Notice the quotations. We're not saying these games actually are "Below Average." We're just picking our favorites that the aggregate site GameRankings.com ranks lower than a 75.

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In this show I sit down with Nolan The Intern. We talk about Shadow Complex, Resonance of Fate, Valve, which survivor of Left 4 Dead we would kill, women as currency and interracial porn during a zombie apocalypse, the personalization of characters in MMO's, how I would smack Kojima in the mouth, the Human Centipede, and more!

All this in Cocktail Time Episode 002!!

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Sure, there have been lists about timeless games before. But we can all tell what had already become timeless. Now it's time to look towards the future and talk about the games that will still be played ten years from now.

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A lot happened this week so we waste no time jumping into impressions of games like Shadow Complex, Halo Reach, and Professor Layton. We discuss Bungie's new deal with Activision and the potential disaster that could be "Castlevania: Harmony of Despair."

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Welcome to the maiden voyage of Cocktail Time! In Episode 01 I sit down with Nick Henderson and Nolan The Intern to talk about Professor Layton, Shadow Complex, Record of Agarest War, DarkSiders, why Castlevania hasn't gotten the recognition it deserves, the Bungie / Activision deal, drill dicks, anime girls eating ice cream and more!

We also make fun of Nick for bringing a girlie drink and I give my recipe for Ghetto Long Island Iced Tea.

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New console launches are some of the most exciting events in this industry. But a console's initial success or failure is largely determined by the titles that are available for purchase at the time of its launch. We sit down to discuss our favorite launch titles and explain why we consider them to be the best representations of their system's potential.

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Brad and David sit down and talk fighting games.

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This week, Travis does his best to claim that Monster Hunter Tri for the Wii is flawless while the rest of us gawk in horror. We also spend some time discussing some more Splinter Cell Conviction, Professor Layton, and Mega Man 10! We spend our time in the news segment discussing the policies of other more "professional" websites in regards to attending Capcom's exclusive media event, Captivate 2010, in Hawaii. O yeah, did I mention that Marvel vs. Capcom 3 was announced? In other news, Brad is perverted and has taken his love for Mass Effect's Liara one step too far. It's a crazy show but we hope you enjoy it!

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Everyone has a laundry list. Some are longer than others. Ours are very long. However, we sit down to narrow the list and prioritize for the coming year. This episode, we list our top 5 games that came out before the turn of the millenium that made our lists. Not only that, we intend to play through each game that made these lists before the end of the year. This should be interesting.

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We make our long awaited return to the Top 5 podcast! Tonight we sit around the table to discuss some of our most memorable Side Quests! Enjoy! (Sorry it's late, another episode is coming up tonight)

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