Christmas is hell, especially if you're working retail. And doubly especially if you find yourself trapped--sorry, "gainfully employed"--at Merriweather Mills Mall this holiday season.

ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS TO GET OUT OF THIS *$#! MALL: https://starshinescribbles.itch.io/christmasmall

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Music: Christmas Rap by Kevin MacLeod

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