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Alien is a pioneer of its time, not because of its production, but because it let a black man live for most of the movie, while Jeff Goldblum lives Chris's American dream of punching a president in Independence Day, and Mars Attacks might not make you laugh but it will make you ack, ack ack!

The search for intelligent life continues in 3...2...1...BINGE!

The Fast and the Furious gives us the best PSA for why you don't fuck family, while 2 Fast 2 Furious wants you to believe that Paul Walker would be interested in a girl over 18, and Tokyo Drift tries to drift your attention away from the fact that a 40 year old man was still in high school.

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The Assassination of Gianni Versace teaches you to not tell your kids they're special, while Matthew McConaughey leaves Woody Harrelson feeling less than alright, alright, alright in True Detective and you better not call Saul to handle this Fargo case.

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White™ people are the true horror in Get Out, while the Witch lets Chris say "Fuck them kids" for a reason, and Nat Wolffe reunites with the Naked Brothers Band in Hereditary - though not the one he remembers.

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Only if we realized that Sorry To Bother You was a Armie Hammer PSA all along, while Monty Python and the Holy Grail does what no other film from the 70s does - age well, and Spaceballs could've and should've just been a porno.

We're getting weird in 3...2...1...BINGE!

A Quiet Place teaches you that condoms are an apocalyptic essential item, and Bird Box confirms that Sandra Bullock needs to stop adopting children, while Hush knew that the greatest evil was always a bored white man.

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You don't want to be caught with your dick in your hands or else you might be an American Vandal, while writing a script with people could make you feel like one of the Seven Psychopaths, and Fargo says it's no country for pregnant women either.

Don't laugh or we'll catch you red handed in 3...2...1...BINGE!

The Master asks you to recall back to a time where you didn't see Joaquin Phoenix fuck sand and, despite what the title says, nobody is having a Good Time, while you don't need depression to feel utter despair when you have Manchester By The Sea.

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Clone Wars is a seven seasoned version of images proceeding unfortunate events, while Aang lives out your fantasy of getting the older girl in Avatar: The Last Airbender, and the theme song is the only time you're happy to hear 'go' after Teen Titans.

We're going back to childhood in 3...2...1...BINGE!