Welcome to episode 311 of Two Old Men Yelling at Cloud – aka The Cloud Pod, featuring Matt and Ryan who absolutely, definitely did NOT record an aftershow.
This week, they’re talking about Cloudflare’s new Pay Per Crawler, a new open-source Terraform provider from mkdev, and lots of fabric news that Ryan doesn’t understand – plus so much more. Let’s get into it!
Titles we almost went with this week:
(Show Editor note: There are more show titles than emojis. I give up.)
FSx and the City: When File Systems Meet Object StorageThe Great Data Lake Escape: No Movement RequiredOpenZFS Gets an S3 Degree Without Leaving HomeKernel Sanders: Microsoft’s Recipe for Avoiding Another Fried SystemWindows Gets a Restraining Order Against Overly Attached Security SoftwareMicrosoft Builds a Fence Between Windows and Its Rowdy Security NeighborsWindows Gets a Kernel of Truth After CrowdStrike MeltdownMicrosoft Kicks Security Vendors Out of the Kernel ClubhouseThe Great Kernel Divorce: When Windows Said “It’s Not You, It’s Your Access Level”Google’s Environmental Report Card: A+ for Effort, C- for Supply ChainThe Cloud Pod Goes Green: Google’s 10th Annual Carbon ConfessionWatts Up Doc? Google’s Energy Efficiency Bugs Bunny Would ApproveTerminal Velocity: Google’s AI Gets a Command PerformanceCtrl+Alt+Gemini: Google’s New CLI CompanionThe Prompt and the Furious: Tokyo TerminalAI See What You Did There: Google’s New Compliance FrameworkControl Yourself: Google Cloud Gets Serious About AI AuditingThe Audit-omatic: Teaching Old Compliance New AI TricksVeo 3: Now Playing in a Cloud Near YouGoogle’s Video Dreams Come True (Audio Included)Lights, Camera, API Action: Veo 3 Takes the StagePrometheus Unbound: Azure Finally Sees What It’s Been MissingVS Code Gets Fabric-ated: Now With 100% More Workspace ManagementCtrl+S Your Sanity: Fabric Items Now Created Where You CodeThe Extension Cord That Connects Your IDE to the Data CloudLogic Apps Gets Its Template of Doom (But in a Good Way)Copy-Paste Engineering Just Got an Azure UpgradeMicrosoft Introduces the IKEA Model for Workflow AssemblyWAF’s Up Doc? Security Copilot Now Speaks FirewallThe Firewall Whisperer: When AI Meets Web Application SecurityWAF and Peace: Microsoft’s Treaty Between Security ToolsAzure Goes Wild(card) with Certificate ManagementFront Door Finally Gets Its Wild SideMicrosoft Deals Everyone a WildcardIP Freely: Azure Takes the Guesswork Out of Address ManagementNo More IP Envy: Azure Catches Up to AWS’s Address GameAzure’s New Feature Has All the Right AddressesTerraform and Chill: When Infrastructure Meets AIDynamoDB Goes Global: Now with 100% Less EventuallyThe Consistency Chronicles: Return of the Strong ReadBreaking: DynamoDB Achieves Peak Table Manners Across All RegionsFollow Up
00:47 Microsoft changes Windows in attempt to prevent next CrowdStrike-style catastrophe – Ars Technica
Microsoft is creating a new Windows endpoint security platform that allows antivirus vendors to operate outside the kernel, preventing cata