This week, Dave talks to Ted who has received messages from another planet; Doug who has had three unsuccessful vasectomies; Barry who wants to be famous; and Barbara whose friends never like her social media posts. Dave is joined in studio by his special guest: social media influencer Melissa Hyland. Plus, the question of the week: What was the worst gift you ever received?

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