We interrupt this concert to post meat pics and do stupid AI slop, it's 48 Eggs of Milks Drawering

This week Bryan and Jason are gaze into the abyss and see : the Republican Midterm Convention showing streamer Hasan Piker's "meat pic," Breaking Benjamin frontman Benjamin Burnley do a rant about Fallout 4 modding, the New Norm AI stream gone wild, Hunter Biden's $LAPTOP token pulling the rug out, ACME Labs staying the course for 30+ years and the aftermath of a bad roommmate leaving milk in the egg drawer. Or is it the other way around? Either way, enjoy!

Fun Fact : The Milk Drawer only lays eggs when it's very scared and user /u/twinturbovacuum needs to take it to the vet right away

Support ACME Labs : https://acme.com/donate/

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Theme song performed by Kill Hamster (https://soundcloud.com/killhamster/) a cover of the original by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads (https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/)

Contains clips from :

"We folding it up at Burger Thing?" by @analoglobotomy - https://www.instagram.com/p/DcMPVGcCIxc/

"my meat pic was on the jumbotron at the republican midterm convention" by hasanabi - https://www.instagram.com/reels/DdFabwevapF/

"Local Man Benjamin Burnley interrupts a Breaking Benjamin concert with a rant about his True First Person 1.2 Fallout 4 mod" by /u/im_all_ears - https://www.reddit.com/r/Fallout/comments/1w9vfue/local_man_benjamin_burnley_interrupts_a_breaking

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Place your bets on the next failed startup, call your lawyers and take your corgi to Anger Management, it's 48 Minutes of Farts Cornering

This week Bryan and Jason are back to sit in the Fart Corner, to do oral for good gut health, to point and laugh at More's misfortunes, to remember (fondly) F*ckedCompany and (less fondly) its founder Philip J. "Pud" Kaplan, who also created DistroKid and to show you a bad Duolingo tweet about chickens. Plus : a deep dive on the Norwegian producers whose racist AI country song about their corgi wound up being used for real estate ads. It's a weird one.

Fun Fact : Corgis don't understand race and cannot, by their very nature, hate anyone.

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Theme song performed by Kill Hamster (https://soundcloud.com/killhamster/) a cover of the original by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads (https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/)

Contains clips from :

"[YTP] Dr Phil Demented!" by dawnDreamer - https://youtu.be/GgqrM-tcD1w

"I present to you, my classroom gas station" by Candy/@chokola___ - https://www.tiktok.com/@chokola___/video/7628369846287207710

CW for racial slurs these are the unedited versions not in the episode

"TikTok realtors..." by @GoodAmericanMan - https://twitter.com/GoodAmericanMan/status/2094232018674475164

CW for racial slurs, these are the unedited versions not in the episode

"I found the full song..." by @InwardTower - https://twitter.com/InwardTower/status/2094273440475701253

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Grab your gold shorts, crank up the Brantley Gilbert and eat the longest hot dog you can, it's 48 Minutes of Matts Baslering

This week we are joined by St. Louis funnyman and internet jokester Matt F Basler, who you may have seen dancing in gold shorts to his covers of "Read Me My Rights" or "Bang Bang" and who does a million different things, including running a screenprinting business, hosting the Matt F Basler Podcast and will be appearing Sept. 19th at the Golden Record performing music while eating a four-foot hot dog.

Matt joins us for a heartwarming story of Marmots and OnlyFans, a heartbreaking story of a house that got destroyed because it wasn't a horse semen lab, the baffling end to the Profit Connect AI crypto scam, the gross animal-eating videos of FoodForLouie and the truly baffling story of people in motion capture suits teaching AI how to do sex. Not that any of us have heard of it.

Fun Fact : It's pronounced BAH-zler, not BAZZ-ler.

Find more Matt at his website - https://www.mattfbasler.com/

Enjoy the Matt F Basler Podcast - https://mattfbasler.podbean.com/

Pay Matt to post - https://www.patreon.com/cw/mattfbasler

See Matt perform in the gold shorts - http://www.youtube.com/mattfbasler

and last but not least, get your tickets and your free t-shirt for the 9/19 Big Hot Dog show - https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/82670954/matt-f-baslereats-a-long-hot-dog-on-stage-stlouis-the-golden-record?partner_id=100

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Theme song performed by Kill Hamster (https://soundcloud.com/killhamster/) a cover of the original by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads (https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/)

Contains clips from :

https://twitter.com/machineg0re/status/2093226563881849051/video/1

Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed.

Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

Crank out some code, go for a hike and let's all post on the internet together, it's 48 Minutes of Today's Tabbing

This week we start budgeting for our tickets to Aella's SlutCon, ship our piss to Jason Kelce, critique Nancy Mace's tattoos, give a warning of a Trojan hiding in copies of The Odyssey, revisit the pre-Reddit magic that was Kuro5hin (and learn about its creator Rusty) - plus, learn about some dudes that got paid to jack off with AI.

Fun Fact : This episode was one where we had to cut a long tangent about diarrhea. It was pretty funny though. You might just hear it on the bonus episode.

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Read Rusty's Today in Tabs - https://todayintabs.com Revisit the Kuro5hin Archive - http://k5.semantic-db.org/

Theme song performed by Kill Hamster (https://soundcloud.com/killhamster/) a cover of the original by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads (https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/)

Contains clips from :

"YTP : Billy Mays Tells You to Pee Anywhere" by Bing Bonjo Banjo - https://youtu.be/d43t2tFAqg0

"Liquid Death x Garage Beer x Jason Kelce Want Your Pee" by Liquid Death and Garage Beer - https://youtu.be/r9OhekhlZ9Y

Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed.

Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

Fondle your favorite rusty spoons, make friends with a shrimp and let's creep ourselves out, it's 48 Minutes of Salads Fingering

This week we soak in the petty revenge as Alternative Press and Revolver writers review Good Charlotte albums, dig into a devilish documentary about real scumbag EDP445, lament yet another cypto problem with HarmonyONE, catch up on our favorite thing - the internet - with a SportsCenter-style show called ScrollCenter aka Screentime, revisit animator David Firth's career, including Salad Fingers, and begrugingly admit that a news story about Harry Potter fans being annoying wasn't even real. Plus : A special message from a listener who is not a fan of the theme song.

Fun Fact : There were more than ten instances of huge gross coughs removed from this episode, because we value your sanity.

Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO

Theme song performed by Kill Hamster (https://soundcloud.com/killhamster/) a cover of the original by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads (https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/)

Contains clips from :

"having a ding dong" by George Falconer - https://youtu.be/KYiFJhSJvYQ

"Can Dan Hentschel pull it off?" by @screentimeonsc - https://www.instagram.com/p/DZXzH15OGBL/

"Is Kareem Rahma the MVP of the MTA?" by @screentimeonsc - https://www.instagram.com/p/DaVozrpOt-y/

"Fat-Pie: Episode 1 - Burger Tash" by David Firth (reuploaded by MoldyPond) - https://youtu.be/jM-QHSuyqv8

"Salad Fingers : Every Episode (1-13) Updated 2023 by David Firth - https://youtu.be/RdgnS5dEKxM

"MC Devvo - Smokin' Es with Bob Marley" by David Firth - https://youtu.be/RqSAOK3mRpo

"Burnt Face Man | Crime Needs Wiping Up" by David Firth - https://youtu.be/GxY5fDn5sjQ

"KUSO Official Trailer" by Shudder - https://youtu.be/SLxKJHBhZP0

"Fire is Coming" by Flying Lotus, David Firth (feat. David Lynch) - https://youtu.be/aTrTtzTQrv0

"Smiling Friends - Shrimp" by Adult Swim (re-uploaded by TheRegularshows) - https://youtu.be/E3YfR1IyFPQ

"Souljaboy Provides His Thoughts on Braid" by Missingcube - https://youtu.be/xSXofLK5hFQ

Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed.

Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

Grab your favorite seitan lamb dish, crank some Decemberists and let's get it started in here - it's 48 Minutes of Brooklyns Veganing

This week we gaze into the Lollapalooza piss bag, watch in awe as Grok jerks it a lil, sit in stunned silence as Savanna Cannon cootermoggs the whole country, boggle at Coldcard getting exploited for $88million and counting, visit the failing Brooklyn Vegan and we do the least vegan thing of all - buy our tickets for the Nude night at CLASS Soire Steakhouse. Yum!

Fun Fact : No animals were harmed in the making of this episode, unless you count our human livers. Which most vegans don't.

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Theme song performed by Kill Hamster (https://soundcloud.com/killhamster/) a cover of the original by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads (https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/)

Contains clips from :

"Thoughts on this???" by SavCannonTalks - https://www.instagram.com/p/Dbd0Zfpuzj9/

"agree" by SavCannonTalks - https://www.instagram.com/p/DbJSUypBRAp/

"vegan teacher can't stop eating meat" by thestarfishy - https://youtu.be/jkI9tO2opfY

Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed.

Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

Grab your coding thigh highs and blame CowboyNeal, it's time for another episode of 48 Minutes of Slashes Dotting

This week we give the quiche peanimus on : Professor Sendy and his Wombos, the bloggers who won their lawsuit against Ebay for getting sent pig parts, the 3rd KFC/Umu Musume collab, a Fake Flare network draining $8.5 million, the Only Website that Mattered to Nerds - SlashDot - and we do dueling Jay Leno impressions.

Fun Fact : This episode contains a number of references to Jay Leno's unfortunate car accident. We hope Mr. Leno's lawyers take mercy on us.

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Theme song performed by Kill Hamster (https://soundcloud.com/killhamster/) a cover of the original by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads (https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/)

Contains clips from :

"president precedent" by @horsey.land - https://www.instagram.com/p/DYXgMhQSoAc/

"Quiche Peanemis" by @professorsendy - https://www.instagram.com/p/DWWp3NhjeKV/

Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed.

Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

Grab your pantyhose and funky masks and let's dance in front of a sheet, it's time for 48 Inches of Prime Ass Barking

This week we talk about a Haus of Decline comic that caused Charts for Dinner discourse, Microsoft Comic Chat (which was used to create Jerkcity/Bonequest) going open source, ICE raid porn-themed Twitter accounts, Balance's stablecoin collapse, the enigma that is Tonetta, plus : Bryan Johnson has a blood boy. Hooray?

Fun Fact : This episode is an apology episode for putting Bryan through My Immortal last week.

Tonetta's bandcamp and YouTube channels have been removed/banned, but a few survive. Enjoy a few selections : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liDdir5FBr0&list=RDEMsppwrh7iTStVEDP0u4qfXQ&start_radio=1

7/24's mini-documentary on Tonetta : https://youtu.be/zl7VNgPRm9w

St. Louis band Tok's album TOK DOES TONETTA is still around and it is worth your time : https://tokandroll.bandcamp.com/album/tok-does-tonetta

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Theme song performed by Kill Hamster (https://soundcloud.com/killhamster/) a cover of the original by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads (https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/)

Contains clips from :

"Pressure Zone" by Tonetta (reuploaded by Tonnetta777 Tonetta777) - https://youtu.be/q7y60493G8A

"81 Inch Prime Ass" by Tonetta (reuploaded by Tonnetta777 Tonetta777) - https://youtu.be/OfTQZy1c3HM

"Drugs Drugs Drugs" by Tonetta (reuploaded by Simon F) - https://youtu.be/liDdir5FBr0

"G&B Showers" by Tonetta (reuploaded by Mother Goose) - https://youtu.be/Y6pUm1aG0jY

"Big Rig" by Tonetta (reuploaded by Mother Goose) - https://youtu.be/lIqXts7EKv0

"Drugs Drugs Drugs" performed by TOK - https://youtu.be/LErTfdrz9-4

7/24's mini-documentary on Tonetta : https://youtu.be/zl7VNgPRm9w

Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed.

Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

Rawr! Fangz! It's yr boyzz Jsaon and Byron, and we R leik going 2 tell u a story. It's about HOGGARTS! Suddenly............ a PODCASTT!

This week we talk about the bison that flipped a grandpa, Amanda Palmer burning her fans' things (with their permission!), pickup artist Mystery and his AI girlfriend, Bonzo Lend getting got for $9mil, the infamous fanfic My Immortal, plus we play a little round of Hammacher-Schlemmer Price is Right.

Fun Fact : This episode is the most pain Jason has ever put Bryan through and that includes Nyan Neko Sugar Girls. There will be retribution eventually, we assume.

Read My Immortal in its entirety here : https://project-tara.neocities.org/myimmortal

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Theme song performed by Kill Hamster (https://soundcloud.com/killhamster/) a cover of the original by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads (https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/)

Contains clips from :

"(My) Immortal : The Web Series TRAILER (2013)" by Mediajunkie Studios - https://youtu.be/COJszALipVI

"(MY) IMMORTAL : THE WEB SERIES Season 1 Episode 1 "Enoby Darkness Way" by Mediajunkie Studios - https://youtu.be/Zpx_Cf0KCrM

Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

Grab your Pip Boy and a Nuka Cola and your list of complaints about Bethesda, it's time for 48 Minutes of Dogs Meating

This week we talk about the Moo Virus prank, teens getting busted for using a home made plasma cannon, the freezing of Knacken, legendary Fallout website and forum No Mutants Allowed and our jaws drop at the discovery of thousands of ChatGPT generated fan fics of Doki Doki Literature Club characters giving birth. Forums. Forums never change.

Fun Fact : This episode was recorded before the untimely death of Lindsey Graham, so any references to Ladybugs were unintentional, but probably funnier in retrospect.

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Theme song performed by Kill Hamster (https://soundcloud.com/killhamster/) a cover of the original by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads (https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/)

Contains clips from :

"Billy Knight Comedy Routine" by TheAICommander (original by Rob Cordry) - https://youtu.be/zEo5X0Ta-lE

"Giving my mom the moo virus" by kenzlikestolaugh - https://www.tiktok.com/@kenzlikestolaugh/video/7655841158840519950

Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed.

Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.