372 Pages We'll Never Get Back

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Conor Lastowka and Michael J. Nelson are reading books they're pretty sure they're going to hate. Read along with us for a podcast book clubs of Ready Player One, Armada, The Eye of Argon, Dan Brown, and more!

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372 Pages We'll Never Get Back episodes:

04.17.2024
Ep 165 – Bridge to Bat City – Ep 1 – Yucking the Yums
Support the Patreon to mainline Cline before anyone else! You’ll also get to hear our other podcast 280 Mysteries We’ll Never Get Back on off weeks! https://patreon.com/372pages Ernest Cline, the founder of our feast here at 372 Pages, is back...
03.27.2024
Ep 164 – Kaileb’s Dream – Ep 5 – Monchi
Thank you to everyone who supports the podcast on Patreon! Get every episode a week early, get an entire other podcast you won’t find anywhere else, and learn about the next book before anyone else! You’d have to be a...
03.14.2024
Ep 163 – Kaileb’s Dream – Ep 4 – Justly
Support the Patreon and get every episode a week early, plus access to an entire second podcast, contests, and more! http://patreon.com/372pages Look, yes, it’s longer than a normal episode. But to answer your question we’re less picky about the typos...
02.29.2024
Ep 162 – Kaileb’s Dream – Ep 3 – Miel
Don’t be a Monchi, support the podcast with a Patreon subscription! https://patreon.com/372pages Read along with us! Ebook available here. (affiliate link) Hey, hey! Under three hours, a truly compact episode. But the creatures mentioned continue to get stranger and more...
02.14.2024
Ep 161 – Kaileb’s Dream – Ep 2 – De Nada
Support the podcast on Patreon! It’s what Sylvia Ball would do. Look, we can explain – there’s just so much to cover! Every single sentence, every exchange, every plot advancement brings whole new galaxies of madness. Included in the mighty...
01.30.2024
Ep #160 – Kaileb’s Dream – Ep 1: A Beef Stew Amuse Bouche
Support the podcast on Patreon to gain our eternal trust and respect! http://patreon.com/372pages Thus, an epic episode. The, longest, maybe, ever? (just making sure your reading the book…….) True and utter madness, like nothing we’ve ever read before on 372...
01.16.2024
Ep 159 – New Year, New Book! (Book 28: Kaileb’s Dream)
Join the 372 Patreon where all the crazy stuff happens! Get every episode a week early, plus our sub-podcast where we try to solve insane Encyclopedia Brown mysteries, and much more! http://patreon.com/372pages Spoiler: frosting is discussed at some length. As...
12.26.2023
Ep 158- A Christmas Killer Affair – Ep 2
Thanks to everyone who supported the podcast on Patreon this year. We absolutely would not do it if you weren’t there for us. Join the fun next year! http://patreon.com/372pages We end the year with absolutely blockbuster news. Seriously, a twist...
12.20.2023
Ep 157- A Killer Christmas Affair – Ep 1
Support the podcast on Patreon! By the time this posts, we’ll already have posted the next episode on there! http://patreon.com/372pages Time to check in with Murphy, Carmen, Ophelia, Uncle Kidd, Marisol, Granddaddy, Aunt Lucy, Aunt Lindy, Darbie Grimes, Darbie Grimes’...
12.11.2023
Ep 156 – Christmas 2023 Cozy announcement!
Support the podcast on Patreon where they found out what this book is a week ago! patreon.com/372pages In real time, Mike and Conor select their next book – and we guarantee it will be cozy! Select your hugest, fuzziest slippers...
11.29.2023
Ep 155 – The Adventures of the Teen Archeologists Ep 4 – Slenderman Gorilla
Support the podcast on Patreon! We have a video tier now so you can see us mispronounce things in real time! http://patreon.com/372pages An absolutely epic end to an epic book. Let’s list them off: giant gorillas, chimpanzees, giant ostriches, gigantic...
11.10.2023
Ep 154 – The Adventures of the Teen Archeologists Ep 3 – The Blinding Underground Sun
Support the podcast on Patreon, where you’ll get every episode a week early, extra stuff you can’t get anywhere else, contests, and more! http://patreon.com/372pages Incredible – truly incredible – Larry and Denise stuff in this section. The vast majority of...
10.30.2023
Ep 153 – The Adventures of the Teen Archeologists Ep 2 – The Tri-Moepek Cup
Join the fun on Patreon, where you get every episode a week early, participate in our discord, and get lots of other stuff you can’t get anywhere else. patreon.com/372pages Like jumping into a waterfall and landing in a Nile River...
10.12.2023
Ep 152 – The Adventures of the Teen Archeologists Ep 1
Join us on Patreon, where every episode comes out a week early and you get to hear all the other bonus stuff we only put on there! And check out “The Naked Clone” a book that Mike & Conor co-authored...
10.05.2023
Ep 151 – The Adventures of the Teen Archeologists- Intro
Join the fun on Patreon, where you get every episode a week early and other fun bonus stuff! https://patreon.com/372pages The book is currently unavailable on Amazon, so if you’ve already read your copy, please pay it forward to another listener!...
09.07.2023
Ep 150 – The Starlight Barking Ep 3 – Roly Poly Does Paris
Help us pick the next book! We’ll be running a poll on the 372 Patreon: http://patreon.com/372pages The Bark Squad wraps up Dodie Smith’s fever nightmare of a sequel in this final episode covering The Starlight Barking. Sirius the Dogstar visits,...
08.22.2023
Ep 149 – The Starlight Barking Ep 2 – Sleeping Devils
Support the podcast on Patreon and get every new episode a week early PLUS access to our entire archive of five years of bonus material: https://patreon.com/372pages We learn a lot of new things in this episode: mostly Mike is terrible...
08.04.2023
Ep 148 – The Starlight Barking Ep 1: Dalmatians Be Whooshing
Support the podcast on Patreon where you can get every episode a week early as well as other fun stuff like Mike trying to solve the world’s most diabolical Encyclopedia Brown mysteries! http://patreon.com/372pages The first full episode of The Starlight...
07.21.2023
Ep 147 – Book 25: The Starlight Barking
If you were on Patreon, you’d have known what the new book was a week ago! Join the fun at patreon.com/372pages Let’s figure out what the TWENTY-FIFTH book we’re going to read together will be, but first, Conor quizzes Mike...
06.30.2023
Ep 146 – Artemis – Ep 5 – Bleriana’d
Be the first to find out what’s next by supporting the podcast on Patreon. You’ll also hear a new subpodcast where Mike tries to solve Encyclopedia Brown mysteries: http://patreon.com/372pages We finished Artemis! And we ranked Artemis as compares to all...
06.16.2023
Episode 145 – Artemis Ep 4 – Dale and Bob and Loretta and Welding
Join the few, the proud, the jackals and support the podcast on Patreon! Every episode a week early and other fun stuff: http://patreon.com/372pages The penultimate Artemis episode! Mike’s final attempt at Real or Fanfic has to compete with those red-hot...
06.01.2023
Episode 144 – Artemis Ep 3 – Rudy Explained, Kinda!
Join the fun on Patreon, where last week we watched Forrest Gump together, Mike for the very first time! http://patreon.com/372pages Get the book here In this episode: -Spontaneous jackals bearing conspiracy theories -Conor’s appearance on Jeopardy? Premonition? -Insanely difficult Real...
05.19.2023
Episode 143 – Artemis Ep 2 – Sean Meets the Morals Brigade
Support the podcast on Patreon! Because of you, Mike watched Forrest Gump for the first time this week! There is nothing that could prepare you for the, ahem, choices Mr. Weir makes in these chapters so may as well dig...
05.04.2023
Episode 142 – Artemis Ep 1 – Mounties on the Moon
Thanks to everyone who supports the podcast on patreon! Get the book here What if Garrett P. Serviss dictated a story to Ernest Cline? We think it would go a little something… like this. Plus a Dark Web appearance by...
04.18.2023
Episode 141 – Book 24: Artemis
Support the podcast on Patreon, where they’ve known about this new book for a week already! patreon.com/372pages Alright, NOW it’s time for Book 24! This one did very well in our Patreon poll a few years ago, so we’re excited...
03.24.2023
Episode 139 – Edison’s Conquest Ep 4 – Suddenly!
Find out what our next book is going to be a week before everyone else! Join the 372 Patreon. WOW! Really no words to describe the insane events in the final chapters of Edison’s Conquest of Mars, but we can...
03.06.2023
Episode 138 – Edison’s Conquest Ep 3 – Zest and Interest!
Support the Podcast on Patreon and hear all about the *first* arson Mike committed! Plus get every episode a week early and lots of other non-arson content: http://patreon.com/372pages Martians, space battles, disintegrators, heat rays, murdered crows — the only thing...
02.17.2023
Episode #137 – Edison’s Conquest Ep 2 – Australian Mine Owners!
Support the Podcast on Patreon to get every episode a week early and hear fun stuff like our pitches for Groundhog Day themed Cozy Mysteries! Come for the Thrilling Story of an Encounter that Nearly Ended the Great Expedition. Stay...
02.03.2023
Episode #136 – Edison’s Conquest Ep 1 – Serviss is Selling
Support the podcast on Patreon and get every episode a week early and other fun stuff! Our first reading of Garrett P. Serviss’ Edison’s Conquest of Mars is a real cracker jack, a tip-top lally-cooler! Truly, an enjoyable book if...
01.18.2023
Episode #135 – Book #23 announcement
Shake off your weighted blanket and put down that spoon you’re licking yogurt off the back of. It’s no longer cozy season, dammit! It’s time for Book 23 and we’ve got a listener recommendation that promises to be absolutely as...
12.23.2022
Episode #134 – Murder in Christmas River Ep. 3: Dehydrated Mummies
Support the podcast on Patreon where you’ll get every episode a week early and hear our recaps of the two other cozy Christmas mysteries we read this December! Our final reading Murder in Christmas River answers the deep, impenetrable puzzle...
12.09.2022
Episode #133 – Murder in Christmas River Ep. 2 – Old Man Things to Talk About
Support the podcast on Patreon and hear all about the batshit crazy cozy mystery we read last week: patreon.com/372pages Get the current book here: https://amzn.to/3Ura5W6 After 16 chapters we finally get a mystery! Who killed the fancy-dressing Gingerbread House judge...
11.23.2022
Episode 132 Murder in Christmas River – Ep 1 – Drunk Daniel
Support the podcast on Patreon and get some EXTRA cozy this Christmas season! patreon.com/372pages Get the book HERE (it’s free on Kindle Unlimited) Well, Conor and Mike are back in Cozyville where they tick off the cozy cliches: Sentient dog...
11.08.2022
Episode 131 – Christmas River Murder Ep 1 – Announcement
Our patreon supporters have been reading this book for a week already! Join in the fun at patreon.com/372pages Get the book here (Free on Kindle Unlimited) Super Constitution behind them, Mike and Conor look toward a future of cabins that...
10.21.2022
Episode 130 – Super Constitution Ep 5 – Welcome Back, Troika!
Find out our next book before everyone else when you support the podcast on Patreon! patreon.com/372pages Get the book here To quote the perpetually stoned kid who sawed his finger off in my high school Shop Class and had it...
10.07.2022
Episode 129 – Super Constitution Ep 4 – Miss Sequoia, AOOOOgaaaa!
Support the podcast on Patreon! Once we hit 1000 supporters, Mike will watch Forrest Gump for the first time as a live watchalong! patreon.com/372pages Get the book here Well, we’re one ep away from being done with Charles Kim’s ̶i̶n̶s̶a̶n̶e̶,...
09.23.2022
Episode #128 – Super Constitution Ep 3 – Miss O’Hara’s Smiling Body
See how our trip to the Mall of American Bubba Gump Shrimp Company went, only on the 372 Patreon! patreon.com/372pages Get the book here We’re deep into Super Constitution now and this is our chance to see how the sausage...
09.01.2022
Episode #127 – Super Constitution Ep 2 – LONG MONOLOGUES!!
Support the podcast on Patreon! Get every episode early and other exclusive fun stuff! patreon.com/372pages Get the book here Well, after a rough start we’re back on track. Super Constitution was a little strange out of the gate but now...
08.08.2022
Episode #126 – Super Constitution Ep 1 – Octopus Tentacles
Support the podcast on Patreon to get every episode early, hear our recent live show from Minneapolis, and more great stuff! patreon.com/372pages Get the book here Webster’s defines “insane” as THIS BOOK! Find out how a book titled SUPER CONSTITUTION is...
07.15.2022
Episode #125 – Book 21: Super Constitution
(This book may be a little hard to find because our Patreon supporters learned what it was a week ago and bought up all the copies. Join them so you don’t miss out in the future! patreon.com/372pages ) Get the...
06.17.2022
Episode #124 – Gump & Co Ep 5
Come see us do our first LIVE PODCAST in three years, Friday 7/22 at Bryant Lake Bowl in Minneapolis! Details on our facebook and twitter pages. Thanks to everyone who supports the podcast on patreon. Find out when live show...
06.01.2022
Episode 123 – Gump & Co Ep 4
Support the podcast on Patreon, where you can watch Conor drink gross New Coke variants, hear Mike’s story teased in this ep, and so much more! patreon.com/372pages Get the book here We’re past the halfway point in Gump & Co.,...
05.17.2022
Episode #122 – Gump & Co. Ep 3
Support the podcast on Patreon, the only place to hear our Minneapolis live show and see our trip to the Mall of America Bubba Gump Shrimp Company! Get the book here Oh, come back lengthy, unending descriptions of New Coke!...
05.03.2022
Episode #121 – Gump & Co. Ep 2
Our first full episode of diving into the Winston Groom book Gump & Co. So much is uncovered here, including Mike’s grandmother’s encounter with Houdini, Conor’s visit with broadcasting legend Larry King, some Dumb Sentences and some Real or FanFic;...
04.08.2022
Episode #120 – Book 20 – Gump & Co
Our beloved Patreon supporters have already been reading this book for a week! Join the fun at http://patreon.com/372pages Get the book here It’s time to announce our twentieth book, and there’s one question on everyone’s mind: will anyone be forced...
03.23.2022
Episode #119 – Antigua Ep 7 – Eagle Man!
Support the podcast on Patreon and be the first to find out what the next book is! patreon.com/372pages Weeks ago, when we wandered out of the trees and mountains of the plains of Antigua and hopped on that unicorn’s back,...
03.09.2022
Episode #118 – Antigua Ep 6 – Teens!
Support the 372 Patreon! Bonus Real or Fanfics, classical minis, other weirder stuff! patreon.com/372pages “Displace one note and there would be diminishment, displace one phrase and the structure would fall.” Salieri on Mozart but it could easily have been spoken...
02.11.2022
Episode #117 – Antigua Ep 5 – Animal Collective
Support the Podcast on Patreon to get fun stuff like a Meet The Authors with Bill Corbett, Conor’s breakdown of an iconic hip-hop sample, and every episode early! patreon.com/372pages Just a few of the animals mentioned in this episode’s reading:...
01.28.2022
Episode #116 – Antigua Ep 4 – Holograms
Support the podcast on Patreon and see what you’re missing! It’s the only place to hear Mike’s amazing bonus real or fanfic! http://patreon.com/372pages You know how when a friend says, “You have to see this video!” and then thrusts his...
01.18.2022
Episode 115 – Antigua Ep 3 – Timothy!
Support us on Patreon! It’s the only place to hear the legendary Bonus Real or Fanfic we did in between episodes! patreon.com/372pages A jam-packed episode for which we will not apologize: there are roughly 8300 characters mentioned in this reading...

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372 Pages We'll Never Get Back episodes:

Ep 165 – Bridge to Bat City – Ep 1 – Yucking the Yums

Ep 164 – Kaileb’s Dream – Ep 5 – Monchi

Ep 163 – Kaileb’s Dream – Ep 4 – Justly

Ep 162 – Kaileb’s Dream – Ep 3 – Miel

Ep 161 – Kaileb’s Dream – Ep 2 – De Nada

Ep #160 – Kaileb’s Dream – Ep 1: A Beef Stew Amuse Bouche

Ep 159 – New Year, New Book! (Book 28: Kaileb’s Dream)

Ep 158- A Christmas Killer Affair – Ep 2

Ep 157- A Killer Christmas Affair – Ep 1

Ep 156 – Christmas 2023 Cozy announcement!

Ep 155 – The Adventures of the Teen Archeologists Ep 4 – Slenderman Gorilla

Ep 154 – The Adventures of the Teen Archeologists Ep 3 – The Blinding Underground Sun

Ep 153 – The Adventures of the Teen Archeologists Ep 2 – The Tri-Moepek Cup

Ep 152 – The Adventures of the Teen Archeologists Ep 1

Ep 151 – The Adventures of the Teen Archeologists- Intro

Ep 150 – The Starlight Barking Ep 3 – Roly Poly Does Paris

Ep 149 – The Starlight Barking Ep 2 – Sleeping Devils

Ep 148 – The Starlight Barking Ep 1: Dalmatians Be Whooshing

Ep 147 – Book 25: The Starlight Barking

Ep 146 – Artemis – Ep 5 – Bleriana’d

Episode 145 – Artemis Ep 4 – Dale and Bob and Loretta and Welding

Episode 144 – Artemis Ep 3 – Rudy Explained, Kinda!

Episode 143 – Artemis Ep 2 – Sean Meets the Morals Brigade

Episode 142 – Artemis Ep 1 – Mounties on the Moon

Episode 141 – Book 24: Artemis

Episode 139 – Edison’s Conquest Ep 4 – Suddenly!

Episode 138 – Edison’s Conquest Ep 3 – Zest and Interest!

Episode #137 – Edison’s Conquest Ep 2 – Australian Mine Owners!

Episode #136 – Edison’s Conquest Ep 1 – Serviss is Selling

Episode #135 – Book #23 announcement

Episode #134 – Murder in Christmas River Ep. 3: Dehydrated Mummies

Episode #133 – Murder in Christmas River Ep. 2 – Old Man Things to Talk About

Episode 132 Murder in Christmas River – Ep 1 – Drunk Daniel

Episode 131 – Christmas River Murder Ep 1 – Announcement

Episode 130 – Super Constitution Ep 5 – Welcome Back, Troika!

Episode 129 – Super Constitution Ep 4 – Miss Sequoia, AOOOOgaaaa!

Episode #128 – Super Constitution Ep 3 – Miss O’Hara’s Smiling Body

Episode #127 – Super Constitution Ep 2 – LONG MONOLOGUES!!

Episode #126 – Super Constitution Ep 1 – Octopus Tentacles

Episode #125 – Book 21: Super Constitution

Episode #124 – Gump & Co Ep 5

Episode 123 – Gump & Co Ep 4

Episode #122 – Gump & Co. Ep 3

Episode #121 – Gump & Co. Ep 2

Episode #120 – Book 20 – Gump & Co

Episode #119 – Antigua Ep 7 – Eagle Man!

Episode #118 – Antigua Ep 6 – Teens!

Episode #117 – Antigua Ep 5 – Animal Collective

Episode #116 – Antigua Ep 4 – Holograms

Episode 115 – Antigua Ep 3 – Timothy!