All I want to do is talk about Madonna

Mark and Kenny get down on their knees to discuss the sparkling and oh-so-Catholic shoulda-been single from

MDNA

.  Topics include Kelis and the album she co-wrote with Jean Baptiste 

Flesh Tone

, the return of poppy William Orbit, the Pet Shop Boys, Thomas Aquinas, Mark’s grandfather, ICE CREAM, Kenny’s play about miracles and Golda Meir, and the potential first Millennial saint.  Plus, the transformative Orbit remix and Madonna’s prayer in front of 10,000 fans in St. Louis - I like it that way!

Kenny and Mark bust out their To-Do lists and revisit this autobiographic and confessional track from MDNA.  Topics include a return to rap, operatic escalations, time management lessons from Trixie Mattel and Joan Rivers, meeting the new tech guy, the musical variety of collaborator Julien Jabre, and whether or not Madonna truly ever yearns to hop off that never-ending treadmill.  Plus, the supreme Nikki Minaj helps this non-single chart South Korea, and favorite assistant Tina gets an award in Wisconsin!

Mark and Kenny take their insulin shots to survive the sugary-sweet return to 1980s Madonna, Topics include a pair of mystery songwriter/producers, a special suprise remix, and - oh no! - Lola starts smoking!  Ooh La La indeed!

Kenny and Mark strap on their pumps and dance with one of the darker, secret tracks on MDNA.  Topics include William Orbit, the brilliant Klas Åhlund & his collaborations with Robyn, lyrical weaponry, the sleaze of the Rolling Stones, the return of Dita Parlo, and a special three song story (across three albums) about vengeance.  Quiet in the limousine!

Kenny and Mark bust out the pom-poms for a LIVE show at the Francis Kite Club in Alphabet City to discuss the first single and so much more from MDNA

.  Topics include cheerleading, female collaborators, garage rock, bananas, ZZ Top, Burgundy wine, Martin Solveig, Michael Tordjman, Bob Costas, mascots, Megaforce, trench coats and baby carriages, THE SUPER BOWL HALFTIME PERFORMANCE, Midwestern farm hands, the NY Giants and the New England Patriots, Kelly Clarkson, LMFAO, CeeLo Green and the ultimate version of “Like a Prayer”, slack lining, the brilliant Moment Factory collaboration, and setting up a stage in under eight minutes.  Plus, an appreciation of the star power of Nicki Minaj and Kenny deep dives into the fascinating and complicated M.I.A.  Special thanks to the fabulous staff at Francis Kite Club, our Special Guest Sadonna, and all of the beautiful listeners, friends, and family who came out on a rainy night to celebrate the show with us.  See you in two weeks!

Live from the Newsstand Studios at Rockefeller Center in New York City!  Mark and Kenny hop back in the car with Madonna to rave about the final single from MDNA.  Topics include Martin Solveig, Jade Williams, Bridgette Bardot and Barcelona, cleavage and convertibles, handsy chauffeurs, sweetheart Brahim Zaibat, Laidback Luke, R3hab, Tom Munro, missing dance breaks, the chart-toppers Autograph, and whether this song should have been the opening of the entire MDNA Tour.  Plus, a deep dive into travel time management at airports - and exactly who would get to join Madonna on a road trip when she swings by the studio.  La festa è finita, adesso allacciati la cintura stronzetta!

Special thank you to Mr. Joe Hazan for his assistance - both technical  and emotional - with this episode.

Live from the Newsstand Studios at Rockefeller Center in New York City!  Kenny and Mark welcome special guest (and notorious Madame X critic) Rich Juzwiak for a joyous and EDM-tinged discussion about the hard-driving dance track from MDNA.  Topics include critical exchanges and reassessment, the beloved Madonna bridge, Katy Perry and naked running, “dom energy”, competitive producers, drugs and the meaning of MDNA, Jay Leno, fanny packs, the Dead Mouse controversy, immutable wake-up times, the vibes while dancing, the commodification and gate-keeping in the EDM world, illegal raves, potential future Record Store releases, and the soundcheck footage from the MDNA tour.  Okay, we need to dance!  

Find Rich on IG at @richjuz, @potpsychology.  

Special thank you to Mr. Joe Hazan for his assistance - both technical  and emotional - with this episode. 

Mark and Kenny explore the dark and vengeful corners of MDNA on this audacious and visceral story song.  Topics include sunset trickery, transforming a demo, studio nerd-dom, William Orbit, Demolition Crew, the power of dubstep, the arrival of a new Madonna voice going there, Tori Amos’ Strange Little Girls album, the emergence of musical mash-ups, and another reckoning with Madonna’s visual (and lyrical) obsession with guns.  Plus, Kenny and Mark figure out who wound up with all of THEIR jack and also rescue a lost unofficial Tracy Young.  Now DRIVE, bitch!

Here it comes - Mark and Kenny get wild while breaking apart the second single from Madonna’s MDNA, her first on Interscope Records.  Topics include the returns of the Benassi Bros. and Mert and Marcus, the liberation from constraints, Kazaky, ghosting in Provincetown, the inspiration of new collaborators and influences, Quentin Tarantino, 60s mod style, Jimmy Fallon and Facebook Live, cover albums, Madonna as DJ, and Kenny makes a strong case for an official re-release of this banger.  Plus, Kenny and Mark phone one of their favorite girls gone wild - mega-fan and loyal listener Charlotte Salmon!!

Kenny and Mark kick off a packed Season Six assessing the many non-musical ventures Madonna embarks on into the second decade of the 21st century including clothing lines, fragrances and gyms. Plus, a deep dive conversation about W.E. and its official theme song “Masterpiece”. Topics include: the emergence of Lourdes Leon, Taylor Momson, Zendaya and the rest of the Material Girl models, Madonna as stylist, the departures of Tracy Anderson and Caresse Henry, co-writing with Alex Keshishian, Wallis Simpson as played by Andrea Riseborough, Oscar Isaac, the aloofness of Abbie Cornish, David Harbour, the silent songwriting team of Julie Frost and Jimmy Harry, the Stephen Sondheim auction, the matchmaking prowess of William Orbit, Abel Korzeniowski, Henry Mancini, Dimitry from Paris, Hagen Bogdanski, HYDRANGEAS!, the spat at the Golden Globes with David Furnish and Sir Elton John, it’s all so reductive… We are thrilled to be back and to be hanging in the Louvre - totes mcgotes!