Before Kellie and Allen celebrated their 10th Valentine's Day together, Allen celebrated PALentines with Bad Influence Jeff and ended up at a singles mixer. What could possibly go wrong?

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An ungrumpy Allen kicks off the podcast reminding Kellie it's the 9th anniversary of their engagement. Maybe this is your first time hearing it or your 9th time hearing it, but hopefully, you'll enjoy it. Kellie and Allen give their takes on the Super Bowl commercials, which led to a really unfortunate conversation about body hair. Kellie shares the latest news on Nancy Guthrie's kidnapping and Allen has a theory about what he believes happened. Allen went from poo-pooing the Olympics to being Mr. Team USA. And Kellie shares the story of the Norwegian bronze medalist who went viral for admitting he cheated on his girlfriend. 

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Kellie and Allen BOTH have ailments this week, but Allen isn't used to having one and he's super grumpy about it. They both took a trip to the dermatologist this week for some minor surgical procedures. You may hear more than you want to about that.Neither Kellie nor Allen are particularly excited about the Super Bowl, so Kellie asked ChatGPT to help get her excited. We're not sure it did the trick. But Kellie is more excited about the Winter Olympics, which completely baffled Allen. Kellie followed up on a letter from the last podcast and shared her list of baby middle names. And finally, it's the return of the Amazing Alanzo, who performed a little magic for one of our Very Best Customer's engagement party this weekend.

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Allen eats his words over the winter ice storm, but it made Kellie realize that she is going to be screwed in her retirement years. But during their iced-in days, Allen got Kellie to watch one of his favorite movies of all time, and you'll hear her review of that. Kellie will also share her opinion of the Netflix hit series, "His & Hers." Allen has been selling stuff like crazy online, and got an absolute glowing review from his new favorite Facebook Marketplace customer. Kellie is facing a potential crisis over getting Harry Styles tickets for Emma Kelly. Kellie and Allen answer emails from some of the Very Best Customers, leading to Valentine's date ideas and candid conversations about breast implant and removal surgeries. 

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Allen and Kellie are off to a bumbling start with new equipment and New Equipment and failed wardrobe choices. Allen is about to pop a vein over the panic of a potential Winter-geddon this weekend, but Kellie is more than prepared. Kellie does her best to break down a Blake Lively and Taylor Swift text message exchange, but once she started talking, it was more confusing than she realized. Over the years, several women picked out of the crowd by a cameraman have gone on to have successful careers, but at the College Football Championship, the lady picked out of the crowd had Allen doing internet research that may come back to haunt him. Kellie has a unique Valentine's Day gift idea before making her Super Bowl prediction. And Allen shares a positivity challenge that Kellie is happy to accept.

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Usually when Kellie has a technological problem, Allen blames it on "user error." But my, how the tables have turned! And Kellie WILL be using this to her advantage. 
Kellie has an update on her daughter's college experience, but forgot she wasn't supposed to talk about it so let's keep this between us. Allen's algorithm is filled with some crazy things lately. Some he CAN talk about -- like the interesting animal facts. But of course, it all goes downhill from there. Despite the fact that Allen revealed he's an amateur magician, Kellie kept dating him. And for Valentine's Day, they're returning to the scene of the big reveal. PSA: Make your Valentine's reservations now! Thank you to our podcast sponsor! 

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It's been two weeks since Kellie's breast implant removal surgery and she gives an update on her progress. Apparently, she got part of her recovery all wrong and is dealing with a little post-op depression. After going over their goals and intentions for 2026, one of Kellie and Allen's Very Best Customers -- who happens to have a PhD! -- shares an exercise to help couples strengthen their marriages through gratitude. Another VBC sends a fool-proof recipe for Kellie to try. And yet another VBC sends a touching letter that has us all rooting for a better year for "Leia." 

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Kellie and Allen have had quite a busy holiday break! If you've had breast implants and ever considered getting them removed, Kellie shares ALL the details and then give Allen a grade on his caregiving skills. And it's an annual tradition! Kellie and Allen go over their Bucket List wins and failures from 2025 and then share their lists for 2026.

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In the spirit of the holidays, Allen and Kellie join Nick and Justin from the Shut Up podcast for a Christmas Crossover! You may think you know all the words to your favorite Christmas carols, but do you REALLY? Listen as Allen, Kellie and Justin battle it out to finish the lyrics. And Merry Christmas from A Sandwich and Some Lovin'!

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Kellie’s on a bit of a time crunch to get through this podcast, for reasons that will become painfully obvious. But first! Allen is asked to participate in a viral video moment that he doesn’t understand. Kellie ruins yet another meal for her Bible study group. After one and a half run-throughs, you’ll hear the end result of Kellie and Allen’s Christmas caroling effort. And wouldn’t you know that colonoscopy prep decided to start kicking in right before Allen pressed the record button?

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