Due to circumstances beyond her control, Kellie is hosting the podcast solo this week! She shares book recommendations from her daughter Emma Kelly, thoughts on Love Island, and says goodbye to her best friend since Texas, Amy, who's moving to NC on Friday.

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This episode isn’t just about trash, safety, or travel—it's about transforming everyday routines into upstanding habits. Perfect for anyone frustrated with laziness or eager to make a positive difference in their world, this conversation will spark new reflections on respect, community, and the little actions that shape our character. Plus, a hilarious debate about whether to clean your theater seat or leave it for the next person keeps it light—and eye-opening.

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Kellie and Allen get out of his office and into the PGA of America Headquarters in Frisco, Texas! In addition to being home of the PGA, Frisco is also home base for Sweden’s men’s soccer team during the World Cup. So Kellie decided to dive deep into all things World Cup, so be prepared to learn some pretty cool stuff!

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Allen's Japanese maple obsession reaches new heights, Kellie questions whether 13 trees is too many, and a simple landscaping project turns into a Facebook Marketplace adventure. Plus, the couple debates separate bedrooms, reviews Mandalorian & Grogu, celebrates Dylan's golf tournament win, and Allen shares the surprisingly creepy moment ChatGPT started getting sarcastic with him. It's another hilarious, off-the-rails conversation you won't want to miss!

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From Cole turning 18 and over-the-top birthday celebrations to NASCAR memories, Star Wars debates, UFC frustration, and hilarious pre-show dad jokes gone wrong... this episode is packed with nostalgia and nonstop laughs. Kellie and Allen bounce from parenting reflections to pop culture tangents in a conversation that somehow only gets more unpredictable as it goes on.

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Kellie and Allen start with a simple conversation about an eye appointment and somehow end up uncovering the absolute strangest side of Facebook Marketplace. Between human skulls, adult play benches, mystery massages, motorcycle flipping adventures, and the infamous double chicken rotisserie that survived nearly a decade in storage, this episode is full of hilarious stories, nostalgic throwbacks, and “did they really just say that?” moments from start to finish

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Most of us dread getting older because of the physical changes that sneak up on us—saggy skin, flabby bodies, and tiredness. But what if the key to aging gracefully isn’t just about fighting it, but understanding it—and even laughing about it? In this candid, hilarious episode, We tackle the real struggles of staying healthy, feeling youthful, and accepting those inevitable changes with humor and honesty. We break down quirky health trends like Tai Chi and wall pilates, and how they can fit into your routine—even if you feel like a Jedi using the Force. We also share honest stories about dieting setbacks, weight fluctuations, and the little victories that keep us going. But it’s not just about physical health, we dig into the emotional side of aging and family moments that tug at your heartstrings. From memorable school concerts to bittersweet goodbyes for beloved teachers, we explore how life keeps moving, no matter what. Plus, a hilarious debate about game show hosts, weird new careers, and the absurdity of pay-to-play hospital ads.

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Kellie and Allen experienced an exclusive VIP dining adventure at a Michelin-starred restaurant's grand opening in Dallas, featuring insights from celebrity chef Michael White on Italian cuisine and share all the details with you!

We Deep Dive into the Instagram 'Great Purge of 2026' to understand its impact on social media engagement, and enjoy hilarious survival tips on avoiding bear attacks and wilderness mishaps. We also Explore the funniest Facebook marketplace finds and why 'certified pre-owned' items might surprise you. 

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Kellie recaps a very busy week of birthday celebrations and an upcoming week filled with a wedding, an award nomination and Emma Kelly's upcoming JOB INTERVIEW!! That leads to a trip down memory lane for Kellie and Allen and their first jobs, which obviously leads to a performance of the Go West jingle. International Female Ride Day is Saturday, May 2, and Kellie talks about her experience as a female rider. And because she had so much fun talking about celebrities on the last podcast, Kellie brings a few interesting entertainment stories to this week's podcast. Kellie and Allen need new headshots and Allen shares a story involving his dad, a shirtless Hank Williams Jr., and a little too much cussin'.

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On this episode, after Allen breaks down the biggest scandal in the football world right now, he shares his Top Five Wheels Off Moments, as judged by their teenage sons. Kellie shares helpful tips regarding ingrown hairs and skin cancer screenings and then sticks up for married rock stars who may slip up from time to time. 

Here are some extra bullet points of the topics discussed in this episode.

Kellie's Cooking Injury and drawing salve

Cole’s Oral Surgery Recap

MIke Vrabel/Dianna Russini Photos

Kellie’s Morality Clause

Allen’s Basketball Game Mishap

Pops’ Top 5 Most Wheels Off Moments

Dancing with the Stars News

Kellie’s reaction to Simon Le Bon engagement

Kellie’s Dermatology Check-up

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