48 Minutes of Dogs Barking : A Podcast About The Internet

Quit your grinnin' and drop your linen, it's time for another 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking.

Today's episode breaks our usual format while we talk (at length) about all the horrors of the world around us, including : Loosie eggs, Trump Taking Egg, DOGE's big brained bad boys with Big Balls, Elon's baby mama drama, Elon's chainsaw and an Uber for Hired Guns/Goons. Plus, we go deep on multiple crypto scams including : Libra getting rug pulled by the President of Argentina, Adam22 cucking his fans with CUCKCoin, Bybit getting hacked for $1.4 Billion, a bozo depositing coins into FTX long after it ceased to be and an upcoming rug pull from Kanye West and CZ called SwastiCoin. We then turn our eyes to the gross side of the web for a shock video called "haha_flamethrowerdick" and then tell you about a bunch of games and movies we liked - including Heretic, Balatro, Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth, Conclave and Late Night With the Devil. It's a long one folks, pack a snack! Perhaps a loosie egg?

Opening theme performed by Jeffy & The Sunken Heads - https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com

Contains clips from :

"Brainstorms of an Evil Corporation" by Pat Bishop, Matt Ingebretson, and Jake Weisman (writers of "Corporate") - https://youtu.be/f05FPKk2lMg

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Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly outtakes show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

Grab your Metallica-branded cock rings and your copies of America : The Book, it's time for another 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking.

Today's belated episode features the Kendrick Lamar halftime show, Dave Portnoy's $JailStool rug pull, Kayfabe (the novel), Bob Cesca's Camp Chaos, Miracle Workers, Dude F*cks A Car, Kanye's insane tweets, Invicible Season 3 and we find out that Jerkmate Ranked is real.

Opening theme performed by Jeffy & The Sunken Heads - https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com

Contains clips from :

"rAwTiMe Tiffany TinaRina Call Break" by rAwTiMe & CapZeyeZ - https://youtu.be/kDEEMzMDELY

"Napster Bad" by Camp Chaos (re-uploaded by zach) - https://youtu.be/fS6udST6lbE

"VH1 Ill-Ustrated Episode 11" by Camp Chaos (re-uploaded by Nostalgic) - https://youtu.be/QqbyqyJUebc

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Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly outtakes show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

Forget your troubles, c'mon get happy! It's 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking!

Today's extra large, extra cheesy episode features : an antisemitic Smurf toy, The Shocker, The Secret Society of Happy People, DOG MAN, WokeFurry69 hacking an anti-DEI twitter account, EnronCoin, Balatro, Proud Boys losing their brand, The Get Up Kids and Bryan visits the Bean.

Opening theme performed by Jeffy & The Sunken Heads - https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com

Contains clips from :

"[YTP] The Pewpiest Adz by YT Pewp - https://youtu.be/qFXWWlyNz7g

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Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly outtakes show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

What are we going to DO about our PROBLEMS? Listen to 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking of course!

Today's beefy episode talks about a robot dog vs drone fight, Zach XBT rug-pulling (maybe), SackSlap, Worth1000, Joker (2019), Geordie Greep, twerking on the disabled, Don Delillo's "Libra," American Fiction and we pay our respects to the man the Internet has dubbed "GoonLord"

Opening theme performed by Jeffy & The Sunken Heads - https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com

Contains clips from :

"[YTP] InaugUrination" by cs188 - https://youtu.be/K3jtVZaW8TE

"New : 27-year-old father and husband..." by @unlimited_ls https://twitter.com/i/status/1879289644975628724

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Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly outtakes show called "THANKS, I HATE IT", experimental episodes call "The Mind Zone" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

Watch out for giant naked Hitlers, it's this week's 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking!

CONTENT WARNING : This episode's main topic features descriptions of some real horrific stuff, including Nazis, child mutilation, coprophilia, ablest slurs, racist slurs, sexual assault and brutal violence. Listener discretion is advised.

This week we're talking about Elon giving a Nazi salute, three (3) Trump crypto scams, Squid Game 2, vile webcomic Electric R***rd, Nighttime erection data, Lost Highway, Woman on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown, and at last some good news : Soup You Can Suck On. Confused? You won't be after this episode of the show.

Opening theme performed by Jeffy & The Sunken Heads - https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com

Contains clips from :

"[YTP] Joe Jiden's farewell address?" by YT Pewp - https://youtu.be/4MjXRd9Zg88

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Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly outtakes show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

Grab your plungers and take back your man seed, it's 48 Minutes of Guys Gaming-- err Dogs Barking

This week we're talking about Naomi Wolf freaking out about the LA fires, Watchmen the TV series, Vomit Girl, Remote Work Crypto Scams, vile webcomic Shredded Moose, a leaked photo of heaven, Metaphor ReFantazio and we hear about a sinister song played in an Uber. It's all for you!

As mentioned in the episode, the link to the full Shredded Moose Project blog : https://shreddedmooseproject.blogspot.com/

Opening theme performed by Jeffy & The Sunken Heads - https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com

Contains clips from :

"[YTP] Donald Trump Makes Mexico Great Again" by Less Doug DeMuro - https://youtu.be/sXA1xnWFlUI

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Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly outtakes show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

Today we bring you a smorgasbord of delights from the depths of the internet, it's 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking baby!

We're talking about the life and death of Jimmy Carter, Feed Every Gorilla token, the Tard Blog, Gimme Shelter, Astro Bot, Jerkmate Ranked Mode, Nosferatu 2024 and we take notes on symbolism as a Cybertruck explodes outside a Trump hotel.

Opening theme performed by Jeffy & The Sunken Heads - https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com

Contains clips from :

"Charity time" by @uncleronreturns - https://www.tiktok.com/@uncleronreturns/video/7449757436598111519

Cumtown episode 55 "Disclaimers" - https://youtu.be/2XxFgzdurWk

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Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly outtakes show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

Hi everybody. We're 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking and it's time to Pump It Up!

Today we bring you our annual tradition of an extended Breathmint segment, our Best of 2024. Revel in the recollection of our favorites from TV, gaming, movies and music. No gross images, no crypto scams, just pure entertainment. It's our gift to you - Enjoy!

Opening theme performed by Jeffy & The Sunken Heads - https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com

Contains clips from :

"[Mini YTP] PankDods Yells at an iPad Case" by Numberer1 - https://youtu.be/zudlNVYmvpQ

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Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly outtakes show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and, if you join before 12/31 at 11:59pm, a 90 minute commentary track on Japanese puke fetish video "Gero Monster Home Delivery"

The full list of our best-ofs is below, for your prerusal :

Albums:

"How to be Hopeful" by Johnny Foreigner

"Blood, Hair and Eyeballs" by Alkaline Trio

"CHROMAKOPIA" by Tyler, The Creator

"I Got Heaven" by Mannequin Pussy

"Devourer" by Cursive

"Cool World" by Chat Pile

Albums Honorable Mentions:

"All Hell" by Los Campesinos!

"GNX" by Kendrick Lamar

"Cartoon Darkness" by Amyl and the Sniffers

"Crisps" by Getdown Services

"Guided Tour" by High Vis

"It's Sorted" by Cheekface

TV:

Fallout

3 Body Problem

Baby Reindeer

The Penguin

Interview With The Vampire

TV Honorable mentions:

Smiling Friends Season 2

Creature Commandos

Hysteria!

True Detective : Night Country

Delicious in Dungeon

Videogames:

Animal Well

Like A Dragon : Infinite Wealth

Helldivers 2

Thank Goodness You're Here

Videogames Honorable Mentions:

Persona 3 Reload

Mouthwashing

Marvel Rivals

Stellar Blade

Metaphor : ReFantazio

Shin Megami Tensei V : Vengeance

Movies:

Longlegs

The Substance

Dune part 2

Joker : Folie À Deux

Movies Honorable Mentions:

Trap

I Saw The TV Glow

The People's Joker

The Contestant

The Fall Guy

Furiosa

Maxxxine

Books:

I'm Starting to Worry About This Black Box of Doom by Jason Pargin

Hum by Helen Phillips

Plastic by Scott Guild

Cuckoo by Gretchen Filcher-Martin

Pick a god and pray, it's time for another 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking!

Today those wild-eyed boys from Freecloud talk about the UHC CEO assassin (and his fans), Unexpected Insert, Saturday Night, Marvel Rivals porn, Timmy Big Hands, Franz Ferdinand, a pastor scamming his flock and we ponder the existence of Chris-Chan's baby. Enjoy!

Opening theme performed by Jeffy & The Sunken Heads - https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com

Contains clips from :

"Beeg Beeg Yoshi" by videogamedunkey - https://youtu.be/bWu5X4jcvv8?si=Z7kbnuV3YrcJz8w5

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Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly outtakes show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and, if you join before the end of the year, a 90 minute commentary track on Japanese puke fetish video "Gero Monster Home Delivery"

Smash a beer bottle over your head and break out the amps, it's yet another 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking!

This week we're joined by experimental musician, filmmaker, producer and artist Joe Cardamone as well as artist, photographer, filmmaker, music journalist, all-vinyl DJ and co-founder of Buddyhead Records Travis Keller.

They join us to talk about the assassination of the UHC CEO, Destiny and Nick Fuentes' sex tape, the return of Enron, their upcoming documentary "On The Lash," the return of Buddyhead and, yes, Goatse 2.

Support the documentary : https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/on-the-lash-the-buddyhead-movie#/

Read more Buddyhead : https://www.buddyhead.com/

Listen to Joe's new music : https://www.flowcode.com/page/joecardamone

Learn more about American Primitive : https://americanprimitive.org/

Opening theme performed by Jeffy & The Sunken Heads - https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com

Contains clips from :

"On the Lash - The Buddyhead Movie - Trailer #2" by BUDDYHEAD - https://youtu.be/ypuryFMLvRQ

"Torture Device vs. Fat Records" by Buddyhead - https://youtu.be/fZ4bLIilBy8

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Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly outtakes show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and, if you join before the end of the year, a 90 minute commentary track on Japanese puke fetish video "Gero Monster Home Delivery"