30 Seconds Flat

30 Seconds Flat

By Chris CoolingTV & FilmFilm Reviews
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30 Seconds Flat episodes

  • The Delinquents/Los Delincuentes (2023)

    If you were patient enough to handle an extra-long wait for this episode, then you'll be patient enough to enjoy the extra-long movie we discuss in it! Two middle-aged men examine the parallels in their lives, pursue freedom, and consider the paths not taken, all under the guise of pulling off a simple Heist. This description refers to the movie, but kind of to Chris and Shawn as well? Listen and decide!

    Our theme music is "The Brotherhood" by Soundroll -- check it out on Uppbeat.io

    Twitter/X: @30SecondsPod

    Instagram: 30secondsflatpod

    Chris' radio show, every other Thursday at 1:00pm CST:

    https://www.twitch.tv/thelife983fm

    1 hr 15 min
  • The Great Muppet Caper

    Hey, a Podcast! Starring everybody -- and you? In this episode, Chris and Shawn resist the urge to indulge in childhood joy, and instead devote an hour to discussing this film as an allegory of the Holocaust. I wish I was joking...

    Our theme music is "The Brotherhood" by Soundroll -- check it out on Uppbeat.io

    Twitter/X: @30SecondsPod

    Instagram: 30secondsflatpod

    Chris' radio show, Thursdays at 1:00pm CST:

    https://www.twitch.tv/thelife983fm


    1 hr 12 min
  • The Hot Rock

    Robert Redford returns! Great writers are celebrated! Celebrities are impersonated! By the end of this episode, you'll be willing to travel to Russia and back to track down a copy of the movie...

    Our theme music is "The Brotherhood" by Soundroll -- check it out on Uppbeat.io

    Twitter/X: @30 SecondPod

    Instagram: 30secondsflatpod

    Chris' radio show, Thursdays at 1:00pm CST:

    https://www.twitch.tv/thelife983fm

    1 hr 24 min
  • Now You See Me

    A wife is summoned! Will this be our most uxorious episode to date? (It's about prestidigitators, by the way.) Only a latter-day Columbo could solve this mystery...

    Our theme music is "The Brotherhood" by Soundroll -- check it out on Uppbeat.io

    Twitter/X: @30SecondsPod

    Instagram: 30secondsflatpod

    Chris' radio show, Thursdays at 1:00pm CST:

    https://www.twitch.tv/thelife983fm


    1 hr 8 min
  • Strongroom

    Chris and Shawn slowly asphyxiate when they're tied up and locked in the studio by three Cockney thieves -- but will Chris get out one last dating story before ascending to Heaven? (Also the movie is really good.)

    Our theme music is "The Brotherhood" by Soundroll -- check it out on Uppbeat.io

    Twitter/X: @30SecondsPod

    Instagram: 30secondsflatpod

    Chris' radio show, Thursdays at 1:00pm CST:

    https://www.twitch.tv/thelife983fm

    1 hr 4 min
  • Buster

    Phil Collins starred in a movie!?! Now you know as much about "Buster" as Shawn did when he picked it for the show...

    Our theme music is "The Brotherhood" by Soundroll -- check it out on Uppbeat.io

    Follow the show on X (formerly Twitter):

    @30SecondsPod

    Listen to Chris' new radio show, "Movies, Movie Music and Me", Thursdays at 1:00pm (Chicago time):

    https://www.twitch.tv/thelife983fm

    1 hr 15 min
  • Die Hard With a Vengeance

    Poet and TV Show Runner Jennica Harper joins Chris and Shawn to talk about the movie, as well as a lot of other random stuff (since we all went to college together).

    Jennica's newest book is "Bounce House":

    https://www.anvilpress.com/books/bounce-house

    Our theme music is "The Brotherhood" by Soundroll -- check it out on Uppbeat.io

    Follow the show on Twitter (aka X): @30SecondsPod

    1 hr 17 min
  • Gambit (1966)

    Caine! MacLaine! Heists! Romantic Comedy! Plot twists! Jan Michael Vincent! (Trust us, it will make sense when you listen.)

    Our theme music is "The Brotherhood" by Soundroll -- check it out on Uppbeat.io

    1 hr 2 min
  • The Vault (2021)

    Soccer and bank robbery share the field for this episode, but does the film score a winning goal? Or will it get a red card for faking too many shin injuries?


    Our theme music is "The Brotherhood" by Soundroll -- check it out on Uppbeat.io!

    1 hr 9 min
  • Rififi

    A true early classic of the Heist genre! What better way to get into subtitled movies than by checking out a film without dialogue for thirty minutes?

    1 hr 4 min

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