In this week’s episode, we’ve got just the way to tell your Scorpio baby they’re an asshole, Donald Trump gets negged by God in his own fantasy, and that $10.5 million cushion will screw up the “Jerry Fall-poorly” joke.

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A Lying Trump Claims Democrats Nixed “God” from the Pledge During the Convention: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/08/22/a-lying-trump-claims-democrats-nixed-god-from-the-pledge-during-the-convention/

Robert Jeffress: The DNC Wasn’t Specific With Its God-Talk, So It Doesn’t Count: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/08/22/robert-jeffress-the-dnc-wasnt-specific-with-its-god-talk-so-it-doesnt-count/

Lying Evangelist Franklin Graham: There Was an “Absence of God” at the DNC: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/08/21/lying-evangelist-franklin-graham-there-was-an-absence-of-god-at-the-dnc/

Astrology-Loving Parents Inspire a New Board-Book Genre: Star Signs for Babies

https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/08/23/astrology-loving-parents-inspire-a-new-board-book-genre-star-signs-for-babies/

Falwell’s Poolboy is talking now, and that ain’t good for Jerry: https://reuters.com/article/amp/idUSKBN25K1ZO?fbclid=IwAR0uXz5ti9Rr1GX0gVUL7dGGY37d0nMwA6556otQTSFb37Td2p6gNO2g1BE

Trump claims "I spoke to God about the economy and he trusts me to rebuild it":

https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/08/21/trump-i-spoke-to-god-about-the-economy-and-he-trusts-me-to-rebuild-it/

Televangelist Jim Bakker May Be Forced to Return Up To $1.7 Million in PPP Funds

https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/08/25/televangelist-jim-bakker-may-be-forced-to-return-up-to-1-7-million-in-ppp-funds/

Greg Locke found the Satanic symbol we hid in the DNC logo: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/08/21/maga-cultist-pastor-the-dncs-logo-must-be-satanic-since-its-a-star/