A Sandwich and Some Lovin’

Kellie has to pack for the annual Kidd’s Kids trip and is convinced Allen threw away her Disney World sweatshirts. 

As a Can-Am Ryker brand ambassador, Kellie was asked to film a promo video and Allen tagged along for the ride. He ended up in tremendous gastro-intestinal distress which led to another unfortunate public bathroom incident AND his second ticket in two weeks. 

Because of Allen’s tremendous stress and frustration over the Dallas Cowboys, Kellie finds an article from a doctor who has an exercise that should help Allen cope. He fails. 

It gets harder to make friends as you get older, but it’s still possible. Kellie has some interesting statistics about friendships and acquaintances, but Allen apparently thinks she’s reached her friendship limit. 

You’ll hear Allen give his hot sports opinion on the Jake Paul vs. Mike Tyson fight, and then get an update on the Podcast Family Vacation. 

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Kellie got her final veneers today! You can’t see how white they are, but you can finally hear her talk lisp-free.

Add this to the list of ailments! Kellie had a four-hour heart issue at an appearance in Fort Worth that had Allen pretty worried. 

After Allen gives an update on his speeding ticket, is it Christmas already??? Everyone in their neighborhood is already putting up trees and lighting up their houses, but Allen apparently threw away all their outdoor decorations last year, which is news to Kellie. And if you’re planning on getting a new puppy for Christmas, Kellie has the list of the top dog names of 2024. 

Allen goes off on his Cowboys rant of the week, which leads Kellie to tell him about a new product coming next year — Crier-Ball Whiskey! 

And the pool guy saved their dog Larry from drowning, which led to a shocking statement from Kellie. 

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Kellie is reeling from the double whammy of setting the clock back and election week. Then for some inexplicable reason, President Bill Clinton pays a visit to the podcast...or is that El Presidente?  

Allen can't help but risk embarrassment by forcing Kellie to join him in answering a Buzzfeed quiz about our political system. Right off the bat, Kellie finds a problem with Question1. 

Then for another inexplicable reason, Yoda joins the podcast....or is that Jerry Jones? 

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Kellie kicks off the podcast solo, sharing all about her fantastic week that included a private airplane, a costume optional Halloween party, a police-led motorcade, and shooting a TV commercial, all with her best friend since 5th grade Tomi Jean along for the ride! You’ll also get a temporary veneer update. 

Allen pops in halfway through the podcast to share not one, but two BOTA matches he experienced within a 24 hour period. 

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Kellie has a noticeable lisp and she’s sharing the reason why exclusively with her podcast family. 

Kellie and Allen voted early, and for the first time ever, so did Emma Kelly! 

In listener email, Kellie gets chastised for sharing bad information….a teacher actually uses something she learned on the podcast with her class…and one listener turns the tables on Kellie with his own clap back. Then Allen brings it home for Jerome with a fresh new Kellie Claps Back, and Kellie’s not denying she said it. 

Kellie and Allen are honored to be the grand marshals for the Children’s Advocacy Center of Collin County’s Teddy Bear Ride. If you’d like to participate or donate, get all the details here: https://www.caccollincounty.org/tbr/

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Kellie and Allen have somehow formed a biker gang with the working title of “The Chitlin Gang.” They are open to any and suggestions on alternative gang names, as well as nicknames. Kellie and Allen are also honored to be the grand marshals for the Children’s Advocacy Center of Collin County Teddy Bear Ride, happening on Sunday, October 27, 2024. If you’re a rider, we’d love to have you join! If you don’t ride, you can still join the party afterward or make a donation. For more information and to find out how to donate, visit https://www.caccollincounty.org/tbr/

Hear all about how The Chitlin Gang rode to Broken Bow for the weekend under the direction of their fearless leader, Sausage, aka Allen. 

Kellie also shares all the details she has about the sudden death of 31-year-old Liam Payne, formerly of One Direction. 

Please give Allen a minute to get his frustration with Jerry Jones and the Cowboys off his chest. And he has to ask, is it really possible to sprain your nuts? 

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Right before recording the podcast, Kellie bit Allen's head off over the most ridiculous thing and it spilled over into a complete meltdown that has Kellie promising to call somebody tomorrow for therapy, meds or both. 

Kellie and Allen went on a fun date to the Eagle Gun Range in Farmers Branch, Texas, and WHOA. They each got to fire some pretty amazing firearms. One had Kellie literally screaming.  

In listener mail. Allen settles a friendly dispute between a married couple and Kellie is forced to apologize to Pam. If you ever have a question or comment for Kellie and Allen, feel free to write them anytime at [email protected]. 

Don't forget to check out YouTube.com/@motoalanzo! Allen's been working hard getting his YouTube channel up and running and he's hearing from people as far away as England! 

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Kellie and Allen did a food crawl through the State Fair of Texas— the biggest state fair in the entire US. country! Just hearing them talk about everything they ate may give you a belly ache, but it sure was fun going in. But an incident with Big Al Mack from the Kidd Kraddick Morning Show (nationally syndicated) led to the first Kellie’s Clap Back of autumn. 

A Honey Do list left Allen extremely cranky, which could’ve led to a huge fight, had Kellie’s perky personality not prevailed. 

It’s Homecoming Week for Emma Kelly, and Kellie feels the time slipping through her fingers. It doesn’t help much that EK said once she graduates college, she will NEVER live wither her parents again. 

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Kellie kicks off the podcast recommending some of her favorites — a new TV show, an upcoming documentary and two podcasts. 

Allen dives into listener emails, offering parenting advice to a sleep-deprived mom of two and getting Kellie to cave into the pressure of pleasing a podcast listener who delights in hearing Kellie change her voice almost as much as Allen does. 

And after attending Tucker Carlson’s speaking tour, something resonated with Kellie that she just has to get off her chest. And Kellie and Allen are both delighted that their children are taking an interest in politics. 

Don’t forget to subscribe to YouTube.com/@motoalanzo so you can follow along on Allen’s motorcycle adventures!  

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Another week, another gift from podcast listeners for Allen! 

Kellie has been following the collapse of Diddy since last November, when his ex-girlfriend filed a $30M lawsuit against him filled with accusations of sex-trafficking and abuse. They settled, but it opened the floodgates that culminated in Diddy’s arrest this week. Kellie catches you up on the latest. Then Allen talks about the onstage fight that stopped a Jane’s Addiction concert and ended the tour. Allen also the opportunity to introduce Kellie to the only Jane’s Addiction song he could remember. 

Their son Dylan’s 12th birthday was very golf-focused, which has Kellie focused on her new retirement plan. And their son Cole has homecoming this weekend, but don’t worry, Allen. Kellie’s got this. 

Allen has officially launched his new MotoAlanzo channel! Please follow along at YouTube.com/@MotoAlanzo.com and Instagram.com/MotoAlanzo. 

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