:21 Danger Strikes

42:47 A Secret Room??

51:42 A Triumphant Return

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This kid's play place (as you can clearly tell by its name) is chalk full of themed rooms meant to inspire a child's imagination along with gifting them the fun of a boring task! As you can imagine, we lost our minds recording this one.

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Timestamps:

00:00 CFB News

2:37 Intro and our experiences with kid play places

6:43 The set up

7:57 The exterior/lobby

15:00 General room set up mingled with pirate room

18:45 Pirate room in full swing

23:33 Train

26:39 Cowboy

28:24 Morning commute to boring job

31:56 Board game

34:26 Jungle

36:33 Heist

38:13 Artist room

41:18 Space

44:28 Everything's big

46:48 Cafeteria, bathrooms, and seasonal rooms

49:39 Splash park

52:43 Naming the kid's play place

56:47 Outro

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It's a Rennaisance Fair but NOT the way you would think. We accidentally get fixated on Flippini (sp?) really early in this one, so expect a LOT of pizza content.

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Timestamps:

00:00 CFB News

02:24 Intro

07:16 Clatfartburg's Renaissance Fair

13:38 Categories

16:42 Clatfartburgian Competitors

33:59 Animal Competition

44:25 Improv

46:58 Best Advice

52:84 Flippini Takes it Home!

54:40 Outro

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Meet the folks who make other folks want to visit Clatfartburg! We uncover possibly our worst character name to date, the dangers of Tumbler in a gossip's hand, and the statiscal importance of asking a room of 50 people anything and being completely shocked by the response.

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Timestamps:

00:00 CFB News: Fief

1:54 Host vibe check

4:08 What does the Tourism Board marketing team do?

15:00 The team members

33:08 A campaign gone wrong

51:06 Outro

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IT IS TIME FOR THOU TO ENTER THE KINGDOM OF BURGERS! In this episode we explore the ill-fated Burger King franchise that opened in Clatfartburg in the late 90s. Oh? What was that? You think we'll lose the plot? You would be correct.

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