This week we discuss alligators at parties, smurf bites, flash drives of wood porn, Josh swan diving off balconies, drinking too much, doing the electric slide at cops, baseball bat guitars, Ted Cruz or Ted Resort and The Freddy Kreuger-Dunning Effect and Josh reads more of Steven Tyler's autobiography.

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