It's an all-bets-are-off edition of Ask Me Anything, as questions from MikeLikesDirt & alter-ego ChrisDimms take Chris and Ahmed everywhere from favorite Austin bars to a podcast partner royal rumble.

-How to stop Patrick Mahomes (4:04)

-Chris names his dream coaching staff (15:17)

-"The best BBQ I've ever had in my life" (23:10)

-Biggest Hall of Fame snubs (30:38)

-Chris reminisces about the favorite game he ever played in (37:13)

-Florio vs Lefkoe and a battle royale of Chris' podcast partners (42:30)

-The time young Simms pranked Jeff Hostetler (45:13)

-Most bad-ass NFL stadiums (54:47)

-How to grip a football (59:10)

-Fork or spoon for the rest of your life? (1:05:28)

-How many 12-year-olds could Chris beat up? (1:08:55)

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