4th Place

NRL Returns this week and as we continue our gambling competition, this week we have Roi Galfo, a Filipino Equality Advocate who doesn't know what the NRL is, much less ever seen Rugby League before or know who any of the teams are and we let her bet on it with our money. As you would expect this episode is filled with plenty of arguments over who will win this week, Marcus as usual has insanely degenerate multis-including a horse which he doesn't know where or when it will actually run, Andrew has taken a more measured approach and James has done his own form.

All 3 players started with $200. Andrew comes into this week with only 86.25 left after a horrid first week. Marcus has $145 only because his bets were minimal since he had 0$ in returns last week losing every bet including one live on the pod. James had $194.47 after small losses last week. This weeks bets are below including Roi's which is the first using the guest bankroll, which will start at $150 and each week the guest can bet upto 1/3 of the current bankroll, so Roi has $50 but with some of her longer term bets weve allowed her to go slightly over too. All bets listed below.

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This weeks bets:

Andrew:

Marcus:

James:

Broncos v eels unders, based on TAB rules and cause I think it will be a tight game. $10, I’m really not confident because dunno if 6 again will lead to more scoring.

Special Guest Roi Galfo:

Bets:

We recap the weekends bets. After last weeks massive victories, this  week we all lost, some more than others. Last week we weren't playing  with real money, this week we are. Marcus lost every bet due to only  betting on wild multi bets. Most of Marcus's bets involved the horse  Milwaukee and if you saw the race it came dead last and barely walked in  the end. James had one of the most epic soccer wins in Korean division 2  soccer, where his team were 2-0 down well past 70 minutes...then came  back to win 2-3. Andrew bet 90% of his bankroll this week, but got lucky  that one of his bets and only one, got up and so he at least has  something to bet, but his bankroll has taken a major hit. Marcus and  Andrew bet live on the show between each other.   

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Each week on Aussie Degens our 3 hosts give out bets to compete against  eachother which we also place, we then critique eachother and will also  be bringing on guests to bet with our money. First episode of the week  reviews last weeks bets, the second episode we give out our bets for the  weekends. Think you’re a better gambler or more degen? Comment your  tips below or hit us up to come on the pod and bet with our money!  

On this episode give out our bets for this week, after last weeks  smashing results of 56% profit on turnover and all 3 winning, will we  win this week again? Lets see. We discuss the new news about the Korean  soccer team that mistakenly put sex dolls in their empty stadium with  porn advertisements… We discuss our new favourite tennis player from  Russia: Semen Sharlay and we give out our tips which you can find below.  We have bets on Bundesliga, K League, Horse Racing and some wild  multis. This week we also have a special bonus that we happened to bet  live on races whilst recording the podcast because Marcus began to freak  out that he was going to miss the first at Cranbourne, but don’t worry  you get to see all 3 hosts bet live. As always there are plenty of  laughs and banter along the way. Check our bets, bet against us, or with  us and let us know how you go. This week we have placed all the bets  for real too. This week Marcus’s bets are as wild as you would expect from this total  degen. Andrew’s bet almost his entire bankroll…if he doesn’t win any he  might be screwed from the start. Fresh off a solid win last week, James  has gone for a more conservative approach.   

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Marcus bets: 

Multi Pohang Steelers W-D-W Pohang Steelers v FC Seoul 12. Alfa Oro - WIN - Flemington R4 8. Flandersrain - Place - Flemington R5 7. Milwaukee -Place- Flemington R6 1. Kementari - Place - Eagle Farm R8 $10  

Multi 12. Alfa Oro - WIN - Flemington R4 8. Flandersrain - Place - Flemington R5 7. Milwaukee -Place- Flemington R6 1. Kementari - Place - Eagle Farm R8 $10

Multi 12. Alfa Oro - WIN - Flemington R4 8. Flandersrain - Place - Flemington R5 7. Milwaukee -Place- Flemington R6 1. Kementari - Place - Eagle Farm R8 Leverkusen w-d-w Mgladbach v Leverkusen Hertha Berlin w-d-w Hertha Berlin v Union Berlon Hoffenheim WDW to win $10  

Multi Leverkusen w-d-w Mgladbach v Leverkusen Hertha Berlin w-d-w Hertha Berlin v Union Berlon Hoffenheim WDW to win $10  

Pohang Steelers W-D-W Pohang Steelers v FC Seoul 12. Alfa Oro - WIN - Flemington R4 8. Flandersrain - Place - Flemington R5 7. Milwaukee -Place- Flemington R6 1. Kementari - Place - Eagle Farm R8 Leverkusen w-d-w Mgladbach v Leverkusen Hertha Berlin w-d-w Hertha Berlin v Union Berlon Hoffenheim WDW to win $5  

James bets:  Jeju Utd v Daejeon Citizen WDW $10 Daejon Citizen @ 2.88 $20 Dortmund @ 1.67 Wolfsburg v Dortmund $20 Schalke 04 @ 1.91 Schalke 04 v Augsburg Paderborn v Hoffenheim $25 @ 2.1 Hoffenheim $5 Multi all 4.  

Andrews bets: $20 suwon blue wings v incheon utd over 2.5 goals @2.06 $10 fc smolevichi wdw @2.88 (unfortunately this game is postponed after  recording so this is cancelled) $25 Freiburg wdw @2.10 $25 hoffenheim wdw @2.10 $10 hoffenheim/hoffenheim HT/FT @3.5 $15 Augsburg wdw $25 Mainz draw no bet @5 $25 koln wdw @1.80 Multi of all for $5

We review the bets from ep 1 which had a profit on turnover of 57%! On the previous episode we gave out $3000 worth of bets between us on  the first round of Bundesliga, with a profit of $1709! Which is 57%  profit. Meaning for every dollar you bet, you got back an extra 57  cents! This week we also outline how the podcast will work, including how we  will be placing the bets ourselves. We covered some quick wacky news on  sport and plenty of gambling banter including Marcus's insane bets from  the week which did literally see him having to ask Andrew if he could  borrow 5k to win $6.   Past performance is no indication of future performance as they say in  financial services ads...which is our way of saying last week was a  fluke and we will probably lose it all this week.    

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Aussie Degens is a podcast where 3 friends competitively punt against  each other on sports. We talk sports, insult each other and throw in  plenty of gambling along the way. With Bundesliga returning this  weekend, we have started with a special episode on the first week. We've  done the form so you don't have to. This week we also have some bonus  bets from the novelties markets available on sportsbet, where we each  pick a colour tie that SCOMO will wear, we also pick a first word for  SCOMO's next press conference. Along the way we give you fun facts about  Germany by 3 morons. Once the Aussie football seasons get going we will  get into betting on AFL and NRL but for now this is a preview of whats  to come. 

Full list of tips below.  

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Dortmund v Schalke

Marcus over @1.6 for $200, Andrew under for $100 @ 2.2. 2.5 goals

James Schalke 04 4-0 @ $200 for $10. $10 to win @$6.

Hertha Berlin v Hoffenheim

Andrew and Marcus Hertha Berlin $100 at $3.4

James Hoffenheim $100 @ 2.1

Andrew 2-1 Hertha at $11 for $100

Marcus 1-0 $50 @ $12

Marcus Augsburg v Wolfsburg

Andrew Augsburg for $100 at 3.1

Marcus $100 on draw for 3.30

James $2.25 for $100 Wolfsburg

Fortuna Dusseldorf v Paderborn

Marcus $50 for 0-0 at $11

James Paderborn 2.37 for $100 draw no bet.

RB Leipzig v Freiburg

Marcus $50 3-1 at $9.5 and $50 3-0 at $8

Eintracht Frankfurt v Mgladbach

Andrew Eintracht for $200 at 2.88

Marcus Mgladbach for $300 at 2.3

James Mgladbach to win to nil at $4.5

Union Berlin v Bayern Munich

James Over 10 corners at 3.5 for $300

Werder Bremen v Leverkusen

Andrew Leverkusen $100 at 1.72

Marcus Werder Bremen $50 at $4.33

James Under corners 9 at $2.4 for $100

Jahn Regensburg v Holstein Kiel

Andrew 1-1 at $6.5 all in.

Marcus $150 Jahn 2-1 at $10

James the draw at all in.

Scomo Tie Wild bet for $100

Marcus Blue $2.5

Andrew Black at $34

James Yellow/Gold $3.5

ScoMo's First Word at Next Presser for $100

Marcus: James Good $2

Andrew Welcome $8

Number of 'Australians' Said by ScoMo for $100

Marcus and Andrew under 18 at 1.9

Over 1.85

On this episode of the 4th Place Comedy Podcast we cover: 

-Michael Jordan is a hack who never amounted to anything. 

-Marcus challenges Michael Jordan to golf match betting every hole. 

-Life tips with Marcus. 

-Family recreates flying 15 hours in economy seats at home in lockdown. 

-People share the most expensive mistakes they've made. 

-Which leads into an article of how to recreate flying in first class at home while in lockdown, so we create our own version of how to recreate flying in economy. 

-A Japanese man hasn't spoken to his wife for 20 years despite living  with her. 

-Kim Jong UN may be hiding out with his 2,000 women pleasure squad. 

-Woman's friends urge her to dump her boyfriend after he asks her to pay  crazy money for something unique.  

and much more.    

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On this episode we cover:

Raising the Conspiracy that the virus came from Pornhub.  

Talk of selling asshairs leads to discussion about whether the lockdown has lead to more human sex with mans best friend and further discussion  on human to dog sex. 

Getting coronavirus from having sex with your dog would be awkward. 

Strapons are a perfect conversation starter. 

The concern of your dog barking if you were to have sex with a dog. 

We  ask a dog dating expert this as well as which is the best breed to date. 

A woman is drinking sperm smoothies, we give better recipes and discuss Monkey excrement coffee and ponder how someone discovered this. 

The Newcombe butcher who uses special methods to improve meat. 

Where to get sperm in enough quantities to prepare food/drinks  adequately. 

The ghost of a masturbating ape haunts a wedding venue and people get married there specifically for this reason. 

The new trends in sex including masturbating at work during coffee breaks.

And much more.

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On this episode we cover: 

-We mock our guest a candidate for Texas Governor on air to him and tell him how we will support his competitor. 

-The best sex toys for mothers day gifts 

-Household items women use as dildos with our own suggestions 

-A woman giving out porn inside easter eggs and what better items could be given out instead. 

-A tiny penis dating app -what you could do with a million dollars from the lottery 

-A japanese store put a curse on toilet paper 

-People who have sneeze fetishes are upset with all the attention in this time of need.  

and much more.

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On the 20th episode of the 4th Place Comedy Podcast we cover: 

-Many NSFW topics 

-Sex with animals 

-Kyle Walkers sex party 

-secret to growing your dick 7 inches in a month 

-cum tributes 

-why the government should give us all limos  

-We talk to a random russian laboratory expert about his experiences

and much more

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Recorded partially on location from Marcus's roof, On the 19th episode of the 4th Place Comedy Podcast we cover: 

-Coronavirus/Covid-19 conspiracies 

-what is essential work? 

-how the loss of sports impacts vasectomies 

-the often unconsidered side effects of all that's going on 

-discuss whether home based vasectomies 

-some people are losing their minds in lockdown 

and much more.