Episode 1759

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Timestamps:

(00:00:00) - Homeless Person, Hobo, or Vagrant?? Costco, Chuck E Cheese, Sbarro, or Little Caesars Pizza???

(00:07:09) - Sports Page: Little League NJ Team Nearly Robbed of NJ State Title Shot over Bat Flip + RIP Hulk Hogan

(00:19:09) - Trump BANS Homelessness... "We're going back to Looney Bins, people" -Unnamed Source

(00:32:50) - Hive Five: Gas Cans in America Great Again (GCAGA), South Park, Dutch Horse Lover, Summer Long Balls...

(00:36:55) - Chuck E Cheese Arrested on Fraud Charges at Work in Tallahassee, Florida

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Timestamps:

00:00:00 Story lineup

00:07:05 Kohberger sentenced to life without parole and verbally destroyed by the victims’ family members

00:09:15 Fat Joe says he drinks 40 diet Pepsis a day 

00:11:50 Black Bear chugs Brisk Iced Tea

00:13:55 WSJ reports the DOJ informed Trump he is on the Epstein files in May

00:22:10 Swedish dr. claims that testosterone gel turned baby girls' sex organs into baby boys’ 

00:32:10 A woman having fertility problems found out she was allergic to cum

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Timestamps:

00:00:00 Story lineup

00:07:12 Bear drills in Japan

00:17:09 HHS Report Confirms Organ Harvesters are Murderous Creeps:

00:32:30 Belgian man who was romanced scammed thought he was in a relationship with a French model

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Timestamps:

(00:00:00) - Story lineup

(00:01:10) - Chiefing the blunt

(00:06:30) - Donald Trump is demanding the Washington Commanders change back their name to the Redskins

(00:13:35) - Hunter Biden did a 3-hour  interview, and he HATES George Clooney 

(00:23:15) - Microsoft will soon start injecting the Earth with human shit to cut back on Carbon emissions

(00:28:50) - King Charles is a tyrant in his gardens and has caused almost all his gardeners to quit

(00:33:55) The Swingathon is back and driving neighbors within earshot a lot of grief

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Timestamps:

(00:00:00) - Story lineup + Coldplay CEO Update

(00:07:20) - Trump sues WSJ over alleged 50th birthday card to Epstein... It allegedly has boobs drawn on it

(00:20:10) - Wes is considering a Sex Guru consultation and discovered "Court Vox" the world's foremost Sex Guru

(00:34:04) - Russia dupes Texas man into immigrating his family and sending him to the front lines, for allegedly no pay

(00:40:36) - Man sucked into MRI machine by 20 lbs. workout chain in deadly Long Island accident

(00:44:58) - Fresno, California person trapped under bridge turns out to be a discarded blow-up sex doll

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00:00:00 Timestamps

00:02:40 Pat’s insane Airbnb thermostat and feral cat story

00:10:02 Golf fans farts loudly into the mic at the British Open 

00:14:00 Oregon man with tricycle and arsenal arrested on Pennsylvania Ave

00:21:30 TURD OF THE WEEK: Married CEO of Astronomer caught with his head of HR on Coldplay kiss cam

00:32:40 RFK Jr. wants to save Canadian ostriches with the bird flu

00:36:40 A Key West woman bear-maced a person who ran over a chicken 

00:41:20 Dance protest for a Seattle bar that’s been open for 92 years and is being forced out by the landlord

And much, much more…

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00:00:00 Timestamps

00:02:45 Wes’ weird fantasy about the show opener

00:05:45 Blumkin talk

00:0:35 Ghislaine Maxwell update and what she does or doesn’t know

00:11:50 American Coke will transition to real cane sugar

00:14:45 Tomorrowland stage in Belgium goes up in flames

00:16:40 The Beijing Bikini is this summer’s hottest new fashion trend for Chinese men

00:26:30 The Curator for the Devils On The Run Tour, featuring the original Annabelle doll, has died unexpectedly after mishandling the doll

00:36:00 Monks in Thailand paida  woman nearly $12 million after she blackmailed them with videos and photos of them having sex with her

And much, much more…

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00:00:00 Timestamps

00:04:07 Epstein files update 

00:15:58 America's deadliest train

00:27:59 Grok’s has a new anime prostitute feature

00:36:20 Space Vampires

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Timestamps:

(00:00:00) - Mark's childhood soccer field was directly next to a prison

(00:05:58) - Man leaves teddy bear of stitched "human skin" at convenience store, causes mayhem

(00:14:57) - Almost certainly tiny and flexible frenchman escapes prison inside cellmate's luggage

(00:23:23) - Haunting news about the Air India pilot of the deadly recent crash at takeoff

(00:32:45) - Elmo gets X account hacked, goes on antisemitic rampage

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