This week I fly SOLO to spark some joy with stories of my bizarre glow-up, obsession with Netflix's horny European teen dramas, and case for staying the absolute, literal hell away from social media right now. Then, we dive balls-deep into my unexpected quarantine sobriety journey and why it's bettered my life tenfold (while making me morbidly insecure that I've lost my signature edge), as well as YOUR Instagram-submitted anecdotes about recent substance abuse (or avoidance). The Quarantine Confessions hotline also explodes with poppers, condom-coated hammers, and more info about last week's army base orgies. I LOVE MY DEGENERATE ANGELS! // Leave your Quarantine Confession voicemail at 646 389 1781 // Follow Ali at www.instagram.com/healthishell & www.twitter.com/aliweissworld

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