Enter the Dragon is a lie - there is no dragon, meanwhile The Karate Kid shows us that a Jersey 6 can pull a Cali 9, and Shang-Chi teaches us that sometimes you just need to punch your dad.

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Dexter's Laboratory makes you realize that some shows should stay in your childhood, and even in the year 3000, Futurama shows us there's still nothing sadder than a dog dying, while Rick and Morty really wants you to like incest porn...for a friend.

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Super Mario Bros predicted 9/11, while Courteney Cox is not a very good friend in Masters of the Universe, and even aliens can achieve the American Dream in Mac and Me.

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Nausicaä: Valley of the Wind drifts, so that Princess Mononoke can fly, while the gravity of the situation in Patema Inverted has us all upset, and you won't be able to BEAR the heartache of The Boy and the Beast.

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Clerks shows us quintessential New Jersey - where else is a girl's best sex going to be with a dead guy? And if you're feeling Dazed and Confused, that's your brain during high school in the 70s, whereas what's really Lost in Translation is how funny racism is.

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Harley Quinn not only has the best Harley but also the best boy: King Shark, while you'll feel like the Birds of Prey are circling you with all the circling back Harley does, and The Suicide Squad has weasel - enough said.

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Red Balloon shows us that innocence metaphors win Oscars, while What Did Jack Do poses an age old question: what's wrong with David Lynch, and It's Such a Beautiful Day is honestly not short enough to even be in this category.

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Luck of the Irish was made in 2001 to forget about their troubles, while White Men Can't Jump shows us that racism has its perks, and Space Jam: A New Legacy keeps the looney of Space Jam but sets it to a more modern tune.

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If there was ever a place for witchcraft, WandaVision reveals it's in New Jersey, while Don Cheadle shows us that 90 seconds is more than enough to leave an impression in The Falcon and the Winter Soldier, and Loki confirms that there's nothing more dangerous to a black man than a white woman.

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James Bond's dick is a death sentence in Casino Royale, while The Man From U.N.C.L.E should've done a bit more reconnaissance on Armie Hammer, and if Black Widow doesn't kill you, that Nirvana cover might.

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