Smallville does a 180 this week when a skanky Crow student named Mandy, and her psycho cheerleaders, begin mixing the football team's Gatorade with a kryptonite love potion. This starts a lovely list of issues for our C.K.:

1. He's now the new starting quarterback (yes, Jon is sooo jealous)

2. Chloe and Jason both drink the love potion. Guess which one straddles Clark?

3. Lex tries to regain Clark's friendship...with garbage

Erica Durance (Saving Hope) returns as recurring and original DC Comics character Lois Lane.

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