Somebody Save Me: The Official, but MOSTLY Unofficial, Smallville Podcast

The G.O.A.T. and The W.O.A.T.

With all ten seasons being finished, it's time to vote for the best and worst of ALL TIME. Way too many categories, as it should be, so we decided to make this a two part episode. Once again, thank you to all the fans and the lovely nominations!

As always, enjoy the start of our final award show and GIVE US THOSE FIVE STARS!

K.O.K. vs D.O.G.: The Tales of Boo-La

Three major frat boys are kicked out of their fraternity for embezzlement. In order to prove their innocence they have to infiltrate the frat house in the worst disguises possible - sorority girls.

Michael Rosenbaum, Barry Watson and Harland Williams star as the three main characters Adam, Dave and Doofer.

Btw, this is Taylor's new favorite movie.

The Final Season Award Show

Our end-of-season tradition continues with the season ten awards. Per usual, we vote for our best and worst moments of the season.

If you're still here we love you and, also, hate you <3 Thank you to everyone for continuing to participate. If you're listening on Spotify make sure to vote on this episode's poll!

As always, enjoy the show and leave those TEN STARS!

More like the LEAST horrible year

No better way to end a series than with a Showtime children's special starring Allison Mack. One could say this is a prequel to Smallville, others would say it's an Eric Stoltz masterpiece. It's neither!

Join us in reviewing a story by Nic Faulkner, who claims the worst year of her life was the year she had braces, got a boyfriend, gets a car built up by her dad, and sets up her two best friends to fall in love. Shout out Bret Hart and chickenpox!

Daddy's Boy & The Luthor Legacy

Continuing from part one - Earth-2 Lionel finally remerges as the perverted father Tess always remembered. Lex returns for a glorious five minutes, but with a disgusting right hand. Oliver figures out he can defeat darkness with regular arrows. Jor-El is all of a sudden Daddy of the Year. Lois goes back to work and decides to infiltrate Air Force One. Clark finally embraces his destiny after seeing the series recap.

Michael Rosenbaum and John Schneider return one last time as DC Comics' original characters Lex Luthor and Jon Kent, respectively.

Christine Willes, Michael Daingerfield and Steve Byers return for their final appearances as DC Comics' original characters Granny Goodness, Gordon Godfrey and DeSaad, respectively.

It's the finale, SO LEAVE THOSE FIVE STARS!

Apokolips' Very Own Wedding Crasher: Darkseid

Nothing like the entire planet of Apokolips as a wedding gift! The wedding is back on after Lois and Clark exchange their vows. Martha is pissed after finding out Clark sold the farm. Oliver is still a minion of darkness (or maybe drunk?). Tess is hanging out in Luthor Mansion rubble. Chloe now looks like Oliver.

John Schneider makes a special guest return as DC Comics' original character Jon Kent.

Christine Willes, Michael Daingerfield and Steve Byers return as DC Comics' original characters Granny Goodness, Gordon Godfrey and DeSaad, respectively.

It's the finale, SO LEAVE THOSE FIVE STARS!

The Pointless Bow & The Last of the Fat Toy-Eater

Wow, so many things happen. Jor-El gives Lois and Clark the BEST wedding gift, which makes Lois basically call off the wedding. Kara has been kneeling down in a cave since episode three. Oliver finds the Bow of Orion and then loses to an old lady. Toyman returns with more toys to eat and a legion of cool villains we'll never see again.

Laura Vandervoort, Britt Irvin and the late Chris Gauthier return for their final appearances as DC Comics' original characters Kara Zor-El (a.k.a. "Supergirl), Courtney Whitmore (a.k.a. "Stargirl") and Winslow Schott (a.k.a. "Toyman"), respectively.

Christine Willes (Trick 'r Treat, The Wicker Man) returns as DC Comics' original character Granny Goodness.

As always, enjoy the show and LEAVE THOSE FIVE STARS!

Kneel Before Zod, Pt. XIV???

Slade Wilson returns from the Phantom Zone (don't worry, he's not in the episode. thank GOD.) and Oliver thinks it's the perfect bonding opportunity for him and Clark. The two head down to P.Z. and get captured by General Zod, who has been hosting his own thunderdome there. While the bros try to get back home, Tess and Lois are having girl time at Watchtower. FYI, "girl time" equals Lois holding Tess at gunpoint.

Callum Blue (Columbiana, Princess Diaries 2) makes a surprise return, and final appearance, as DC Comics' original character General Zod.

As always, enjoy the show and leave those FIVE STARS!

Booster Gold and The Blue Dumb Beetle

Booster Gold arrives from the future to take Clark Kent's place, or rather "swagger jack" his destiny as the World's Greatest Superhero. Lois is a bit worried, but our C.K. only cares about finding the missing blue scarab from Kord Industries that's found its way onto the dumbest kid in town: Jaime Reyes. Meanwhile, Cat Grant is horny for Booster and Lois just wants to get her promotion already.

Keri Lynn Pratt (Drive Me Crazy) returns for her final appearance as DC Comics' original character Cat Grant.

Eric Martsolf, Jaren Brandt Bartlett and Sebastian Pence make their first and only appearances as DC Comics' original characters Booster Gold, Jaime Reyes (a.k.a. Blue Beetle) and Ted Kord, respectively.

As always, enjoy the show and leave those FIVE STARS!

Luthor, Pt. II: That's Not Your Dad

Clark Luthor manages to find a way back to Earth-1 and traps our Clark back on Earth-2, where everyone knows his weakness. Jon Kent of Earth-2, a divorced drunk, takes C.K. hostage for ransom and somehow C.K. wants him as his daddy even MORE. As C.K. is fighting for a way back to his home, C.L. doesn't even try to hide his identity and only wants to kill Earth-2 Lionel and have sex with his "sister", Tess.

John Schneider returns for a special appearance as Jon Kent of Earth-2.

As always, enjoy the show and leave those FIVE STARS!