... in which one of the hosts consumes an entire bottle of red wine and rants about Scientology to a degree that just might get the entire podcast taken off of the internet forever. (But the stunt work is excellent!)

Our theme music is "The Brotherhood" by Soundroll -- check them out at Uppbeat.io

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The good news is that this is one of our best episodes, funny and smart and relaxed and cozy in equal measure. The bad news is that you will have to register as a sex offender after you listen to it, and warn all of your neighbors you're a fan of the show. (But there's no such thing as bad publicity!)

Also, this episode about a kids' movie is the one where Chris was too lazy to edit out the swearing -- go figure!

Our theme music is "The Brotherhood" by Soundroll -- check them out at Uppbeat.io

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Chris' radio show: on hiatus!

Our first live stream episode! We present it here to you unedited so you can use it as an audio commentary track to accompany the movie, which may just be the greatest 3D Israeli-funded 1980s Heist film ever made...

Check out the movie here before it gets taken down:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rV3re5wJvdI&t=290s

Topics include: pornography, the history of 3D movies, porn, North Korean cinema, and the surprising parallels between 3D and another notorious form of exploitation filmmaking (porno)

Our theme music is "The Brotherhood" by Soundroll -- check them out at Uppbeat.io

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Chris' radio show, first and third Thursdays of the month, 1:00pm CST: https://www.twitch.tv/thelife983fm

A live watch-along treat! This Tuesday night, February, 25th, 2025, 8:00pm Eastern/7:00pm Central, Chris and Shawn will take on the INSANE 3D Heist film Treasure of the Four Crowns from 1983, a gem from the two crazy geniuses behind Cannon Pictures. Shawn has never seen it and we need to record his reactions -- and we want to hear yours too! Join us, won't you?

To watch the movie for free on YouTube, use this link:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rV3re5wJvdI

To chat with us while we watch, use this link to get into our Riverside studio:

https://riverside.fm/studio/chris-coolings-studio

You'll need to download the app if you want to chat with us on your phone -- it's free and easy, no need to register or log-in. Otherwise, just click the link and watch on your computer.

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Chris' radio show, first and third Thursdays of the month, 1:00pm CST:

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We shrank ourselves down to tiny size and committed a series of heists, but now we are BACK to podcasting, baby! What better way to celebrate our return than with Ant-Man? Topics discussed include: young Shawn's healthy relationship with comic books, middle-aged Chris's film snobbery, the movie's many screenwriters, and the subtleties of a South African accent...

Our theme music is "The Brotherhood" by Soundroll -- check them out at Uppbeat.io

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Chris' radio show, first and third Thursdays of the month, 1:00pm CST: https://www.twitch.tv/thelife983fm

If you were patient enough to handle an extra-long wait for this episode, then you'll be patient enough to enjoy the extra-long movie we discuss in it! Two middle-aged men examine the parallels in their lives, pursue freedom, and consider the paths not taken, all under the guise of pulling off a simple Heist. This description refers to the movie, but kind of to Chris and Shawn as well? Listen and decide!

Our theme music is "The Brotherhood" by Soundroll -- check it out on Uppbeat.io

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Chris' radio show, every other Thursday at 1:00pm CST:

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Hey, a Podcast! Starring everybody -- and you? In this episode, Chris and Shawn resist the urge to indulge in childhood joy, and instead devote an hour to discussing this film as an allegory of the Holocaust. I wish I was joking...

Our theme music is "The Brotherhood" by Soundroll -- check it out on Uppbeat.io

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Chris' radio show, Thursdays at 1:00pm CST:

https://www.twitch.tv/thelife983fm

Robert Redford returns! Great writers are celebrated! Celebrities are impersonated! By the end of this episode, you'll be willing to travel to Russia and back to track down a copy of the movie...

Our theme music is "The Brotherhood" by Soundroll -- check it out on Uppbeat.io

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Chris' radio show, Thursdays at 1:00pm CST:

https://www.twitch.tv/thelife983fm

A wife is summoned! Will this be our most uxorious episode to date? (It's about prestidigitators, by the way.) Only a latter-day Columbo could solve this mystery...

Our theme music is "The Brotherhood" by Soundroll -- check it out on Uppbeat.io

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Chris' radio show, Thursdays at 1:00pm CST:

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Chris and Shawn slowly asphyxiate when they're tied up and locked in the studio by three Cockney thieves -- but will Chris get out one last dating story before ascending to Heaven? (Also the movie is really good.)

Our theme music is "The Brotherhood" by Soundroll -- check it out on Uppbeat.io

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Chris' radio show, Thursdays at 1:00pm CST:

https://www.twitch.tv/thelife983fm