48 Minutes of Dogs Barking : A Podcast About The Internet

Draw yourself a nice little horse, figure out how much beer is in a keg and look out for the jestergooners, it's 48 Minutes of Frames Mogging!

This week, Jason and Bryan discover the unbridled greatness of trains, bathe in the soothing web 1.5 of Gradient Horse, get miffed we didn't get any of the free bitcoin from Bithumb, visit a site full of how-to guides and pranks called Cockeyed.com and visit the PokeStop on Little St. James

Fun Fact : This episode is the closest to 48 actual minutes we've been in a long time.

Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO

Theme song performed by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads : https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/

Contains clips from :

"[YTP] Zack D Films Goes Absolutely Mad" by BRM75 - https://www.youtube.com/shorts/BQcm2KWcfO4?feature=share

Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed.

Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

Break out your finest cheeseburgers, fire up the Mustang and get ready for a rootin' tootin' good time, it's 48 Minutes of Gays Harding

This week, Jason and Bryan say "God Bless Superbowl" with Jake Sing, try to pronounce Sydney Sweeney's new underwear line, ask "what are you doing Step Finance?" shout "FOOOOOOH" with Razor Ramon HG aka HARD GAY and discover that Moltbook is fake as hell.

Confused? So are we! Enjoy!

Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO

Theme song performed by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads : https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/

SEE Razor Ramon HG in action at the Foooooh Archives - https://www.youtube.com/@FooooohArchives

Contains clips from :

"YTP - Judge Judy - Everyone is on trial" by The Septic Foundry -

https://youtu.be/1UqRVAuYYjc

"i think they're on to me" by Jake Sing - https://www.tiktok.com/@jakesing_/video/7600803614491168055?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc

"NI HOWDY LORE PT. 2" by Jake Sing - https://www.tiktok.com/@jakesing_/video/7594537541739597069?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc

"Hard Gay Cooking 01 VOSTFR" by Fooooh Archives - https://youtu.be/Y22uyJPRMfw

Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed.

Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

We're back at it again at the Krispy Kreme. Yes, a potato flew around our room and told us a new episode of 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking was coming... And they were roommates!

This week, Jason and Bryan talk about finding the "nastiest angle" on TikTok, ordering Domino's on your Wii in 2026, how the hottest new toy from China is a frowning horse, The Clawd debacle turned scam, the short-lived short-form video platform Vine and we take a little trip to eat the mushrooms that make you see little guys running around.

Confused? So are we! Enjoy!

Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO

Theme song performed by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads : https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/

Contains clips from :

"Back at it again at Krispy Kreme vine" (original by Fab Cheerleader)

"vines i still think about | vine compilation best of all time" compiled by Atlas Wylde - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojTNokBaF8w

"Nick Mullen - The Vines" compiled by Town Manager (originals by Nick Mullen) - https://youtu.be/URyBV5fezY4

"Merry Christmas vine" by Christine Sydelko - https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_Z-Nu351j58

"Conner O'Malley Vine Compilation : The Transformation" compiled by theadamdanger (original by Conner O'Malley) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzpAYv0AP68

Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed.

Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

Do some corporate synergy, pivot to video and make yourself some short form ""CONTENT"" it's another 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking!

This week, Jason and Bryan talk about the Reddit moderator delivering an epic Dear Richard video, a Turning Point event with a deeply weird name (the Make Heaven Crowded tour), a crypto scam involving oil reserves, NewsCorp's failed video site Internet Action Force and we hum along to a Dr. Pepper jingle that's good and nice (doo doo doo).

Confused? So are we! Enjoy!

Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO

Theme song performed by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads : https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/

Contains clips from :

"New Study Suggests Scientists Hate Dogs" by Internet Action Force - https://youtu.be/x8yNU4I8dEo

"Hillary Clinton Answer's Last Night's Toughest Debate Questions" by Internet Action Force - https://youtu.be/OmKxCWQN3MA

"All the Reasons to Vote for Hillary Clinton" by Internet Action Force - https://youtu.be/3bczQumzvYE

"A Message to the CEO of Reddit..." by stale2000 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67CXV4o4dYM

"Dr Pepper Jingle" by @romeosshow - https://www.tiktok.com/@romeosshow/video/7586923248651095310

Watch more IAF videos : https://www.youtube.com/@InternetActionForceDotTv

Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed.

Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

Have a seat, grab hold of your BOTDF t-shirts and open up your stickam stream, it's time for a Very Special 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking

This week, Jason and Bryan talk Trashy, the fake Chicago Streets and Sanitation mascot, JD Vance getting owned by ConnorEatsPants, the rollout of the Autistic Barbie, Bandcamp banning AI music, Eric Adams doing his own rug pull, the saga of Jessi Slaughter and we urge you to stare deep into the orb and learn all about Orbology. (Yeeah)

Confused? So are we! Enjoy!

Theme song performed by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads : https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/

Contains clips from :

"Illinois is the land of Lincoln" by @chicagosanitation -

https://www.instagram.com/p/DTfuXNLDRSh/

"Trashy Loves Trash" by @chicagosanitation - https://www.instagram.com/p/DTa5YyTDmAc/

"Jessi Slaughter (Brain Slushie)" by fliter08 (original by Jessi Slaughter) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cznuwdh5IWc

"You dun Goofed, MAD DAD ONLY remix" by Boing Boing Video (original by Jessi Slaughter) - https://youtu.be/SmR89bFZLdc

"Jessi Slaughter Apologizes [2011]" by HiroKasyumi - https://youtu.be/i25PSTCMa_8

"Lesson One" by xstinamendez - https://www.tiktok.com/@xstinamendez/video/7587292155396263199

"Lesson Two" by xstinamendez - https://www.tiktok.com/@xstinamendez/video/7588420991185849630

Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed.

Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO

Grab those hornrim glasses, re-open your septum piercing and let's save America, it's 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking! Rawr XD!

This week, Jason and Bryan return from the holidays with renewed vigor, new microphones and some killer topics - this week they talk about : The Pink Power Ranger deleting racist dating sites, Free Zyns at work, Maduro fits in your inbox, Unleash getting hacked for $4 million, EMOGAME by Jason Oda and we put in our pre-orders for the Gooch Zapper.

Confused? So are we! Enjoy!

Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO

Theme song performed by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads : https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/

Contains clips from :

"White Monster Energy Speed Run" by @masterbaddy - https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Jh6gmHKNdJY?feature=share

Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed.

Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

A special presentation for all you sickos out there who just want to hear us yap about movies but don't want the jokes. A special night of talking, about all the biggest games and movies and books and concerts of the year. It's our 2025 Breathmint Best Of episode and it's our special XXXMas gift for you, our dear listeners.

Today we talk about : livestreaming giving booze and machetes to the homeless, insecure wifi toilet cameras, smart fridge ads that make you think you've gone insane, Binance employees doing scams with official accounts and the AI videos of beefy prisoners getting absurd 7000 year prison sentences. PLUS we break down our top 3 games, top 3 books, top 3 films, top 3 albums, top 3 concerts and top 3 TV shows of 2025.

For those real sickos who just want a list :

Games

• Hollow Knight : Silksong

• Clair Obscur Expedition 33

• Like A Dragon : Pirate Yakuza

• Silent Hill 2 Remake

• Ball x Pit

• Silent Hill f

Books

• Moonflow by Bitter Karella

• Metallic Realms by Lincoln Michel

• Witchcraft for Wayward Girls by Grady Hendrix

Films

• Superman

• Eddington

• Bugonia

• Nosferatu

• Mickey 17

• Fantastic Four : First Steps

Albums

• Middle Spoon by Cheekface

• these things happen by saturdays at your place

• moisturizer by Wet Leg

• Viagr Aboys by Viagra Boys

• Lotto by They Are Gutting A Body of Water

• Something to Consume by Die Spitz

Concerts

• Foxing's final show at The Pageant

• Weird Al at St. Louis Music Park

• Soul Coughing at The Pageant

• Mannequin Pussy at The Canopy Club

• Die Spitz at The Bottleneck

TV

• The Chair Company

• Stranger Things Season 5 Part 1

• Common Side Effects

• Peacemaker Season 2

• Adolescence

• Severance Season 2

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JAS-One and B-Ryan are here in full effect and this week we're talking Grimes DJing Bryan Johnson's acid trip (with Special Guest Mr. Beast!), a Pokemon theme park that has a fitness test, a drunk racoon in a liquor store, the beauty and the pain that is/was Rap Genius, the scam that is/was TickMilleas and we take some time to visit with a woman named Jamiacan Masterpiece.

Confused? So are we! Enjoy!

Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO

Theme song performed by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads : https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/

Contains clips from : "[YTP] Trybersuck" by cs188 - https://youtu.be/NIVum6hTqr0

Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed.

Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

Grab an Ecto Cooler, rip open your Trapper Keeper and put on the soundtrack to Ghoulies IV, that's right it's 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking

This week we're talking new website JMail which lets you see what Jeffrey Epstein's GMail would have looked like, The 'Handyman' prank going around on TikTok, X-Entertainment / Dinosaur Dracula, the inexplicable Hasbullah vs The Rizzler video, the Meta-1 Coin scam and a pointless, probably AI website about how much things weigh.

Confused? So are we! Enjoy!

Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO

Theme song performed by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads : https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/

Contains clips from : "Locommode" by Longmont Potion Castle

Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed.

Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

Put on your finest yukata, grab a Ramune and some Pocky, it's time for 48 分間の犬の吠え声

This week we're joined by Tom Harrison, host of Genius Night, creator of the videogame "Time Force X : Mission of Lennon" and co-host of the beloved podcast Anime Sickos

Tom joins us to talk AI kids' toys gone wrong, Mr. Beast's pop-up amusement park, the Anime Web Turnpike (aka AniPike) GameStop's Trade Anything Day, Bitcoin ATM scams and we all take dating advice from Bill Ackman and ask the women in our lives "May I Meet You?"

Confused? So are we! Enjoy!

Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO

Theme song performed by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads : https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/

Contains clips from : "[YTP] Anime Is A Powerful Teaching Tool" by Ze - https://youtu.be/0zba2FdcrYE

For more Tom and/or Anime Sickos check out :

https://animesickos.com/

https://bsky.app/profile/animesickos.bsky.social

http://patreon.com/animesickos

http://animesickos.substack.com/

Check out a live copy of AniPike : https://anipike.asie.pl/

The full-length documentary Otaku Unite : https://youtu.be/_CM8eal6rEI

Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed.

Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.