For the first time in history, Kellie tells a decades-old story about her first experience with porn. It's not what you think....or is it?

Allen goes through the Podcast Family's emails, covering everything from self-tanner to baby names to Dallas tourism to vow renewals. We also have a followup from the First Ever Podcast Family Meetup. And it's nice when your kid loves a show that's fun for the parents to watch, too. Kellie and Allen recommend one that literally had Allen doubled over in laughter.

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