It's Xmas and there's no need to be afraid. Especially if you spend part of it with Prongs 1 & 2. What a year it has been!! So many ups and downs. Mainly downs. Still without a radio station. What have been the highlights and lowlights for the Prongs? And are they about to announce a nationwide tour? Merry Xmas and a happy new year from all at Prong towers

A Sunday Roast, a date and a disgusting combination of words, what could possibly go wrong? And has President Mugabe suffered the curse of 3Prong?

Prong 2 has an album launch. Prong 1 straightens a door...why haven't 3 Prong Attack found a radio station yet???

Brexit or World War 3 which will happen first? And how did Prong 2 deal with his first ever speed dating experience? Did he find love? I think we all know the answer...And has Prong 1 finally moved on the Pigeon family that had part rented the balcony..

Prong 2 has problems with his beard. Prong 1 has problems with the radio industry. And Prongs 1 and 2 just have problems

Prong 2 gets bitten by a Mosquito. Will he ever recover? Has Prong 1 discovered a cheaper way to get good sleep than a £50000 trip to New Orleans. And have Ant n Dec caused a split in the camp?

Prong 2 finds a solution for drug addiction by use of a 3rd arm. At the same time he may well have become a drug addict. Prong 1 discusses the modern ill of 'Avocado hand' and are 3Prong Attack the true opposition to the strong and stable leadership of Theresa May?

Has Prong 2 found a solution to insomnia? And have the Prongs finally beaten the Sun newspaper.....

Prong 2 goes to Brussels and is amazed at what he finds. Meanwhile Prong 1 wants to give away a book and asks a question of Mick Jagger. Have the Prongs become spiritual?

Following on from putting a box on his head, Prong 2 has a new job...And Prong 1 finds a £10 note.