Somebody Save Me: The Official, but MOSTLY Unofficial, Smallville Podcast

Black Racer versus...White Racer...?

We get back to the rest of our Haunted storyline with an ultimate Speed Force fight. Clark and Bart reach out for some help from the Golden Age man himself: Jay Garrick. Emil hooks C.K. up with one of the best Superman suits to ever exist. The two blonde idiots, Chloe and Ollie, find out their Earth-2 counterparts are even worse. Tess becomes the new Cortana.

Smallville's Civil War: Greens vs Whites

Welcome to the tales of Batman and Martian Manhunter. Join us in learning that Batman could potentially be racist, but no more racist than the new White Martian in town. The new dynamic duo investigates the mysterious alien and their intentions, while also working out feelings of prejudice by sharing their origin stories with each other. On a more positive note: Alfred is a pretty chill guy!

First, they were guys being dudes. Now it's bros being amigos.

Bart, a.k.a. Impulse, is back and faster than ever because now he has a Speed Force demon haunting him (*cough* Black Flash *cough*). After a trip to Mexico and some Amigo races, Clark tries to help Bart solve this speed demon problem. Meanwhile, Lex is trying to reverse psychology Tess in his own mind and Oliver appears to care more about his baby than the woman carrying it (yes, we're talking about Chloe).

This episode covers Season 11's Haunted storyline, chapters one through six.

Superman/Batman: The Sons of Marthas

After a visit to the fattest man himself, Toyman, we get the worst team-up of all time with Mr. Freeze and Prankster. Batman saves Superman's life with the power of artificial sunshine and friendship. Lois and Barbara, a.k.a. Nightwing, also team up but in a super hot way. Oliver is still useless until Chloe tells him she's pregnant. Lex and Tess have an intimate talk?

This episode covers the last six chapters of season eleven's Detective storyline.

Joe Chill? More like Joe Mama!

Smallville's version of Batman and Nightwing brawl with our C.K. and Ollie. Lex and Bruce Wayne bond over a billionaire lunch at Ace of Clubs. Superman and Batman team-up to track down Bruno "Ugly" Manheim and Joe Chill. Tess is sending nudes to Oliver through Lex's sleepwalking.

This episode covers the first six chapters of season eleven's storyline: Detective.

Clark & Lex 5ever <3

We continue with our Reading Rainbow edition of season eleven by finishing off the last six chapters of Smallville's "Guardian" storyline.

The story gives us their very own Cyborg Superman and it's quite bad! We confirm General Sam Lane actually has dementia, or he's just psychotic. Lois and Clark continue to have adorable moments together. Tess is still lingering inside Lex and the Queen-Sullivans are absolute morons.

As always, enjoy the show and leave those SIX STARS!

Smallville: The Reading Rainbow Edition

The beginning of the very end of our show... SEASON ELEVEN! Join us in starting this beautiful read-along of the season eleven comics. As always, LEAVE FIVE STARS! Or maybe six stars if it's possible :)

You're the G.O.A.T. to our W.O.A.T.

The official punctuation mark to the infamous award shows. Once again, can't thank the fans enough for getting us all the way here. So many awards, so many disagreements, so many tears and perverted jokes. Join us in part two of the last awards episode dedicated to the entire series of Smallville.

LEAVE THE FIVE STARS DAMMIT!

The G.O.A.T. and The W.O.A.T.

With all ten seasons being finished, it's time to vote for the best and worst of ALL TIME. Way too many categories, as it should be, so we decided to make this a two part episode. Once again, thank you to all the fans and the lovely nominations!

As always, enjoy the start of our final award show and GIVE US THOSE FIVE STARS!

K.O.K. vs D.O.G.: The Tales of Boo-La

Three major frat boys are kicked out of their fraternity for embezzlement. In order to prove their innocence they have to infiltrate the frat house in the worst disguises possible - sorority girls.

Michael Rosenbaum, Barry Watson and Harland Williams star as the three main characters Adam, Dave and Doofer.

Btw, this is Taylor's new favorite movie.