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Timestamps:

(00:00:00) - Chipmunk Mode, Airport P3dos, How to run an Ultra Marathon / Inaugural Hard Factor 1K

(00:06:49) - Insane scene in Seattle as local madman shoots disabled veteran over alleged "stolen valor"

(00:23:30) - Bad News Rundown

(00:25:01) - 40 year-old Connecticut man has to be rescued from Elementary School Tube Slide after getting stuck inside

(00:35:37) - Cali Brah gets stuck in the 7 Teacups Waterfall

(00:41:25) - S3xualized Girls' Easter Dress caught on Boutique Website

(00:45:16) - Radioactive Shrimp Discovered at Walmart

(00:50:34) - California Wild Boars are turning Electric Blue from the inside out from eating Rodent Poison

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