The realization that most DK Vine staff members and their associates have birthdays from the last week of October through November made us think of birthdays in the Donkey Kong Universe. How do ageless cartoon characters handle birthdays? Or... ARE they ageless? How DOES getting old work in the shared universe of Donkey Kong, Banjo, and Conker? Everything from Donkey Kong's canonical birthday month to Tiny Kong's puberty is discussed in this cake-laden episode!