Merry Crispmas, citizens! Today, we attend the town's annual ice sculpting event - excuse us, frozen water event - introducing new characters, dramatic plot twists, and our favorite, VIOLENCE.

Shout out to Josh Groban's song Believe.

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Timestamps:

00:00 CFB News

1:35 Intro

4:00 Binky song flashback

4:47 The set up

9:30 The ice scupltor with a mysterious past

12:44 The Frozen Water Competition

15:49 The pre-planned items for the event

17:14 Too Hot Chocolate

18:56 Florence Outwit

25:29 The competition begins

32:39 A plot twist!

34:23 A meltdown

51:18 Wrap up

54:20 YOU HAVE EVERYTHING YOU NEEEEEED IF YOU JUST BELIEEEEEVE

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