Hello dear listeners and welcome to another episode from the Pop Gays of a Certain Age. On this episode, we're going to be discussing those singles by artists, that, on release, completely and cruelly failed to set the UK charts alight with their pop-tastic brilliance. Tracks that either failed to crack into the Top 40, or didn't chart at all, and as Smash Hits used to say, "Went down the dumper"!