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Adrian Ftang hosts a countdown of tracks by musical satirists Dogs Must Be Carried, starting with some rare and previously unheard tracks bubbling under the Top 50. Includes parodies of Moby, Pet Shop Boys, Placebo, Syd Barrett, and The Human League. Dogs Must Be Carried's debut CD is available at iTunes, CD Baby, and over 2,000 outlets worldwide. Visit www.dogsmustbecarried.co.uk for full credits.

Ever had a burning question that no-one, but no-one has been able to answer? Then look no further, as our expert-in-residence Dr Answers takes calls from the sort of weird and wonderful freaks usually native to overnight radio phone-ins. The good doctor is now accepting questions for a second series, so e-mail yours to [email protected]. With James Shakeshaft & David LE Davis, who you'll be able to see in Hung Out, a sitcom pilot in Channel Four's Comedy Lab strand, in January 2010.

The headlines: Cigarettes Recalled in Cancer Scare; John Prescott Survives Assassination Attempt; BBC Director-General Goes on Rampage.

Jake Yapp, fresh from his duties on Shaun Keaveny's BBC 6Music Breakfast Show and a joint Sony Award nomination (with Martin Kelner) for BBC Radio 7's Pleased to Meet You, joins forces with Marn Davies to bring you 25 minutes of absolute filth. This week: Lily Allen gets strip searched, Jake's mum shocks Alan Titchmarsh with her unique approach to flower arranging, and the similarity between Monaco and Catford.

Another chance to hear John Dredge's nine-part lecture series in six parts. This week: Cubes.

Another chance to hear all 29 episodes of Chris Skinner's acclaimed spoof chat show, starting with Paris Hilton.