Sounds like Jake's idea of a party game. To Jon, it's a not-so-clever portmanteau. Hide your sons, hide their phones, and hide what you get when you put those two things together. Predators are on the loose-- but thanks to cell phones, incarcerated criminals can prey on your kids. But it's not just kids. the US Attorney's Office is investigating a massive sextortion scam operated from inside a South Carolina state penitentiary which attacked service members, using their fear of a dishonorable discharge for extra leverage over our country's young men. The suspects have been charged and moved to a federal penitentiary-- but we won't be any safer until correctional officers utilize the extraordinary power they have to keep up safe, as Jon will explain.

And I swear, I don't have a gun.

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