Kellie and Allen feel like not enough people were excited about the Artemis II launch, so they share some really cool facts about NASA's latest mission. And never before has Kellie related to an astronaut more than the female astronaut on board. Allen gets into another BOTA match..........with his mom???? And Kellie and Allen share their Easter plans, which involve a hunt for an elusive Nee-Doh. 

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Kellie and Allen are back with a fresh new episode! Allen's spring break vacation was way more adventerous than Kellie's. And celebrities were working overtime this past week, so Kellie catches you up on the Bachelorette scandal and Alan Richton kicking the crap out of his aggressive neighbor. 

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We're On Spring Break this Week and we wanted to play a Fan Favorite from this past year! A Lookback to around this time last year!

It’s the home stretch for Emma Kelly, as she celebrated her senior prom AND received a very prestigious award….which we weren’t really sure was for. But it’s still cool! 

Allen noticed something that potentially saved him from becoming a victim of fraud. He’ll share a tip that can hopefully save you from that nightmare.  

Allen has entered a tattoo contest that could win him a huge cash prize, but he may have relied a little too much on ChatGPT to help fill out the form. 

Kellie heard a huge ruckus of crows outside her house which led to a really awesome encounter with nature. 

And Operation Once in a Lifetime is a charity close to Kellie and Allen’s hearts. It grants wishes and provides support to members of the military and their families. Their upcoming Rock for the Troops fundraiser is coming up on Saturday, May 10, 2025, at the Armor Brewing Company in Allen, Texas. They would love to see a lot of our podcast family come out to support. To get more information, check out Operation Once in a Lifetime’s Facebook page, and also find out how you can buy raffle tickets to win some fantastic prizes, including a RYVID QRF Motorcycle. 

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Kellie got to meet the one and only Colleen Hoover, author of Reminders of Him, which has been adapted for a movie in theaters this weekend. Kellie heard a rumor that a character in her current novel Woman Down was named after her and got up the nerve to ask Colleen about it. Kellie would’ve told Allen about it before the podcast, but she decided he was too grumpy to receive the information. And Allen then explained why Kellie was the cause of said grumpiness.

Thank you to our podcast sponsor, Helix Mattresses. If better sleep sounds good to you—go to helixsleep.com/sandwich right now for 27% off site wide.

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A Sandwich and Some Rude Dog 

Breaking news! Britney Spears was arrested for DUI. Kellie will tell you all she knows, which isn’t much. 

Bad Influence Jeff has a shopping problem and is cleaning out his closet, which can benefit the men in our podcast family! If you’re interested in doing a little shopping in Jeff’s closet, email [email protected] and Allen will put you in touch. 

Allen surprised Kellie with a date night which was a huge success….until Kellie clapped back. 

Allen got into a huge BOTA match with a 90-something year old driver. But who was TRULY at fault? 

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Kellie shares this year’s nominees for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and Allen weighs in on who should make it. Kellie and Allen’s 13-year-old son ranks the gassiest people in the house and Kellie is offended by her ranking. Kellie’s lost 27 pounds and nobody can tell, but Allen lost an inch in his waist and is practically ready for bikini season. Allen found a stash of “Get it babe” and A Sandwich and Some Lovin’ logo hats that are available for $25. First come, first served! Email Allen and [email protected]. 

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Before Kellie and Allen celebrated their 10th Valentine's Day together, Allen celebrated PALentines with Bad Influence Jeff and ended up at a singles mixer. What could possibly go wrong?

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An ungrumpy Allen kicks off the podcast reminding Kellie it's the 9th anniversary of their engagement. Maybe this is your first time hearing it or your 9th time hearing it, but hopefully, you'll enjoy it. Kellie and Allen give their takes on the Super Bowl commercials, which led to a really unfortunate conversation about body hair. Kellie shares the latest news on Nancy Guthrie's kidnapping and Allen has a theory about what he believes happened. Allen went from poo-pooing the Olympics to being Mr. Team USA. And Kellie shares the story of the Norwegian bronze medalist who went viral for admitting he cheated on his girlfriend. 

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Kellie and Allen BOTH have ailments this week, but Allen isn't used to having one and he's super grumpy about it. They both took a trip to the dermatologist this week for some minor surgical procedures. You may hear more than you want to about that.Neither Kellie nor Allen are particularly excited about the Super Bowl, so Kellie asked ChatGPT to help get her excited. We're not sure it did the trick. But Kellie is more excited about the Winter Olympics, which completely baffled Allen. Kellie followed up on a letter from the last podcast and shared her list of baby middle names. And finally, it's the return of the Amazing Alanzo, who performed a little magic for one of our Very Best Customer's engagement party this weekend.

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Allen eats his words over the winter ice storm, but it made Kellie realize that she is going to be screwed in her retirement years. But during their iced-in days, Allen got Kellie to watch one of his favorite movies of all time, and you'll hear her review of that. Kellie will also share her opinion of the Netflix hit series, "His & Hers." Allen has been selling stuff like crazy online, and got an absolute glowing review from his new favorite Facebook Marketplace customer. Kellie is facing a potential crisis over getting Harry Styles tickets for Emma Kelly. Kellie and Allen answer emails from some of the Very Best Customers, leading to Valentine's date ideas and candid conversations about breast implant and removal surgeries. 

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