As though the D20 of Fate™ could smell what the Rock was cookin', the Guys are hurled into the jungles of Jumanji to play what is arguably one of the worst board games ever. Bats, spiders, killer plants and quicksand all await in this classic family romp.

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Hey, do you remember that one kid from "Jerry Maguire"? He was pretty popular for a minute. How about we put him in a vampire movie with the budget of a Hallmark holiday special? Sound good?

Great.

This kid may be afraid of drinking blood, but he's not afraid of sucking.

It's The Little Vampire!

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Look! Up on the screen! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a... SNOOZE-FEST?!

Join us this week as we take a look at the Bizarro-version of Man of Steel,

a Superman film in which Superman does not throw a single punch.

Put on your caped pajamas, and prepare for the nap of your life.

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Hey, is your hat like a shark's fin? This week, we dive deep into the world of bad science ideas when a group of people genetically engineer super-sharks... to cure diseases, i guess.

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In this inbox episode, the guys answer a letter from a new listener, who is not yet familiar with some of our idiosyncrasies, or just plain stupid behavior.

Hopefully we don't make things worse.

questions? Comments? We'd love to answer them!

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Imagine your child had night terrors. Now imagine that child was in a therapy session where they had to use clay to create the various monsters they see in those night terrors. This is basically FoodFight, with the addition of your other teenage child's odd sexual fantasies.

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In the fine tradition of 80's beat-em'-up underground fight club flicks, the 90's presents us with "Best of the Best 2"! A film that teaches us many lessons, including why you don't walk into a blondor monster's crib and challenge his manhood, what "break the wrist, walk away" truly means, and finally, how to handle failing your black belt test in front of your martial arts master dad and all your friends.

join us, won't you?

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It's Flowers for Algernon...IN SPACE!!!... not really. It's a man who is depressed over the loss of his monkey, and so finds the most offensively portrayed "simple" person he could, and gave him the internets.

I think that's what happened, anyway.

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It's a disaster of biblical proportions this week as our fresh-faced fellows are dropped right back into vampire-ville. This time in the form of the main sucker himself, Dracula!...2000! Because extreme!!! What could the hidden twist ending be that drives our guys to the brink? Find out in this week's episode!

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This week, it's time to "Treat yo self"! as the guys celebrate their 75th official episode! Wow, that's a lot!

and what better way than to watch something that won't result in soul-crushing madness?

It's time to enjoy what may technically be the best DC Super Hero movie, The Iron Giant!

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