Many moons ago (episode #126 to be exact), Jack, Stevie and Robbie discussed how they’d each spend a week on their dream holiday! Four years later, we’re finally getting Alfie to share his. 

Meditating with monks, cutting shapes at carnivals, getting frisky with footballers - Alfie is jet setting around the globe for his ideal getaway. 

From fruit and fornication, to hostels and hangovers, Alfie somehow manages to make Stevie’s famously bleak dream holiday look thrilling… 

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