Jor-El & Major Zod: The Last Blokes of Krypton

Zor-El and Lara had their turn, now it's time for Clone Jor-El to make an appearance! Jor-El arrives at the Kent farm and tells the origin of the infamous purple orb, as well as his relationship with his BFF Zod. Tess wiggles her way in-between the two BFFs in order to "protect" Clark and his identity. Clark is upset his papa doesn't care to see him (he doesn't even know you bro). Oliver is just background noise. Chloe is now back on top as the worst friend.

The late Julian Sands (Arachnophobia, The Medallion) makes his first appearance as DC Comics original character Jor-El of Krypton.

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TRUE LOVE'S FIRST KISS

Lois and Clark land a pilot audition as cohosts for the news show Good Morning, Metropolis. While she is chasing a new career move, Clark just wants to get a second date with Lois. As they battle it out with their Online Dating story, Oliver finds a new "sidekick" in the form of a prostitute named Mia. That's right everyone, Speedy is here and Smallville made her a fight clubbing hooker! Make sure to listen to hear how Chloe has moved up the BFF ladder above Oliver.

Elise Gatien (Ghost Wars, Virgin River) special guest stars as DC Comics original character Mia Dearden, a.k.a. Speedy.

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Roulette: The Chloe Sullivan Edition

It's Oliver's birthday, so why not go and place the most awful bets at the underground casino. After being roofied by the "owner" of the casino, Oliver's life becomes an insane and stupid test to prove he's still a hero inside. Lois tries to track down Oliver so she can play beer pong. Clark finds out more clues about the missing Kandorians. Oh, and have we mentioned Chloe is THE worst friend?

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Smallville Presents: Fat Toy-Lover vs. Suicidal Billionaire

The infamous Winslow Schott, a.k.a. Toyman, returns this week and he's here for revenge against Oliver Queen. After Toyman's first bomb attempt against Queen Industries, Clark is gifted with the power of reading minds (thanks daddy Jor-El). Clark uses his new power to stop crime, but also to stand-up Lois on a "date" that he planned. Chloe continues to fume with jealousy of Lois' relationship with Clark. Tess tracks down Oliver and saves all the women of Mexico from his sexual harassment.

The late Chris Gauthier (Watchmen, Once Upon a Time) returns as DC Comics original character Winslow Schott, a.k.a. Toyman.

28 Days Later: The Smallville Edition

Seems like the writers were thin on story ideas this time around and brought us Thirst, Pt. II.

A random case of kryptonite rabies has hit Metropolis, but looks like instead of vampires we get horny zombies. Clark continues his hero work while working at the Daily Planet. Oliver is still moping for no reason, and manages to let Lois turn into a zombie. Tess infects almost half the city. Chloe, who is still a villain, teams up with Emil to find a cure. Major Zod hates being left out of world-conquering plans.

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John Corben: Former active duty military turns grotesque cyborg psycho.

Things get pretty gross this week when John Corben surgically receives a kryptonite heart after getting smashed by a truck (look both ways much?). As John starts to spiral, all he can think about is taking the The Blur down, a.k.a. Clark. Chloe is getting extremely jealous, and annoying, of Lois since Clark made her his new sidekick. Tess hired a new assistant to help track down Major Zod and the Kandorians so she can get more black eyes in bed.

Brian Austin Green (Beverly Hills 90210) makes another special guest appearance as DC Comics original character John Corben, a.k.a. Metallo.

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Smallville Presents: Kal-El and the Kryptonian Blokes

Who would've thought three weeks could change so much? Clark is finally completing his training from Jor-El, but gets stalled by Lois returning from the future with a female assassin, a.k.a. Future Babe. Zod is finally here, in the flesh, and he's been beating up Tess non-stop with his Kryptonian posse. Lois meets a new reporter. Oliver joined a jeans-only fight club. Chloe is guilt tripping Clark into going back in time to save Jimmy so she can be a terrible wife again.

Callum Blue (Columbiana, Princess Diaries 2) makes his first appearance as new season regular, and DC Comics original character, General Zod.

Brian Austin Green (Beverly Hills 90210) makes his first appearance as DC Comics original character John Corben, a.k.a. Metallo.

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Blood for Blood!

Time for another round of Film Friday, but this time we step away from the wushu and instead immerse ourselves into The Fog at Antonio Bay. Join us in the review of the remake of John Carpenter's The Fog (1980) starring Tom Welling, Maggie Grace and Selma Blair. Is the movie worth watching? No. Do we have fun? Also no. But hey, are we the Two Nerdy Idiots? YOU BET YOUR ASS!

Tom Welling stars as Nick Castle

Maggie Grace stars as Elizabeth Williams/Dane

Selma Blair stars as Stevie Wayne, the hottest radio DJ

T.N.I. presents: The 8th Season's Final Breath

Almost done, but not before we give the most demanded episode of each season: The Award Show. Plenty of fan nominations, a few new and fun categories, and some nice veto streaks. Thank you to the fans for another crazy season and, as always, enjoy the eighth part of our hilarious tradition.

R.I.P. Henry James Olsen, the Jimmy that never mattered.

Doomsday is upon Clark, and apparently everyone in the future as well (shout out those losers in Legion). Clark wants to continue his BEST plan by splitting Davis/Doomsday, but Oliver and the Super Idiots keep telling Clark to murder Davis instead. Meanwhile, we are at the end of the Dark Chloe Saga but not before she takes Davis out on a date one last time. Lois looks to her Red-Blue Blur for guidance and support since Clark is being an a-hole. Jimmy continues to be the hero even after the writers decided to end his story as the ultimate cuck. WE STILL LOVE YOU JIMMY!!!

Kyle Gallner and Alaina Huffman both make their return as DC Comics original characters Impulse (Bart Allen) and Black Canary (Dinah Lance), respectively.

Aaron Ashmore makes his last series regular appearance as DC Comics original character Jimmy Olsen...or did he?