Jake and Jon are back to cover a string of "not major" incidents which occurred across the country in correctional facilities over the Christmas holiday. Albuquerque, Sioux Falls, Boise and Lauderdale County, Mississippi each have entries in this news round up.

Family is always first and that is why you have to listen to Jake's daughter screaming sometimes. She is being put on a plan that involves administrative segregation and possibly loss of birthday.

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Jake Joke: An all time low tbh